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SHUTTLE LANDING OPERATIONS

When a mission’s planned in-orbit operations have been accomplished,
the emphasis on board the orbiter turns to the task of preparing the
vehicle for its return to Earth. Usually, the last full day in orbit
is devoted primarily to stowing equipment, cleaning up the living
areas and making final systems configurations which will facilitate
post-landing processing.

The crew schedule, or timeline, is designed such that crew members
are awake and into their “work day” 6 to 8 hours before landing. At
about 4 hours before deorbit maneuvers are scheduled, the crew and
flight controllers have finished with the Crew Activity Plan for that
mission. They now work from the mission’s Deorbit Prep handbook,
which covers the major deorbit events leading up to touchdown. Major
events include the “go” from MCC to close the payload bay doors, and
the final OK to perform the deorbit burn which will bring the orbiter
back to Earth.

However, before the deorbit burn is performed, the orbiter is turned
to a tail-first attitude. (That is, the aft end of the orbiter faces
the direction of travel.) At a predesignated time, the OMS engines
are fired to slow the orbiter down and to permit deorbit. The RCS
thrusters are then used to turn the orbiter back into a nose-first
attitude. These thrusters are used during much of the reentry pitch,
roll and yaw maneuvering until the orbiter’s aerodynamic,
aircraft-like control surfaces encounter enough atmospheric drag to
control the landing. This is called Entry Interface (EI) and usually
occurs 30 minutes before touchdown at about 400,000 ft. At this
time, a communications blackout occurs as the orbiter is enveloped in
a sheath of plasma caused by electromagnetic forces generated from
the high heat experienced during entry into the atmosphere.

As the orbiter glides toward a landing, initially at a velocity of
25,000 feet per second at the EI point, its velocity is gradually
slowed by a series of banks and roll reversals. As the atmospheric
density increases, the forward RCS thrusters are turned off, while
the aft RCS jets continue to maneuver the orbiter until a dynamic
pressure of 10 lb. per square foot is sensed by instruments on board.
At this point, the ailerons on orbiter’s delta-shaped wings begin to
operate and the aft RCS roll thrusters are stopped.

When the dynamic pressure reaches 20 lb. per square foot, the
orbiter’s wing elevators become operational and the RCS pitch
thrusters are stopped. A speed brake on the vertical tail opens when
the orbiter’s velocity falls below Mach 10. Then, at Mach 3.5, the
rudder is activated and the final RCS burns — the yaw jets — are
stopped. The orbiter is now at an altitude of 45,000 ft., and is
beginning what are called “area energy management maneuvers” which
enable it to intercept the landing approach corridor at the desired
altitude and velocity.

As it nears the landing site, the orbiter is steered into the
nearest of two heading alignment circles called HACs. Each has a
radius of 18,000 ft. The orbiter is now in subsonic flight, at
49,000 ft., and about 22 mile from its touchdown point.

In the future, final approach and landing will be controlled at this
point the commander takes over control of the orbiter for final
approach and landing maneuvers by the Microwave Scanning Beam Landing
System (MSBLS) — called autoland — which will take over control 2
minutes before touchdown while the orbiter is at an altitude of
15,489 ft., 9.8 mile from the runway touchdown point, traveling at a
speed of 410 mph. This phase of the flight will be completely
automatic and the crew’s main task will be to monitor the MSBLS.

The initial orbiter landing approach is at a glide slope of 19
degrees. This is six times steeper than the 3-degree glide slope of
a typical commercial jet airliner as it approaches landing.

Just before the orbiter touches down, flare or pull-up maneuvers are
required to bring it into its final landing glide slope of l.5
degrees. At touchdown — nominally about 2,500 ft. beyond the runway
threshold — the orbiter is traveling at a speed ranging from 213 to
226 mph.

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POST-LANDING OPERATIONS

Once the orbiter has rolled to a stop on the runway, post-landing
activities get underway involving the Orbiter Recovery Convoy.
Mission responsibility has shifted from the Johnson Space Center back
to the Kennedy Space Center.

Recovery Convoy. The Orbiter Recovery Convoy consists of a number
of specially-designed vehicles and a team of specialists who safe and
service the orbiter and assist in crew egress. Included in the
convoy are ll special vehicles and units. A brief description of
these follows.

Scape Trailer . Self-Contained Atmospheric Protection Ensemble
(SCAPE), vehicle, parked at a midfield location during landing,
contains the equipment necessary to support recovery including
recovery crew SCAPE suits, liquid air packs, and a crew who assist
recovery personnel in suiting-up in protective clothing.

Vapor Dispersal Unit. The Vapor Dispersal Unit is a mobile
wind-making machine able to produce a directed wind stream of up to
45 mph. It is an adaptation of a standard 14-ft. agricultural wind
machine designed to protect fragile agricultural crops from frost
damage or freezing. It is used by the recovery team to blow away
toxic or explosive gases that may occur in or around the orbiter
after landing. The fan can move 200,000 square feet of air a minute.

Coolant Umbilical Access. This apparatus is a stair and platform
unit mounted on a truck bed which permits access to the aft port side
of the orbiter where ground support crews attach coolant lines from
the Orbiter Coolant Transporter.

Orbiter Coolant Transporters. This unit is a tractor-trailer
carrying a refrigeration unit that provides Freon ll4 through the
orbiter’s T-O umbilical into its cooling system.

Purge Umbilical Access Vehicle. This vehicle is similar to the
Coolant Umbilical Access Vehicle in that it has an access stairway
and platform allowing crews to attach purge air lines to the orbiter
on its aft starboard side.

Orbiter Purge Transporter. This vehicle is a tractor-trailer which
carries an air conditioning unit powered by two 300 KW, 60 Hz
electric generators. The unit blows cool or dehumidified air into
the payload bay to remove possible residual explosive or toxic gases.

Cres Hatch Access Vehicle. The Crew Hatch Access Vehicle consists
of a stairway and platform on which is located a white room equipped
with special orbiter interface seals. It contains pressurized
filtered air to keep toxic or explosive gases, airborne dust or other
contaminants from getting into the orbiter during crew egress.

Astronaut Transporter Van. As its name implies, this van is used to
transport the flight crew from the landing area. It is a modified
recreational vehicle in which the crew can remove their flight suits
and be examined by a physician while enroute.

Helium Tube Bank. This specialized vehicle is a trailer on which is
mounted a 12-tube bank container which provides helium to purge
hydrogen from the orbiter’s main engines and lines. The bank
contains 85,000 cubic feet of helium at 6,000 psi.

Orbiter Tow Vehicle. This unit is very much like the typical towing
units used for large aircraft. However, it is equipped with a
special towing bar designed specifically for the orbiter. It is used
to move the orbiter from the landing facility to the OPF. It also is
used for moving the orbiter from the OPF to the VAB.

Mobile Ground Power Unit. The final special vehicle for orbiter
post-landing operations is the Mobile Ground Power Unit which
provides power to the orbiter if the fuel cells have to be shut down.
It can deliver a nominal load of 10 of direct power to the orbiter.

Augmenting these special orbiter recovery convoy vehicles are various
conventional command and emergency vehicles.

Recovery Convoy Operations. The main job of the recovery convoy is
to service the orbiter, prepare it for towing, assist the crew in
leaving the orbiter and finally to tow it to servicing facilities.

Even before the Shuttle is launched, the recovery convoy begins its
post-landing preparations by warming up coolant and purge equipment,
readying ground service equipment and carrying out extensive
communications checks.

During the Shuttle flight, the recovery convoy is on call in the
event an earlier than planned landing is necessary.

Major activity begins at about 2 hours before the orbiter is
scheduled to land. At this time chilldown of the purge and coolant
units begins. About 1 hour, 40 minutes before landing, the recovery
crew puts on their SCAPE suits and makes final communications checks.
At 5 minutes before touchdown, the recovery convoy is ready to go to
work.

After landing, the first staging position of the convoy is 200 ft.
up wind from the orbiter. The safety assessment team in the SCAPE
van moves to about 100 ft. of the port side of the orbiter. A
SCAPE-dressed crew then moves to the rear of the orbiter using a high
range flammability vapor detector to obtain vapor level readings and
to test for possible explosive hazards and toxic gases. Two readings
from three different locations are made to determine concentrations
of hydrogen, monomethyl hydrazine, and hydrazine and ammonia. If
they find that high levels of gases are present, and if wind
conditions are calm, the Vapor Dispersal Unit — the mobile wind
machine — moves into place and blows away the potentially dangerous
gases.

Meanwhile, the Purge and Coolant Umbilical Access Vehicles are moved
behind the orbiter and the safety assessment team continues to
determine whether hazardous gases are present in the area. Once the
umbilical access vehicles are in position, and as soon as it is
possible to connect up to the liquid hydrogen T-O umbilical on the
orbiter, the ground half of the on board hydrogen detection sample
lines are connected to determine the hydrogen concentration. If the
concentration is less than 4 percent, convoy operations continue.
However, if it should be greater than 4 percent, an emergency power
down of the orbiter is ordered. The flight crew is evacuated from
the orbiter immediately and the convoy personnel clear the area and
wait for the hydrogen to disperse.

If the hydrogen level is below 4 percent, the carrier plate for the
starboard liquid oxygen T-O umbilical is attached to permit insertion
of purge air ducts. After the carrier plates have been installed,
the Freon line and purge duct connections are completed and the flow
of coolant and purge air through the umbilical lines begins.

Purge air provides cool and humidified air conditioning to the
payload bay and other cavities thereby removing any residual
explosive or toxic fumes.

When it is determined that the area around and in the orbiter is
safe, non-SCAPE suit operations begin. First, in the forward orbiter
area, the priority is to assist the flight crew off the orbiter.

The Crew Hatch Access Vehicle moves to the hatch side of the
orbiter. When the access white room is secured, the orbiter hatch is
opened and a physician boards the orbiter to make a brief preliminary
medical examination of the crew. The crew then leaves the orbiter
and departs in the Astronaut Transporter Van.

The flight crew is replaced on board the orbiter by an exchange crew
who make preparations for ground towing operations, installing switch
guards and removing data packages from onboard experiments, if
required.

Meanwhile, after allowing for a 30-minute orbiter tire cool down,
the Tow Vehicle crew installs the landing gear lock pins, and
disconnects the nose landing gear drag link. The Tow Vehicle is
positioned in front of the orbiter and the tow bar connection is
made. Finally, about two hours after landing the orbiter is towed
off the runway.

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SOLID ROCKET BOOSTER RETRIEVAL OPERATIONS

After the Space Shuttle is launched, the Solid Rocket Boosters (SRB)
are jettisoned at 2 minutes, 7 seconds into the flight. They are
retrieved from the Atlantic Ocean by special recovery vessels and
returned for refurbishment and eventual reuse on future Shuttle
flights.

SRB separation occurs at an altitude of about 30 miles The
separated boosters then coast up to an altitude of 47 miles and
free-fall into an impact zone in the ocean about 158 miles downrange.
The so-called splash “footprint” is in an area about 7 miles wide
and about 10 miles long.

When a free-falling booster reaches an altitude of about 3 miles its
nose cap is jettisoned and the SRB pilot parachute pops open. The
pilot parachute then pulls out the 54-ft. diameter, l,100-lb. drogue
parachute. The drogue parachute stabilizes and slows down the
descent to the ocean.

At an altitude of 6,240 ft., the frustum, a truncated cone at the
top of the SRB where it joins the nose cap, is separated from the
forward skirt, causing the three main parachutes to pop out. These
parachutes are 115 ft. in diameter and have a dry weight of about
l,500 lb. each. When wet with sea water they weight about 3,000 lb.

At 6 minute and 44 seconds after liftoff, the spent SRBs, weighing
about 165,000 lb., have slowed their descent speed to about 62 mph
and splashdown takes place in the predetermined area.

The parachutes remain attached to the boosters until they are
detached by recovery personnel.

Waiting near the impact area are two 176-ft.-long,
specially-designed SRB recovery vessels. Their first job is to
recover the main SRB parachutes. Each vessel is equipped with four 5
ft. 6 in. -diameter reels which wind the parachute winch lines onto
the reel similar to the way line is wound onto a fishing reel.

The frustum-drogue parachute also is reeled in until the 5,000-lb.
frustum is about 100 ft. from the recovery ship. The drogue
parachute lines are then reeled in until the frustum can be lifted
out of the ocean by a 10-ton-capacity crane.

Next, the empty SRB casings are recovered using a special device
called the Diver Operated Plug (DOP). This procedure calls for a
team of underwater divers to descend to a depth of about 110 ft. and
place the DOP into the nozzle of the casing. A 2,000-ft.-long air
line attached to the DOP is plugged into an air compressor on the
recovery vessel. Air is pumped into the booster at 120 psi to empty
water from the casing — a procedure called “dewatering.”

Under ideal weather and sea conditions, the retrieval operation
takes about 5 and 1/2 hours. The recovery ships with the retrieved
SRBs in tow, sail to Port Canaveral, travel north up the Banana River
and dock near Hangar AF at the Cape Canaveral Air Force Station,
their mission completed.

SRB Disassembly Operations. The retrieval ships take the SRBs to a
dock at the Solid Rocket Booster Disassembly Facility (SRBDF) located
at Hangar AF — a building originally used for Project Mercury, the
first U.S. manned space program.

The SRBs are unloaded onto a hoisting slip and mobile gantry cranes
lift them onto tracked dollies where they are safed and undergo their
first washing.

The casings are then taken to the SRBDF for disassembly into their
four main segments: two aft skirt and two forward skirt assemblies.
The main casing segments undergo further cleaning, after which they
are placed on railroad cars and shipped to the manufacturing plant in
Utah where they undergo final refurbishment and are again loaded with
propellant.

Meanwhile, the nose cone frustums and parachutes are processed at
the Parachute Refurbishment Facility in the KSC Industrial Area.

Parachute Refurbishment . The SRB Parachute Refurbishment Facility
(PRF) was originally built to process the parachutes used in the
Gemini manned space program and was modified for the Shuttle program.

The SRB parachutes are taken to the PRF for refurbishment on the
reels from the recovery vessels. The PRF also receives and stores
new parachutes and hardware for the SRBs.

Specific procedures for refurbishment of the SRB parachutes include
untangling the lines, and hanging them on an overhead monorail and
automatically washing and drying them. When this is completed, and
final inspections are conducted, the parachutes are folded on
64-ft.-long tables and stored in canisters for eventual reuse.

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The Rules for Korean Chess
by Roleigh Martin
Copyright 1995
All Rights Reserved
2-16-95

INTRO: TO THE READER

My wife is Chinese and after playing Chinese Chess and falling in
love with the game, I learned about Korean Chess which is
virtually identical in board and piece lay-out but different in
move-rules. There is very little English literature on Korean
Chess–I’ve found 2 chapters in English on the game. If anyone
reading this can verify–or correct me if not–if I have the
complete rules to Korean Chess. Please reply if I have made any
mistakes or if you know that my rules are correct and complete.

I also wish to find out if there is any other software: public
domain, freeware, shareware, or commercial ware on Korean Chess
for MS-DOS computers. I know about JANGKI.ZIP. Can you please
inform me of any such software and how I may obtain it (BBS phone
numbers, FTP site names/directory/filename, or ordering address)?
Thanks!

Last, is there any internet mailing list groups on Korean Chess?
Is there any English language books or magazines on Korean Chess?
Thanks again!

DISTRIBUTION POLICY

This document is copyrighted. It can be distributed
electronically for non-commercial use as long as nothing is
altered in this document. I am working on a book on Chinese and
Korean Chess and intend to build upon this document for the
chapter on Korean Chess.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Thanks to Young Won, Compuserve ID 75541,2100 for his FLEFO forum
message who confirmed this document with his message “It has been
10 years since I have played my last Korean Chess game. I
briefly read the rules you posted (not line-by-line, though), and
they seem to be in line with what I remember.” In addition, he
provided the Korean names and meanings of each piece which I’ve
incorporated in this updated version of this document.

Thanks to J. Kim of HANAnet Operating Center (KTRC) (Internet
address: jskim1@soback.hana.nm.kr) who pointed me to a public
domain Korean Chess game, JANGKI.ZIP (Jang-gi V1.0, 1991.1.26) by
Hak Jong Lee of Daejon, Korea, from kids.kotel.co.kr. There is a
tiny README file but no copyright or distribution restrictions
documented with the ZIP file–hence by inference it is in the
public domain. (My FTP program could not access this using this
hostname, but J. Kim informed me correctly of it’s IP address:
128.134.2.51.) This file is in the directory, /pub/games. I got
this feedback via the USENET group, soc.culture.korean.

JANGKI is a great DOS-based Korean Chess game. It supports CGA
through VGA and works on a HP100/200 palmtop (but not under HP’s
System Manager; one must terminate that program and at the DOS
level, play the game). To run the program, at the DOS prompt,
move to the directory where you have installed these files and
type: JT and press ENTER.

This program (JT.EXE) is quite nice as it allows human to play
human or against the computer.

BACKGROUND COMMENTARY & RESOURCE

Korean Chess can be played with a Chinese Chess Set — same
pieces and board — but different rules. Actually quite fun!
Very few Chinese people know this game — if you find yourself
loosing to Chinese friends in Chinese Chess, play them a game of
Korean Chess — you might win!

The below resource is still in print and has an entire chapter on
Korean Chess — with rules, commentary and a sample game, on
Korean Chess.

The shipping and handling fee is $3.00. Send check for $12.95
(if you live in the USA) and order to Mail Order Department,
Dover Publications, 180 Varick Street, New York, NY 10014.

TITLE: Korean Games: With Notes on the Corresponding
Games of China & Japan
AUTHOR: Culin, Stewart
SERIES: Puzzles Ser.
PUBLISHER: Dover PUBLICATION DATE: 02/1991 (910201)
EDITION: Repr. of 1895 ed. NO. OF PAGES: 256p.
LCCN: N/A
BINDING: pap. – $9.95
ISBN: 0-486-26593-5
VOLUME(S): N/A
ORDER NO.: N/A
IMPRINT: N/A
STATUS IN FILE: New (91-04)
NOTE(S): Illustrated
SUBFILE: PB (Paperbound Books in Print)

The below resource is out of print and also has an entire chapter
on Korean Chess — with rules, commentary and a sample game, on
Korean Chess.

TITLE: Chess Variations: Ancient, Regional & Modern
AUTHOR: Gollon, John E.
PUBLISHER: C E Tuttle PUBLICATION DATE: 1973 (730101)
BINDING: pap. – $6.25
ISBN: 0-8048-1122-9
STATUS: Out of print (11-90)

Your library should be able to get the above through interlibrary
loan. Also, I have been suggested to try (but did not, as the
library succeeded): Howard Frisch, New and Antiguarian Books, Box
128, Village Station, New York City, NY 10014. The library
actually got me the hard cover book, which was published in 1968.
Instead of an ISBN number, it had only a Library of Congress
Catalog Card Number, No. 68-11975.

NAMING CONVENTION

Korean Chess derives, historically, from Chinese Chess. Since
the pieces in Chinese Chess have been given official English
names by the international Chinese Chess Association, I will use
the same English names for the Korean Chess pieces.

BOARD LAYOUT

The pieces are placed on the board gridlines not inside the
squares as in Western Chess. The board has 9 columns (also
called files or aisles) and 10 rows. The 9 columns are labeled
A-I. The 10 rows are labeled 0-9.

Left to right on the rear row, the pieces are called:

Rook, Knight, Bishop, Guard, [empty], Guard, Bishop, Knight, Rook
(r) (n) (b) (g) (g) (b) (n) (r)

Note: the Knight and Bishop can, as a setup option (not a move),
be transposed on either or both sides or neither side. (The game
JANGKI calls this a Pozin change and the default setup shown is
to have the bottom side’s righthand Bishop and Knight transposed
and the top side’s lefthand Bishop and Knight transposed.)

The second row only initially holds the king, abbreviated as (k),
in the center of the row.

The third row only initially holds the two cannons, abbreviated
as (c), each cannon being in the 2nd column from the edge.

The fourth row only initially holds the five pawns, abbreviated
as (p), starting with a pawn on each edge column and then every
OTHER column.

The initial board looks like the below (remember the knight and
bishop can be transposed as a setup option). If you transpose
the knight and bishop to just one side of the lineup, then the
four pieces (your 2 knights and 2 bishops) can theoretically hit
every spot on the board (not each piece but together the 4 pieces
can “hit” every spot on the board granted enough moves are made).
This setup transposition option doesn’t count as a move.

In real life, the colors of the two pieces are either Black and
Red, Green and Red, or Blue and Red.

(FIG 1: Knight and Bishop are not transposed.)

9 [r][n][b][g]-+-[g][b][n][r]
. | | | | |/ | | | |
8 +–+–+–+-[k]-+–+–+–+ Note: the pieces are put
. | | | | /| | | | | down on the gridpoints of
7 +-[c]-+–+–+–+–+-[c]-+ board — not inside the
. | | | | | | | | | squares as in Western Chess.
6 [p]-+-[p]-+-[p]-+-[p]-+-[p]
. | | | | | | | | |
5 +–+–+–+–+–+–+–+–+
. | | | | | | | | |
4 +–+–+–+–+–+–+–+–+
. | | | | | | | | |
3 (P)-+-(P)-+-(P)-+-(P)-+-(P)
. | | | | | | | | |
2 +-(C)-+–+–+–+–+-(C)-+
. | | | | |/ | | | |
1 +–+–+–+-[K]-+–+–+–+
. | | | | /| | | | |
0 (R)(N)(B)(G)-+-(G)(B)(N)(R)
. A B C D E F G H I

(FIG 2: One Knight and Bishop are transposed — this is the
default setup shown in the JANGKI software version of Korean
Chess; one is allowed to change this setup, but this is the
default setup.)

9 [r][n][b][g]-+-[g][n][b][r]
. | | | | |/ | | | |
8 +–+–+–+-[k]-+–+–+–+
. | | | | /| | | | |
7 +-[c]-+–+–+–+–+-[c]-+
. | | | | | | | | |
6 [p]-+-[p]-+-[p]-+-[p]-+-[p]
. | | | | | | | | |
5 +–+–+–+–+–+–+–+–+ Note:
. | | | | | | | | | <-This row is the "river"
4 +–+–+–+–+–+–+–+–+ in Chinese Chess and on
. | | | | | | | | | a Chinese Chess board,
3 (P)-+-(P)-+-(P)-+-(P)-+-(P) the middle 7 vertical
. | | | | | | | | | lines of this single row
2 +-(C)-+–+–+–+–+-(C)-+ are not painted on a
. | | | | |/ | | | | Chinese Chess board.
1 +–+–+–+-[K]-+–+–+–+
. | | | | /| | | | |
0 (R)(N)(B)(G)-+-(G)(N)(B)(R)
. A B C D E F G H I

I do not know the answer to the inevitable question: "If your
opponent transposes the knight and bishop on his left side, do
you normally transpose your bishop and knight on your right side
or left side? (I know it is legal to do either, neither or both;
but I am asking this from a sound strategy basis.)" I assume one
would transpose on the same aisle as the opponent, as that is how
the software program, JANGKI defaults to doing–even though the
user has the choice to do otherwise.

On the board are two fortresses (also called castles) which is a
3×3 grid in the center of the 1st 3 rows of both sides, in which
the king and his two guards must remain–they can not leave the
fortress–however, as will be explained below, the king can
perform a check against the other king from within the fortress.
Inside the fortress, there are diagonal lines that form a big "X"
inside the fortress.

On a Chinese Chess Board, there is a river that "exists" in the
middle row of the board; it does not exist in Korean Chess. If
one plays Korean Chess with a Chinese Chess board, one ignores
the "river" of the Chinese Chess board. In both Korean and
Chinese Chess, one has to move a full step to move across the
center row, regardless of whether it's called a "river" or not
(as in Korean Chess). Bottom line: in Korean Chess and Chinese
Chess, there are 10 rows. In Chinese Chess, moving from the 5th
to the 6th row is "moving across the river" where the pawns gain
the power to move one step sideways–and where the Bishops can
not move across. In Korean Chess, the pawns can move sideways
one step immediately and the Bishops can move anywhere on the
board that is legal for a given move.

Actually, the real Korean Chess set uses 8-sided pieces not round
pieces as in Chinese Chess. Also not all the pieces are the same
diameter as they are in Chinese Chess. The red pieces are 100%
identical but the blue have four pieces that use brush/script
style Chinese calligraphy and the pieces are difficult to
translate — I had to ask a Korean shopper in the Korean Grocery
store that I found the set at to identify the blue pieces. (My
Chinese Chess friends recognize these four different charactered
Blue pieces.) The board doesn't have a blank (no vertical lines)
river across the middle of the board as in Chinese Chess —
that's because there is no promotion or barrier concept in Korean
Chess as there is in Chinese Chess. Again, you can play Korean
and/or Chinese Chess with either country's pieces/board. One
thing nice, the Korean Grocery store had the pieces for only $4
and a nice wooden board for only $10.

Each piece is inscribed with a corresponding Chinese character.
However, on the King pieces, "Han" is inscribed on the red team,
and "Cho" is described on the blue (or green) team. Han and Cho
are names of two dynasties (or kingdoms) that were at war with
each other. (Note: "Han" and "Cho" is not what you call the
individual King pieces — these names refer to the "team names"
–the actual King piece names are shown below.)

I do not know the OFFICIAL conventional English spellings of the
Korean names for these pieces. Below I redescribe these pieces
per their Chinese names as well as the Korean spellings I've been
given by one Korean Chess player who has not played in 10 years
(see Acknowledgement section above).

QUESTION TO ANY EXPERIENCED KOREAN CHESS PLAYER:
Can anyone in this group provide me with confirmation or
correction of the below Korean names as they are spelled out in
English? Thanks! In particular, are the Korean names for the
Red and Blue King correct or should they be transposed (if so,
the Korean Jang would be very close to the Pinyin Jiang).

CANTO-
COORDINATES COLOR ENGLISH PINYIN NESE KOREAN
A0,I0,A9,I9 both Rook Ju Kui Cha or Tcha
B0,H0,B9,H9 both Knight Ma Ma Ma
C0,G0 Red Bishop Xiang Sheung Sang or Syang
C9,G9 Blue Bishop Xiang Cheung Sang or Syang
D0,F0,D9,F9 both Guard Shi See Sa
E1 Red King Shuai Sui Jang*
E8 Blue King Jiang Cheung Wang*
B2,H2,B7,H7 both Cannon Pao Pow Po or Hpo
A3,C3,E3,G3,I3 Red Pawn Bing Ping Byung or Pyeng**
A6,C6,E6,G6,I6 Blue Pawn Zu Tsut Jol or Tjol**

Note: the Korean names first spelled out are those obtained from
Korean Chess player whom I've corresponded with on Compuserve,
Young Won. The two chapters on Korean Chess, cited above,
provide the "or…" variation. For the King (*), they provide
two alternate names, neither depicting color specific names.
Koung or Tyang is what John Gollon provides; Tjyang or Koung is
what Stewart Culin provides. The Koung, Culin, explains is the
generic term for both–as it is similarly pronounced in Chinese
Chess by the Cantonese–meaning "general." For the Pawn (**),
Culin provides the Pyeng to be the Red, and Tjol to be the Blue.
Gollon provides the same two spellings but does not tie them to a
color.

Sometimes you'll hear Chinese Chess players translate the chess
pieces to different English names — the ones above are the
"official" English names — the ones below are others you might
hear and they are presented here for you to maintain
understanding in real life play:

OFFICIAL
ENGLISH ALTERNATE ENGLISH NAMES GIVEN THESE PIECES
Rook Car Chariot Tank
Knight Horse
Bishop Prime Minister Elephant Minister
Guard Counsellor Advisor
King General Emperor
Cannon Catapult
Pawn Soldier Foot Soldier

TRANSLATION TIDBITS

The Arabic name for "Chariot" is pronounced "Rook." The Chinese
symbol for Chariot is now used for the symbol for a car.

In the traditional Chinese Character for the Knight, the "Ma" —
which means "horse, you'll note the four depicted legs in the red
character (the pieces in real life are like Checkers but with the
Chinese character written on top of the piece) — these are the
horse's legs.

The historical reason the pieces are depicted differently for
both sides (although modern sets use the same depiction for the
Rook, Knight and sometimes the Cannon), is that players could
tell whose piece was whose even if the colors wore out. For
instance, Red has as it's bishop the Chinese Character for Prime
Minister, while Blue (or Green or Black) has as it's bishop the
Chinese Character for Elephant. They both have identical powers
however.

THE OBJECT OF THE GAME

The object of the game is identical to Western and Chinese Chess:
to checkmate the enemy king–that is, to place the enemy king in
a position of entrapment from which it can not save itself. A
stalemate is possible where neither side recognizes that neither
side can win by checkmate.

THE PIECE MOVEMENT RULES

1. The rook moves identical to the Western Chess and Chinese
Chess rook, with one exception:

a. for movement, it can move as far horizontally or
vertically as it has clear passage to move. The movement
for one move must be that of one single straight line.

b. in addition, for movement, the rook can move as far down
a fortress single diagonal line as long as there is clear
passage and the movement remains that of a single
straight line (this means the starting position has to be
in one of the corners or the center of the fortress).

c. for capture, the rook during it's normal movement, can
take any enemy piece that it first bumps into (there must
not be any intervening same-side piece).

2. The knight ends up moving identically to the western knight,
and it moves identical to the Chinese Chess knight. The
knight however must make its move by first moving one step
vertically or horizontally and then one outward diagonal step
and in this movement, there must be clear passage. Thus, the
initial two places that the knight at B0 can move to are A2
or C2. It can not initially move to D1 because the Bishop at
C0 is in the way.

3. The bishop, unlike its Chinese Chess "cousin", is like a
giant knight. It moves 3 positions away from itself: first
by going one step horizontally or vertically and then TWO
outward diagonal steps and there must be clear passage. Thus
in Figure 2 above, the Bishop at C0 can not move as it is
blocked, but it does protect the center Pawn. The Bishop at
H0 can move to F3.

As mentioned above, unlike Chinese Chess, the Bishop is not
only a defensive piece, it can move onto the enemy's side of
the board and be an offensive piece (as is true for both
Chinese and Korean Chess for all other pieces but the King
and Guards).

(For the curious, the Chinese Chess Bishop is a defensive
piece, and can only move two diagonal places at a time (not
any more nor less; and the passage must be clear) and the
Chinese Chess Bishop can not cross the "river"–it must stay
within the 1st 4 rows of it's home side.)

4. The Guard and King move identical to each other. They are
both limited to the center 3×3 fortress that resides in the
1st 3 rows of one's home side. Each piece can only move 1
step down any painted straight line whether or not the line
is a vertical, horizontal, or diagonal line. This is
different than Chinese Chess wherein the Guard can only move
diagonally and the King can only move horizontally or
vertically.

5. The cannon, with several restrictions named below, moves and
captures by making one jump during a single straight line
move. The straight line move can be down a single vertical
line, a single horizontal line, or a single diagonal line in
either fortress (provided the cannon's starting position is
on a fortress border gridpoint).

Note: a fortress canon diagonal move can't start from the
dead center of the fortress but a canon can land in the
fortress dead center from a normal vertical or horizontal
move or jump. But once inside the center of the fortress, the
canon can make a move or jump away by going horizontally or
vertically.

The canon, when it moves, has to jump over a single non-canon
piece, regardless whether the jumped-over piece belongs to
his side or the enemy side. When making a move (not a
capture), the canon can land on any empty gridpoint that
exists on the other side of the jumped-over piece. That
landed-onto (previously) empty gridpoint can be immediately
on the other side of the jumped-over piece or several
gridpoints beyond that jumped-over piece.

The canon, when it captures, has to jump as in a normal move,
but instead of landing onto an empty gridpoint, it has to
land onto an enemy piece that it encounters in, what would
otherwise be a normal jump-type-move. The jumped-over piece
is not captured–it is that second piece encountered in the
jump that is captured. Remember, the 1st piece can be of
either color; the 2nd piece–that is jumped-onto (not over)
has to be that of the enemy.

The cannon can't jump over a cannon (either color).

The cannon can't capture a cannon.

The cannon can not make the first move in a game (unlike
Chinese Chess).

Note: the Korean canon is very different than the Chinese
Chess canon wherein the Chinese Chess canon moves like a rook
but jumps like a Korean Chess canon (but unlike the Korean
canon, the Chinese Chess canon can jump over or jump onto
another canon).

6. The pawn moves the same way it captures: it can move either
one step forward or one step sideways. It can never move
backward. It can move forward down a diagonal line in the
enemy's fortress. If during that one step move, it moves onto
an enemy's occupied, position, it is a capture of that enemy
piece.

If the pawn makes it to the last row, it can only move
sideways then.

For the curious, the Chinese Chess pawn is different; it
can't move sideways until after getting to it's 6th row
(called after crossing the river) and it can't move down the
diagonal line in the enemy's fortress.

7. Special end game notes:

a. Neither side ordinarily want to allow the two kings to
face each other naked (in Chinese Chess but not Korean
Chess, the side that causes this to happens loses the
game). Facing each other "naked," means that there are
no intervening chess pieces.

If you cause this to happen in Korean Chess, you are
placing the other King in check in a desparate last-
chance move on your part for you irreversably foresake
the right to checkmate the other side–you are hoping for
a stalemate, which would be the case if the other side
can not get out of that desparate check.

This is the case even if the game continues for many
moves and even if otherwise the game could have gone into
a good checkmate, the side that initially caused the two
kings to be naked can at best only obtain a stalemate.

I call this (I do not claim originality though) the
"Kings Naked Rule."

b. Gollon adds the rule (page 159, hardbound edition) that
"If in mating, the mating piece is defended by only the
allied 'king'–i.e., if the piece is on an open file
occupied by its 'king' and therefore cannot be captured
by the checked king because of the above rules, the game
is only drawn."

This is the different in Chinese Chess; for there one
frequently will use one's King to protect a piece who is
making check and who otherwise would be captured by the
King being checked–in Chinese Chess, that is considered
successful checkmate–it is a win, not a draw.

c. Unlike Chinese Chess, if you have no other move to make,
except to put your King in check or checkmate, you can
"pass." In other words, your King can stand still, if it
stays in safety and there are no other pieces it can move
at all (regardless if those other pieces would be
captured or not) and if it would otherwise (if a move had
to be made) cause the king to move into check or
checkmate. Gollon states that one declares his pass by
turning his King over, upside down, on the same spot.

8. As a reminder, the pawn, cannon, and rook get to treat the
diagonal lines in either fortress (except the pawn can only
get to the enemy fortress) as ordinary straight lines that
they can move on — except the pawn can only move to the side
or forward — but the pawn can move forward to the rear line
down the diagonal.

9. Unlike Chinese Chess, the double cannon lineup against a king
poses no immediate threat — the rear cannon can't jump over
the front cannon, remember. (In Chinese Chess, if the
farthest away canon from the enemy king is safe and if no
opponent's piece can intervene between the two canons, the
game is over if the King is unable to move sideways, which
can often be the case.)

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First, a quick explanation about why Ka band photo radar units are so
hard to pick up, then a few off the wall ways of avoiding them.

The main reason they are hard to detect is that they operate at a very
low power level, usually less than a half a milliwatt (compared to
an effective radiation power of a normal radar gun of up to 4 watts,
usually 80mw actual power, making them 1/160 as powerful). The second
part is that they are aimed at an angle across traffic (something like
37.5 degrees). The reason for this is twofold – first, it is hard to
detect the beam if it isn’t aimed down the lane of traffic at you. Second,
if it was aimed down the lane of traffic, the unit would be able to determine
the speed of a semi at up to something on the order of 1/4 mile, making a
3 x 5 snapshot of the highway scenery with a speck on the road-picture of
the oncoming truck. You have to pass “across” the beam to trigger the camera
so as to prevent highly reflective objects from triggering the camera too
soon. By the way, as to the cosine effect, the unit is set up at a
precise angle across the highway and the computer (if you want to call it
a computer) in the photo radar unit automatically compensates for the
difference.

Ways to get around photo radar:
1. They typically use infrared film at night – paint your license plate
with infrared-reflecting paint so as to make the F’s on your license plate
look like E’s, 3’s look like 8’s, etc. You get the picture (but hopefully
the photo radar unit won’t 🙂

2. Remove your license plate and put it in the windshield instead.

3. Another trick on the infrared film deal – turn on your defrosters.
It will make the usually see-through glass look like a red wall.

4. Bend your license plate almost in half – if you get pulled over for
having it like that, say that your friend must have gotten it caught on
one of those concrete blocks that they have in parking lots and bent it.

5. My favorite (for those with guts). Plant a small transmitter on the
Blazer or whatever that houses the photo radar unit. Have it send a pulse
out every second or so. Build a receiver that tells you when you are near
the transmitter – make it so it can be received about a mile away. Better
than a detector! It is sure to work! You can probably sell the receivers
and make a few bucks along the way…

6. Make a high-power transmitter that operates on the same frequency of
the photo radar unit. Drive by the unit while it is operating and blast
it with a few hundred watts of radiation, effectively frying the receiver’s
front end/detector circuitry, rendering the unit useless.

Any more ideas?!?!?!? Send mail – I’m interested in hearing how creative
the rest of you outlaws are….

— Jeff

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HEY, MAN, ARE YOU USING ONLY HALF YOUR BRAIN?

You’re pretty hip. We all know that.

You can throw an I CHING hexagram and intuit its meaning. You
know all about Hedonic Engineering and staying high. You’ve seen
through all the social games.

When it comes to the neurosomatic circuit of the brain, and
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which predicts things before they happen, or the Syllogism, which
allows you to test an argument for internal validity? Or
would’nt you like to know how the mysterious Stereo works, or
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Imagine trying to live with one eye, or one lung, or one
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Is’nt it equally a handicap to use only half your brain?

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SIR, ARE YOU USING ONLY HALF YOUR BRAIN?

You’re pretty smart. We all know that.

You know all about partial differential equations, computer
programming, cost analysis, flow charts and vectors. If it can
be put into an equation, expressed in human language, or recorded
on a graph, you can handle it.

When it comes to the semantic circuit of the brain and precise
manipulations of symbol systems, you’re a champ. Any everybody
knows it.

But what about those mysterious right-hemisphere brain
functions? Intuition? Synergetic apprehension of whole systems?
Esthetics and ESP?

Imagine trying to live with one eye, or one lung, or one
testicle.
Isn’t it equally a handicap to use only half your brain?

“Specialization is for insects.”
— Robert A. Heinlein

“I once knew a man who was an ear, a magnificent ear, the
greatest ear in Europe. But that was all he was:an ear.”
— Nietzsche on Wagner

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ESTIMATED IQ’S OF FAMOUS PEOPLE IN HISTORY 1450-1850
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The following list appears in the Book of Lists,
Walleninsky, Wallace and Wallace, 1977, William Morrow &
Co., and is originally from a study which appears in:
“Genetic Study of Genius” Vol. 2, by Catherine Morse Cox,
copyright 1926 Stanford Press. The IQ’s are estimated based
upon various analytical elements, including performance
before the age of 17. Presumably, these are on the Stanford-
Binet scale.
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1. John Stuart Mill (Philosopher, economist) 190
2. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (German poet) 185
3. Thomas Chatterton 170
4. Voltaire (Author, philosopher) 170
5. George Sand (the only woman on the list; author) 150
6. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Composer) 150
7. Lord Byron (English poet) 150
8. Thomas Jefferson (President, statesman, author) 145
9. Benjamin Franklin (Writer, statesman, inventor) 145
10. Charles Dickens (English writer) 145
11. Galileo (Astronomer) 145
12. Napoleon Bonaparte (Military strategist, conqueror)140
13. Richard Wagner (Composer) 135
14. Charles Darwin (Scientist: theory of Evolution) 135
15. Ludwig von Beethoven (Composer) 135
16. Leonardo da Vinci (Artist, inventor) 135
17. Honore de Balzac (Writer) 130
18. Sir Isaac Newton (Mathematician, scientist) 130
19. Baruch Spinoza (Philosopher) 130
(Note that those below this level would likely be
below the 98th percentile required for MENSA)
20. George Washington (Statesman, militarist,President)125
21. Abraham Lincoln (President, lawyer) 125
22. Robert Blake (British admiral, writer) 125
23. Johann Sebastian Bach (Composer) 125
24. Josef Haydn (Composer) 120
25. Hernando Cortes (conqueror of Mexico) 115
26. Emmanual Swedenborg (Swedish religious writer) 115
27. Martin Luther (Religious reformer) 115
28. Rembrandt van Rindt (Dutch Painter) 110
29. Copernicus (Astronomer) 105
30. Cervantes (Writer: Don Quixote) 105
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(602) 840 4865 (300/1200/2400 N81), for which this computer
file has been generated. Thanks to Kate Searle for bringing
this list to my attention. — Bob Hirschfeld, SYSOP.
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FILE CONTAINED: INVENT.TXT
ACTUAL TOPIC: Inventions of the early nineteenth century.
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INVENTIONS OF THE EARLY NINETEENTH CENTURY

The art of inventing has been around since remedies have

been needed and solutions have been required to make our

lives easier and more enjoyable. From the time our

forefathers colonized the shores of a new land, up till the

time of the modern day super-conductor: people have created

devices and made discoveries on our behalf to make life

easier for everyone.

Before the early nineteenth century communications

were inadequate. The limitations of our hearing meant that

distant events were known long after they had occurred.

Systems of communication existed which were quicker then the

speed of a messenger – smoke signals, fires lit on hills,

signalling flags. But these methods could only be used for

communicating in code with pre-established sayings rather

than out-right communication. These methods also required

certain meteorological or geographical conditions in order to

function properly.

In the nineteenth century conditions were present that

made the need for new forms of communications indispensable.

Industrial society needed a method of communicating

information quickly, safely and accurately. Artist-inventor

Samuel F.B. Morse holds credit for devising American’s first

commercially successful electromagnetic telegraph (patented

in January 1836). The telegraph was a device used to

electrically send signals over a wire for long distances

allowing an established communication link to be made from

one city to another. (And everything in-between.) The basic

principle of the telegraph was the opening and closing of an

electrical circuit supplied by a battery: the variations of

the current in the electromagnet would attract or repel a

small arm connected to a pencil which would trace zigzag

signs onto a strip of paper running under the arm at a

constant speed. This early plan didn’t offer great practical

possibilities, mainly because the batteries then available

could not produce a current strong enough to push the signal

great distances.

As an artist and sculptor, Morse had the personal

qualities to succeed as inventor of the telegraph:

intelligence, persistence, and a willingness to learn. What

he lacked was: knowledge of recent scientific developments,

adequate funds, mechanical ability, and political influence.

Like all successful inventors of the nineteenth century,

Morse exploited his strengths and worked on his weaknesses.

Morse used Professor Leonard D. Gale’s suggestions of

improving both his battery and electromagnet by following the

suggestions of Joseph Henry. Together they incorporated

Henry’s suggestions and stepped up the distance they could

send messages from fifty feet to ten miles. This invention,

no less important than the telegraph itself, was the so-

called relay system, widely used today for automatic controls

and adjustments. Morse introduced a series of electromagnets

along the line, each of which opened and shut the switch of a

successive electric circuit, supplied by it’s own battery.

At the same time Morse improved the transmitting and

receiving devices and perfected the well-know signalling

system based on dots and dashes, which is still in use today.

The first telegraph line, connecting Baltimore to New

York, was inaugurated in 1844. Before this however, on May

24th, 1843 wires were strung between Washington and Baltimore

where Morse sent the first message from the Supreme Court

room in Washington to Alfred Vail, Morse’s assistant who was

in Baltimore at a railroad depot (41 miles away): “What hath

God wrought?”

On May 29th, 1844 word flashed by wire from the

democratic convention in Baltimore that James K. Polk had

been nominated for the Presidency. People were fascinated by

the “Magic key” and it was decided that the telegraph would

be used for now to report congressional doings.

By 1848 every state east of the Mississippi except

Florida was served be the telegraph; by the end of the civil

war more than 200,000 miles of line were used for business

communications and personal messages as well as news of

battles, politics, and sports results. The telegraph was a

success. Samuel F. B. Morse died in 1872.

While communications were important in the nineteenth

century, there were some other inventions that made life a

little easier. In April of 1849, Walter Hunt patented his

invention which to this day we probably wouldn’t get by

without. Hunt invented the safety pin, patented it, and then

without hesitation sold all rights to the pin for $400. In

1846, Elias Howe invented the sewing machine which “was

becoming a fixture in the homes of [all] American newlyweds.”

Soon to be followed by industry turning it’s attention to the

home by producing labor-saving appliances – novelties that

soon became necessities.

Charles Goodyear, one of the nineteenth century’s

greatest inventors and father of today’s vast rubber industry

discovered vulcanization, the process that toughens rubber

and rids it of stickiness, in January of 1839.

The riddle of rubber – how to prevent the stuff from

becoming sticky in the summer, brittle in the winter and

horrid-smelling in between. After years of anguish, Goodyear

discovered quite by accident that by adding sulphur to raw

rubber and heating the material from four to six hours at

about 270 degrees F. the rubber would be cured by the sulphur

resulting in increased strength and stiffness while

preserving its flexibility.

After spending many hundreds of hours, Goodyear, in his

make-shift lab adding one substance after another to rid the

rubber of it’s natural stickiness using every ingredient he

could get his hands on to put into the rubber mixture, (He

used salt, paper, talcum powder, anything…) one afternoon

when all else had failed, Goodyear dropped by accident a

mixture of sulphur and rubber onto his hot stovetop. Goodyear

looked at the blob in disbelief because it didn’t melt as

“gum elastic” always had in the past. Instead, it solidified

and “[the rubber] charred like leather”.

Before Goodyear’s discovery, rubber’s bad qualities

permitted few uses. French savants had studied the new

substance for waterproof qualities; someone had found that

the gray gum rubbed out pencil marks on paper, and thus the

word “rubber” was born.

By 1839 British manufacturers had learned a few other

uses for uncured rubber. Charles Macintosh, a chemist,

patented in 1823 a fabric that included a thin layer of

rubber. From this he made raincoats that in England, the

climate helped satisfy purchasers. In American winters they

hardened like armor, in American summers it they softened

like taffy.

Eldest son of Amasa Goodyear, a New Haven merchant and

sometimes inventor, Charles helped his father sell a

“Patented Spring Steel Hay and Manure Fork” invented by his

father. Amasa manufactured the first pearl buttons made in

America and metal buttons that U.S. soldiers wore in the war

of 1812.

Goodyear foresaw many products – rubber gloves, toys,

conveyor belts, watertight seals, water-filled rubber

pillows, balloons, printing rollers, and rubber bands were

among some of the brainstorms he would jot down, one after

the other into his notebook.

Also envisioned were rubber banknotes, musical

instruments, flags, jewelry, “imitation buffalo-robes,” vanes

or “sails” for windmills, and ship’s sails, even complete

ships. While the automobile tire did escape his imagination,

it was not without reason – the auto hadn’t been invented

yet!

From barbed wire to keep our railways safe, to revolvers

to keep our country safe, the nineteenth century marked a big

boom in inventive history. Soon following all of these

inventions, the civil war became a full blown testing field

for all these inventions. Whether it was the coin operated

hairbrush meant for public restrooms, or the automatic hat

tipper (for when women are near and your hands are occupied,)

the inventions of this time proved to be both interesting and

useful. Well, most of them.

Today, we still use a lot of the inventions of the early

nineteenth century, but technology is passing us by at a pace

we may not be ready for. Inventions are no longer just there

to make life easier, safer, more enjoyable, and more

entertaining, but they give us something to keep us occupied

in this never-ending quest for – “perfectness?”

Maybe in a hundred years someone will be looking back

through their history books, searching though the libraries

of the future and seeing our super-conductors, our computers,

our High Definition t.v.s, our Super VHS video recorders, and

our Digital Audio Tape players. Could they be saying “isn’t

that silly” just like the coin operated hairbrush, or the

combination food masher/rat and mouse trap (?) Time will

tell.

__________________________________________________________

Bibiliography:

Men Of Science and Invention
– Editors of American Heritage
Published American Heritage Publishing Co., Inc.
Harper & Row (c)1960

Those Inventive Americans
– Poduced by National Geographic Society Publications Div.
Published N.G.S
N.G.S. (c)1971

Big Brother
– The Works (617) 861-8976
Largest Text File Base (FBBS) Spam! Spam! Spam!
(c)1990 Homework Helper!

The Picture History of Inventions
– Umberto Eco & G.B. Zorzoli (Translated from italian by
Anthony Lawrence)
Malmillan Co., NY. (c)1963

Various photocopied charts and pictures from other
references were also used.

—————————————————————————–
Special thanks to Big Brother… since he did all of the actual work for you!
—————————————————————————–
END OF FILE

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Last Updated: 19/9/1995

Introduction and Charter of the High Energy Weapons Archive

At the time of the Gulf War, Norman Schwarzkopf remarked:

“War is a profanity because, let’s face it, you’ve got two opposing sides
trying to settle their differences by killing as many of each other as
they can.”

Which brings us to nuclear weapons…

Since the first test at Alamogordo, our world governments have exploded
in total over 2000 of these devices at their bombing ranges (Lop Nor,
Kazhakstan, Nevada, Micronesia). They’ve done it in the air, on the ground,
below the ground, and in the water. The tests still go on today.

The purpose of this archive is to illuminate to the reader the effects
of these nasty devices, and to warn against their use.

At this time, although the threat of a nuclear world war has reduced,
there are other threats to our tentative peace which have emerged.
These involve regional conflicts, and the activities of terrorist parties
or nations. They involve issues such as plutonium smuggling, and the sale
of weapons technology (possibly clandestine) to militaristic nations.

Continued nuclear testing is also another problem. It reinforces the
position of the London Club nations, and gives incentive to the rest of
the world for removing their monopoly. In fact, this was China’s
justification for joining the Club. With Pakistan and North Korea’s incipient
entry, horizontal proliferation is a tangible threat. You can expect nations
involved in regional conflicts to back their threats up with a nuclear fist if
they have one. If you have a weapon and your survival is threatened, there is a
strong chance you will use it in defense, no matter the consequences. This was
the U.S. Government’s justification for the A-bombing of Japan. It saved the
lives of their soldiers. Little mention was made of Japanese
civilians (collateral damage).

The decision to bomb Japan was made in secret. This led directly to the arms
race we are currently involved in. Russia felt threatened, and embarked on
its own bomb program, eventually producing one in 1949. In turn, the Americans
felt threatened, and embarked on the thermonuclear program. This culminated in
the pivotal Mike test of 1952. Nuclear blackmail during the Korean War led
China to make a bomb. Public disclosure and discussion before Hiroshima would
have helped avoid the situation we are in today. Hence the need for an informed
and vigilant worldwide public.

My aim in setting up this archive is to shine a light on the shadowy world of
high energy weapons, particularly the thermonuclear kind. You will find here
brief notes describing the conceptual basis of nuclear weapons, the
experiences of Hiroshima and Nagasaki survivors, and graphics of nuclear
explosions. The conceptual notes are based on public domain references,
and do not contain technical specifications to weapon design. In other words,
there is no quantitative information. The notes are there to show where the
product particles of nuclear weapons come from, and how they can cause damage.
These include neutrons, X-rays, and the highly radioactive fission fragments
such as strontium-90 and cesium-137. A basic grasp of what goes on inside
a weapon is helpful in understanding issues like plutonium smuggling, and
the problems of a monitoring nuclear test ban.

I set up this archive because I saw the need for a collation of nuclear
material on the net. To make informed decisions one needs correct and relevant
knowledge. Equipped with these brief notes, and other material found in
the References, you can be more informed on the proliferation issue.

Please note that some of the material in the archive is pure assumption. To
support or deny some of the statements requires an extensive weapons testing
program. Please use the material as a guide only, and always check the factual
base of the material, no matter where it comes from.

Note on this Archive’s History

The HEW Archive was at Melbourne University, Australia for a year, until
it was closed down by enforcement of university regulations concerning
use of computing facilities. On its impending closure, however, Xgateway
Finland Ltd offered it a new home in Espoo, Finland, just outside Helsinki.

Note on the Archive Maintainer

Gary Au was born in 1971, Hong Kong, and is a naturalised Australian
citizen. He holds a BSc(Hons) in theoretical physics from Melbourne
University, Australia. He is currently submitting a PhD on theoretical
particle physics at the same institution.

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Intelligence and Interrogation Processes
By: Master Of Impact and the Legion Of Hackers

INTRODUCTION:
=============

Doing what we do best always carries the risk of someone, somewhere, wanting
to hold you for questioning. In this article I hope to give those persons who
that are in use (and are in no ways happen to be all new), that can give you
the edge you need to come away “sin faulta”. In fact, these interrogation
practicies are used a lot by teachers, local police, the FBI and Secret Service
girlfriends, wives, parents, etc. to obtain information from you that you
probably don’t want to give out.

Interrogation is the art of questioning and examining a source in order to
obtain the maximum amount of useful information. The goal of any interrogation is to obtain useful and reliable information in a lawful manner and in a
minimum amount of time. The goal of any source is to deceive or hinder any
attempts of the interrogator to get information out of him.

This article will deal primarily with the principles, techniques, and
procedures of intelligence interrogation. By reading this article, one
who runs the risk of being interrogated can build countermeasures for common
interrogation techniques. This article has some paraphrased material from a
government interrogation manual but the majority of the information was from
personal experience and prior knowledge of the subject.

You cannot hope to defeat interrogation techniques unless you first know
what they are. The ones listed herein are the most commonly used. After reading
this article, you should be able to tell when you are being interrogated by
people, and what technique(s) they are using when you probably would not have
known before. Once you know what they are up to and how they are going to TRY
to accomplish it, YOU have the initiative!

INITIATIVE:
===========

Achieving and maintaining the initiative is essential to a successful
interrogation just as offense is the key to success in combat operations. The
initiative in any interrogation must rest with the interrogator throughout the
entire interrogation. He will have certain advantages at the beginning of an
interrogation which will enable him to grasp the initiative and assist in
maintaining the initiative throughout the interrogation.

The interrogator has a position of authority over you. You realize this
fact, and in some cases, believe that your future might well depend upon your
association with the interrogator. As in the case of police questioning,
“cooperate and we will go easy on you”. Like hell they will.

The interrogator knows the purpose of the interrogation; the source does
not necessarily know the exact reason, but can generally assume (especially
in the case of a computer hacker or phone phreak, which is what the term
“source” will be referring to, during this article) because he or she is most
usually conscious of horrible and nasty wrong-doings he or she may have been
responsible for. Unfortunately for the source, he is generally very much in
the dark about what’s happening to his life while it is, in fact, crumbling
around him (temporarily, anyway). This gives the source a not-so-illusionary
behavior pattern of the proverbial chicken who’s had its head chopped off.

Having gained the initial advantage which is quite an understatement,
seeing that, although the risks to the source during the perpetration of
a crime are quite obvious, the possible realistic results of being caught
aren’t quite as impressive while one is getting away with a crime than when
one’s home is invaded by the JC Penny-suit men wearing mirrored sunglasses,
the interrogator must strive to maintain the initiative applying appropriate
interrogation techniques through the exercise of self-control; by taking
advantage of the source’s weaknesses as they become apparent; and by
continuously displaying an attitude of confidence and self-assurance. The
interrogator, however, is ‘supposed’ to never take advantage of your weaknesses
to`tae extent that the interrogation involves threats, insults, torture
or exposure to unpleasant or inhumane treatment of any kind. Remember, the
keyword is supposed.

It is possible for the interrogator to lose the initiative during the
interrogation of a source. If this should occur, he will probably postpone the
interrogation and reassess the situation. If the interrogation is resumed, a
different interrogator will probably be introduced. Following are some examples
of loss of initiative:

* The interrogator becomes angry and completely loses his self-control because
of the arrogant actions of the source (such as the unbuttoning of a jacket
to reveal “Secret Service Sucks” spray painted onto the source’s T-shirt.)
As a result, the interrogator loses sight of his objective and concentrates
his efforts on humbling the source.

* During the interrogation the interrogator fails to note significant
discrepancies in the source’s story. The interrogator may lose his initiative
as the source gains confidence from his success and resorts to further
deception, leading the interrogator away from his objective.

* The interrogator becomes overly friendly with the source and allows him to
lead the interrogation. The source reports only what he believes to be
important and neglects several significant items of info which could have
been obtained had the interrogator maintained the initiative.

PHASES OF INTERROGATION:
========================

Approach Phase:
—————

Regardless of the type of source you are and your outward personality, you
do possess weaknesses which, if recognized by the interrogator, can be
exploited. A human being is likely to:

o Talk, especially after harrowing experiences
o Show deference when confronted by superior authority
o Rationalize acts about which he feels guilty
o Lack the ability to apply or to remember lessons he may have been
taught regarding security if confronted with a disorganized or a
strange situation.
o Cooperate with those who have control over him
o Attach less importance to a topic which the interrogator demonstrates
identical or related experiences and knowledge
o Appreciate flattery and exoneration from guilt
o Cooperate readily when given material rewards
o Cooperate readily when treated as an equal

TECHNIQUES:
===========

“File and Dossier”
—————-

The interrogator prepares a dossier containing all available info obtained
from records and docs concerning you. Careful arrangement of the material with-
in the file may give the illusion that it contains more data than is actually
there. The file may be “padded” with extra paper, if necessary. Index tabs with
titles such as “education”, “employment”, “criminal record”, “bulletin boards”,
“violated computer systems”, and others are particularly effective for this
purpose. The interrogtor will confront you with the dossier at the beginning of
the interrogation and explain that “intelligence” has provided a complete
record of every significant happening in your life; therefore, it would
be useless to resist interrogation. The interrogator may read a few selected
bits of known data to further impress you. If the technique is successful, you
will be impressed with and more importantly, terrified by the “voluminous”
file, conclude that everything is known, and resign to complete cooperation.

“We know ALL”
———–

This technique may be employed in conjunction with the above or by itself.
The interrogator must first become thoroughly familiar with the available data
concerning you. To begin the interrogation, the interrogator asks questions
based on his known data. When you hesitate, refuse to answer, or provide an
incomplete or incorrect reply, the interrogator himself provides the detailed
answer. Through the careful use of the limited number of known details, the
interrogator may convince you that all the info is already known; therefore,
your answers to the questions are of no consequence. When you begin to give
accurate and complete information, the interrogator interjects questions
designed to gain the needed info. Questions to which answers are already known
are also asked to test you and to maintain the deception that all the info is
already known. A VERY effective technique I might add.

“Rapid Fire

This approach technique involves a psychological ploy based on the principles
that:

* Everyone likes to be heard when they speak; and

* It is confusing to be interrupted in mid-sentence with an unrelated
question.

This technique may be used with one, or simultaneously by two or more
interrogators in questioning the same source. In employing this technique the
interrogator asks a series of questions in such a manner that you do not have
time to answer a question completely before the next question is asked. This
tends to confuse you and you are apt to contradict yourself, as you have little
time to prepare your answers. The interrogator then confronts you with the
inconsistencies, causing further contradictions. In many instances you
will begin to talk freely in an attempt to explain yourself and deny the
inconsistencies pointed out by the interrogator. In attempting to explain your
answers, you are likely to reveal more than you intend, thus creating
additional leads for the interrogator.

“Mutt and Jeff”
————-

This technique involves a psychological ploy which takes advantage of the
natural uncertainty and guilt which a source has as a result of being detained
and questioned. Use of this technique necessitates the employment of two
experienced interrogators who are convincing as actors. Basically, the two
interrogators will display opposing personalities and attitudes towards you.
For example the first interrogator is very formal and displays an unsympathetic
attitude. This is to make you feel cut off from your friends. At the time when
you act hopeless and alone, the second interrogator appears (having received
his cue by a signal, and is hidden from you), scolds the first interrogator for
his harsh behavior and orders him from the room. He then apologizes to soothe
you, perhaps offering coffee and a cigarette. He explains that the actions of
the first interrogator were largely the result of an inferior intellect and
lack of human sensitivity. The inference is created that the other interrogator
and you have in common a high degree of intelligence and an awareness of human
sensitivity, above and beyond that of the first interrogator. You are normally
inclined to have a feeling of gratitude towards the second interrogator, who
continues to show a sympathetic attitude in an effort to increase the rapport
and control for the questioning which will follow. Should your cooperativeness
begin to fade, the second interrogator can hint that since he is of high rank,
having many other duties, he cannot afford to waste time on an uncooperative
source. He may broadly infer that the first interrogator might return to
continue the questioning. When used against the proper source, this trick will
normally gain complete cooperation for the interrogation.

“Repetition”
———-

Repetition is used to induce cooperation from a hostile source. The inter-
rogator listens carefully to your answer to a question, and then repeats both
the question and answer several times. He does this with each succeeding
question until you become so bored with the procedure that you answer the
question fully and truthfully to satisfy the interrogator and to gain relief
from the monotony of this method of questioning. The repetition technique will
generally not work when employed against introverted sources or those having
great self control.

“Pride and Ego”
————-

This technique works effectively on many phreaks and hackers due to the fact
that many are so damn egotistical. The strategy is to trick you into revealing
desired information by flattering you. It is effective with sources who have
displayed weaknesses or feelings of inferiority. The interrogator accuses you
of weakness or implies that you are unable to do a certain thing. The proud or
egotistical source will jump to the defensive. An example of an opening
question for this technique may be: “Why would you own a blue box when you
have absolutely no idea how to use one?” or, “Why do you hack VMS systems if
you can’t do a damn thing once you’re inside of one?” It provides you with the
opportunity to show someone that you have “brains” and in doing so, you give
the interrogator more information than you should have.

“Silent”
——

The Silent technique may be successful when used against either the nervous,
or the confident-type source. When employing this technique, the interrogator
says nothing to you, but looks you squarely in the eye, probably with a slight
smile on his face. It is important for the interrogator not to look away from
you, but force you to break eye contact first. You will become nervous, begin
to shift around in your chair, and look away. If you ask questions the
interrogator probably will not answer them until he is ready to break the
silence. A source may blurt out questions such as, “What the hell do you want
with me”. When the interrogator is ready to break the silence, he may do so
with some quite nonchalant questions such as, “You’ve been logging on to our
system for a long time now, haven’t you? Did you hack the passwords yourself?”.

In some cases the interrogator will use several approach techniques
concurrently, or in succession.

QUESTIONS:
==========

There are various questions that the interrogator may ask you:

* Prepared questions: When the topic under inquiry is very technical or when
legal aspects of the interrogation require preciseness, the interrogator will
have a list of prepared questions to follow during the interrogation.

* Control questions: To maintain control and to check on the truthfulness of
a source, the normal questions will be mixed with control questions-those
with known answers. If you fail to answer these questions, or answer wrong,
it will indicate that you are either not knowledgeable in the topic or that
you are lying.

* Nonpertinent questions: Sometimes it is necessary for the interrogator to
keep the true objective of the interrogation from you. By carefully blending
pertinent questions with nonpertinent questions, the interrogator can conceal
the true purpose of the inquiry.

* Direct and leading questions: The manner in which the questions are worded
has a direct bearing on your response. A question may be posed in a number
of ways:

o “What system did you hack into on 11/11/86?”

o “Did you break into General Dynamics’ computer on 11/11/86?”

o “You did break into GD’s computer on 11/11/86?”

o “You didn’t break into GD’S computer on 11/11/86, did you?”

PSYCHOLOGY IN INTERROGATION:
============================

The interrogator will watch for various psychological responses from you during
an interrogation. Some of these are:

* Rationalization: Creating plausible excuses or explanations for one’s acts
without being aware that these excuses or explanations are way off the
[obvious] reality.

* Identification: To identify with and mimic a mental image of some one
important to you.

* Compensation: Trying to make up for a psychological weakness by building
up or exaggerating a psychological strength.

* Exhibitionism: Showing off, bragging, etc.

* Fear, Anger, Frustration, etc.

Of course when being interrogated, you should remain as emotionless as possible
and never show anger, or get upset (NEVER inflict physical abuse upon the
unsuspecting interrogator. This only creates tension between both the inter-
rogator and yourself). Your every move, every response, every action is noted
and used by the interrogator to get you to screw up and give him what he wants.

There can be two main objectives that you can obtain when being interrogated.
The first is to find ways to force the interrogator to lose his initiative. You
can do this in many ways. A few that come to mind are: Repeat everything the
interrogator says. Mimic the interrogator. Laugh at the interrogator. Basically
piss the interrogator off and make him so mad that he loses sight of his
objective. This may however, get you in deeper trouble, but it may give you
extra time while another interrogator is found.

Lie like hell to the interrogator and piss him off. Such as the pathological
liar gimmick: “I broke into the NSA’s computer, yeah, and then used their
network to get into the presidents private computer yeah that’s it, the
password was uh…Bonzo, yeah, and then used it to take control of a satellite
used for Star Wars, and made it land right on top of the Kremlin, yeah that’s
the ticket!”

You can also change the subject over and over again to totally unrelated things
such as: its a nice day out today, hows the wife and kids, how about some food,
who do you think is going to the superbowl, etc.

The other and probably better objective is simply to pretend to fall for any of
the various techniques used against you and feed the interrogator more and more
bullshit, of course being very sincere. This way he gets totally bogus
information while thinking you are cooperating fully.

Well, I hope you never have to put this article to use in a legal manner, but
you would be surprised how everyday you are interrogated without even
realizing it by normal people who probably don’t realize they are interrogating
you!

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Any tips you may have please send them up to
richard@io.org

INSOMNIA PROBLEM?:

Beside Camomile at night you can take before going to sleep an
infusion of #tilleul or fleur d’oranger# or #aubepine# which all
have a definite soothing action. The following recipe is said to
resolve the worst case of insomnia.

I should try it, since I write all the time at night but then
again I am a night bird like all barmen we are the owls of life.
Now back to the grinder with this recipe; sleep on it.

In one litre of water let infuse 1/4 of a tbsp of petal de
#coquelicot# with 10 grams of lettuce leaves and a pinch of
#aubepine# flower and a pinch of #metilot#. No you don’t have to
drink the whole litre of water because you would be up all night
running to the bathroom.

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From: markh@csd4.milw.wisc.edu (Mark William Hopkins)
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Subject: Re: Properties of Infinity
Summary: Laissez-Faire
Keywords: Infinity properties
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In article ken@pdn.UUCP (Ken Auer) writes:
>For reasons which I’d rather not explain, I need to find out several
>properties of infinity and negative infinity which I’m sure are in some
>8th grade math book (which I don’t have immediate access to).
>
>I’ve got lots of educated guesses, but I really need concrete answers
>for things like the following (concrete meaning I can call a routine
>which can supply me with a concrete answer).
>
> infinity is not even,
> infinity is not odd,
> infinity + infinity = infinity
> infinity – infinity = ?
> .
> .
> .
>
>I really don’t want to start any highly theoretical discussions here, I
>just want to know what to do when some one tries to use infinity as s/he
>would use a finite number in an equation, etc.
>
>————————————————————————–
>Ken Auer Paradyne Corporation
>{gatech,rutgers,attmail}!codas!pdn!ken Mail stop LF-207
>Phone: (813) 530-8307 P.O. Box 2826
> Largo, FL 34649-9981
>
>”The views expressed above do not necessarily reflect the views of my
>employer, which by no means makes them incorrect.”

Addition: Multiplication:

Infinity + Finite = Infinity Infinity x Infinity = Infinity

Infinity + Infinity = Infinity Infinity x Finite = Infinity,
but Infinity x 0 is undefined
Infinity + -Infinity can be
absolutely anything finite or not Infinity x -Infinity = -Infinity

-Infinity + Finite = -Infinity -Infinity x Finite = -Infinity,
with the same exception for 0 as before
-Infinity + -Infinity = -Infinity
-Infinity x -Infinity = Infinity
Subtraction:
Same as addition, with u-v treated as u+(-v):
where
-(Infinity) = -Infinity
-(-Infinity) = Infinity

Division:
Same as multiplication, with u/v treated as u x (1/v):
where
1/(-Infinity) = -0
1/(Infinity) = +0
1/(-0) = -Infinity
1/(+0) = Infinity

You’ll need to make the distinction between +0 and -0, if you’re going to say
anything useful about division with infinity.

These rules are made in such a way that all the properties (+,x,-,/) will
remain true when infinite limits are included. It is possible for a limit
to be infinite without its positive or negative sign being determined. This
limit will represent the unsigned infinity. Its negative is itself and its
reciporical is 0 (without the + or – sign). You’ll need to use all three
kinds of infinity. Much of Calculus is devoted to resolving those limits
involving the undefined operations above, like

Infinity – Infinity, Infinity x 0, Infinity/Infinity

There is a theory of infinitesimals based on what is known as Non-Standard
Analysis. Its content is completely equivalent to Calculus. In fact, it is
a reformulation of Calculus that matches very closely the original formulation
of Calculus as a calculation system for infinite and infinitesimal numbers.

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Industrial aesthetics and design — interior decorating

I picked this book up at the local used book store the other day:

Joan Kron and Suzanne Slesin, High-Tech: The Industrial Style and
Source Book for the Home, (New York, Clarkson N. Potter, Inc., 1978), 286 pp.
foreword by Emilio Ambasz
designed by Walter Bernard

Yes, here it is: how to furnish your home, industrial style.
Here’s the info from the jacket, including author bios. Let’s just say
it’s a combination of RE/Search and Better Homes & Gardens. Enjoy:

_______________________________________________________________________

HIGH-TECH
The Industrial Style and Source Book for the Home

How to outfit your home with paraphernalia originally developed for
factories, battleships, dry cleaners, laboratories, Chinese restaurants, and
hundreds of other commercial and industrial users.

_CONTENTS_
THE INDUSTRIAL AESTHETIC
STRUCTURAL ELEMENTS
SYSTEMS
STORAGE
FURNITURE
MATERIALS
LIGHTING
THE WORKS
FINISHING TOUCHES
plus the High-Tech Directory, a 42-page illustrated buying guide,
listing hundreds of hard-to-find industrial sources.

Gym lockers in the bedroom, factory lamps over the dining table,
detection mirrors over the dressing table, movers’ pads for upholstery,
Con Ed guardrails for towel racks, I beams for end tables, steno chairs
for dining chairs, supermarket doors swinging into the kitchen, warehouse
shelving in the living room, scaffolding beds, test tubes for bud vases —
something exciting is happening in home furnishings and it’s called
high-tech. If you haven’t heard about it yet, you will soon. And its
meaning will soon become as familiar as art deco or art nouveau.

A play on the words “high-style” and “technology”, “high-tech” is a
term being used in archtectural circles to describe an increasing number of
residences and public buildings with a nuts-and-bolts-exposed-pipes
technological look or to describe residences made of prefabricated components
more commonly used to build warehouses or factories. Authors Joan Kron and
Suzanne Slesin, two infuential home-furnishings reporters, have expanded this
definition to include a parallel trend in interior design — the use of
commonplace commercial and industrial equipment in the home.

HIGH-TECH is a breakthrough book about a revolution in design that is
sweeping the country — in fact, the world. It is the first in-depth look
at the industrial aesthetic as applied to architecture and home furnishings.

Whether you live in a split-level, a loft, a penthouse, a carriage
house, or an efficiency apartment, this book will change the way you look
at the world and inspire you to explore the commercial and industrial
landscape. Why limit yourself to what is offered in traditional
furniture outlets when there is a wealth of underutilized equipment that can
moonlight residentially?

In his foreword to HIGH-TECH, Emilio Ambasz, prizewinning architect
and designer and former curator of design at the Museum of Modern Art,
explains how many of these alternative artifacts are noble pieces of
anonymous design unencumbered by the artificial need to reflect status.
In HIGH-TECH you will see, beautifully illustrated, how top designers and
architects have used ordinary, basic assembly-line products —
prefabricated mezzanines, dry cleaners’ racks, pallets (right off forklift
trucks), beakers and fleakers, Sonotubes, and Colorlith laboratory
counter tops — with style and panache, and how you can follow suit.

Neither funky nor pie in the sky, HIGH-TECH is meant to do more than
sit there on the coffee table looking pretty. It is organized logically
according to your design problems, from structural elements for renovations
to systems, storage, furniture, materials, lighting, hardware, kitchen and
bathroom appliances, and finishing touches.

In the 32-page Storage chapter, for instance, you’ll learn how to use
lockers and wardrobes, file cabinets and art supply drawers, pick racks,
doughnut baskets, small parts bins, revolving warehouse racks, and electric
conveyor systems to organize and simplify your home environment — and that’s
just the beginning.

More than the first comprehensive book about the industrial revolution
in design, more than a history of the genre, more than an interior design
book with hundreds of color pictures showing innovative uses for many
familiar industrial and commercial products and materials — HIGH-TECH
is a source book. Unlike any previous design book, it includes estimated
prices (ranging from $1 to $10,000) for many of the products illustrated as
well as the names and addresses of their manufacturers and distributors
throughout the world.

HIGH-TECH is _the_ guide to the new industrial revolution in design.

Joan Kron is a former reporter for the Home section of the New
York Times, former senior editor and home furnishings writer for New York
magazine, and associate editor at Philadelphia magazine. She has also
written for the Ladies’ Home Journal and Town & Country.

Suzanne Slesin, a senior editor at Esquire, writes about design and
home furnishings. She is a former contributing editor of New York
magazine, where she covered home furnishings. She has also contributed
to American Home, Industrial Design, Architecture Plus, Abitare, and Domus.

Walter Bernard is the art director of Time magazine, which he
redesigned last year, and the former art director of New York magazine.
He has won numerous art direction awards and is a visiting professor at
Cooper Union.

_Jacket photo_: In an East Hampton living room by Bray-Schaible
Design, a high-tech hearth/coffee table combination is surfaced in “deck
plate,” a common industrial material often used on the floors of battleship
boiler rooms. The fruit bowl is a concrete birdbath.

______________________________________________________________________

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Newsgroups: freenet.shrine.songs
From: aa300 (Jerry Murphy)
Subject: History of Ohio Natives
Date: Wed, 24 Jan 90 15:34:46 EST

NATIVE AMERICANS OF THE OHIO VALLEY

Traditionally, our studies of the history of an area go back only to that point
in time when it was settled by the immigrants who came over from Europe, or the
movement inland by their descendants.

A large part of this is due to the lack of a written language by the former
owners of the land in the area, or by purely racial bigotry. But the North
American continent has been inhabited and “settled” for several centuries by
groups of people Christopher Columbus mistakenly labeled as ‘Indians’, thinking
he had reached India.

In fact, the natives of this continent have been here so long, they have evolved
into several dozens of completely different people, sharing dozens of different
languages, traditions, ways of life, and even physical characteristics. Numerous
large volumes have been written about the various Native Americans, but this
brief story will center on those who lived and worked in the same area as the
Cleveland Free-Net, the first system of public access computing of many, we
hope.

Many centuries ago, most of this continent was under the influence of the ice
cap which covered the area. A person could walk on the ice all the way from
central Asia, across what we now know as the Bering Sea, and all across the top
half of North America; in fact, many did. They propagated not only east to the
Atlantic, but southwards as well, eventually peopling the whole hemisphere.
Before the age of rapid travel and instant communications, many of these groups
of people must have shared common roots, as evidenced by so many similarities
in their ways of life, their deities, some of their languages, etc. The Inuit
people speak a common language all across the top half of the continent, from
Alaska to Greenland, even today. Further south, languages and most traditions
and ways of life adapted to the territory in which they found themselves,
usually pursuing food or escaping their enemies.

What little we know of the earliest people of the area comes from the few things
we have found that they left behind, principally in their graves. Only a very
few have been found, and it is difficult to gain a true perspective from such
limited sources. “Ohio’s Prehistoric Peoples”, written by Martha A. Potter, and
published by the Ohio Historical Society in 1968, gives us some insight into the
earliest time periods. The book includes drawings which compare their arrow
heads, tools, pipes, and other artifacts.

The very earliest time period in which it is possible to identify inhabitants of
the Ohio valley is that between 9000 and 6000 BC, when the Paleo-Indian people
were here. All we know about them is that they used a fluted-edge tool made of
flint in their hunting and gathering. The ice cap had ‘just’ retreated, and
animals had likely moved back into the area some 11,000 years ago. The Archaic
people were the next we can identify, between 6000 and 1500 BC. In addition to
flint tools, they used primitive stone tools. Perhaps they started fishing in
the great lake. The Glacial Kame people came along next, probably descendents
of the earlier peoples. They were the first to use copper for making tools and
jewelry, 2500 – 1000 BC; notice the overlap in time frames. All of this is
based on just a few graves that have been found.

Carbon dating of the few materials which survived that far back allow iden-
tification of the Adena people, 1000 BC – 700 AD. They were the first farmers
in the area, and built huts in settlements. They also built the earliest
mounds, including the Serpent. Again an overlap; the people first found on the
Hopewell Farm in Ross County lived here between 300 BC and 700 AD. They not
only built mounds, but heroic-proportioned earthen works, and are known as the
Hopewells. Next came the Cole people, named for the finding on the Walter S.
Cole site in Delaware County, who lived there between 800 – 1300 AD. Each
of these peoples probably evolved from the other as time went by. There are
differences in the artifacts they left behind, as well as differences in
locations and types of burials; hence the differences in name. Part of the
evolutionary cycle was likely due to changes in the atmosphere which led to
differences in vegetation and animal life, not to mention the evolution in
finding and utilizing raw materials for tools, shelter and clothing. We come to
the last of these pre-historic peoples in the time frame of 1000 – 1654 AD; in
southern Ohio we had the Fort Ancients, and in the north we had the Eries.
These were the first who apparently used the bow and arrow in this area.

All of these various peoples used flint in their spearheads and other tools.
While there was a large supply of flint in Coshocton County, the more famous
flint came from Flint Ridge in Licking and Muskingum Counties; this flint was of
a higher quality, and had various colors. But not all of the flint was found
here in Ohio; some came from across the lake in Ontario, as we shall soon see.
Now we come to the historic period. We come to the time period of the 15th –
17th centuries, where there are some reasonable records and artifacts. Large
numbers of Native Americans inhabited the entire eastern seaboard, the Saint
Lawrence valley, the Great Lakes area, and all points south and west. Principal
villages were close to sources of drinking water, and near land that could be
cleared, tilled and planted, as well as near the areas where animals that
provided food and skins could be located. They had to compete with one another
for these various necessities, and tribal warfare was not uncommon. When they
defeated an enemy tribe, they frequently tortured, killed or maimed most of the
members of the defeated group. But it was not uncommon for them to adopt some
of the defeated people as their own, either for chattels or for mates; they were
well aware of the need not to marry a close relative, and most tribes specifi-
cally forbade marrying someone from their own clan or sept.

Living along the northern shore of Lake Erie, as we now know it, and west into
the area we now call southeastern Michigan, and northwestern Ohio, were the
people that French explorers named Neutral, so named because they took no part
in the wars between the Huron and Iroquois. In fact, they were not only hunters
and farmers, they also had a monopoly on flint from their quarries near Point
Abino in southern Ontario, and were experienced traders. Their principal allies
included the Wenrohronon. (aka Wenro’s) The Wenrohronon lived in a small area
in what we now call New York state, along the south shore of Lake Ontario. The
tribal name meant “people of the place of the floating scum”; they had oil in
their local water. Their alliance with the Neutrals fell apart in 1639, and
they then sought protection with the Huron.

The Huron were the greater traders, and lived all over southeastern Canada,
taking over most of Ontario and Quebec provinces. They called themselves
“Wendat”, meaning islanders or peninsula dwellers. The word survives today as
Wyandotte. Their first documented experience with white men was with Jacques
Cartier, along the St. Lawrence river, in 1534. At this time, they were at war
with the Iroquois, and were subsequently driven from the area to Huronia, where
Samuel de Champlain found them in 1615. Champlain helped them mount several
attacks against the Iroquois, but they were eventually defeated by them, in
1648-50. Fleeing from the Iroquois, the Huron moved west and north, living
amongst the several peoples around the northern and western parts of the Great
Lakes. In 1745, a large party of Huron moved into the area we now call Sandus-
ky. Except for a brief move to White River, Indiana, they ranged all over Ohio
in the coming years, finally allowing the Shawnee from the south, and the
Delaware from the east, to move into Ohio in the mid-18th century as neighbors.
Prior to this, though, they were friendly with the Erighs (Eries).

This tribe of people, called the “Cat People”, lived all along the south shore
of Lake Erie, to which they gave it’s name. Their neighbors to the west were
the Neutrals and the Miamis, and later the Wyandotte (Huron). To the east were
the dreaded and powerful Iroquois. To the south, they knew the Honniasont, and
southwest the Shawnee. Because of their alliance with the Huron, they were
defeated as a people by the Iroquois in 1656. Their bows and arrows were no
match for the guns provided to the Iroquois by Dutch traders. The Iroquois
wanted the hunting grounds of Ohio. The mountains they were raised in were no
match for the fertile, and relatively flat, lands of Ohio and the Can-tuc-kee
as the Shawnee called it. (Kentucky).

The Miami had been pushed around long enough by the time the wars with the
whites got them so heavily involved. They had begun in the area near Green Bay,
Wisconsin, and migrated, or escaped, to the south and west, and then east, such
that they had people scattered between Chicago and Detroit, and all along the
border between Ohio and Indiana. Named after them are the rivers Miami, Little
Miami, and Maumee. In conjunction with the Shawnee and several other tribes,
they participated in, and lost, the Battle of the Fallen Timbers in 1794, which
led to the treaty of Greenville in 1795, when most of eastern and southern Ohio
was taken from the red men, and opened up to white settlers. The Army General
who had won this battle, marching out of his Fort Defiance, was “Mad” Anthony
Wayne. His aide was William Henry Harrison.

The Shawnee, meaning “southerners”, migrated into the area from Tennessee.
Their 5 tribes included the Piqua, Chillikothe, and Kispokotha, as well as 2
others. Their principal areas of settlement were southern Ohio, and reached
into western Pennsylvania, mostly along the Ohio river and her tributaries.
When the white men started pushing west over the Appalachians, the Shawnee were
most adamant about repelling the invasion. One of their earlier war chiefs was
a Kispokotha adoptee, a white man who took the name Blue Jacket (d. 1810); he
had been born Marmaduke van Swearingen, and is possibly related to the van
Sweringens who developed the Nickel Plate Railroad, Shaker Heights, Ohio, and
the Terminal Tower complex. ‘Duke’ was from the same area of Virginia as the
ancestors of our more modern van Sweringens. Later, the great chief Tecumseh led
the Shawnee and thousands of other native Americans in trying to repel the
spread of white men into their lands; he died in 1813.

Another famous chief was an Ottawa named Pontiac, who came from the area we now
know as Detroit, Michigan. The Ottawa had been located in the area of Canada
north of Lake Huron, but ranged far to the east, in concert with the Huron
Nation. Champlain visited them on Georgian Bay in 1615. Following the defeat
of the Huron by the Iroquois, they were forced west and south, settling in the
areas around Lakes Michigan, Huron, St. Clair and Superior, where they went into
the fur business, trading with the French for needed goods. They were principal
allies of the French during the French & Indian Wars.

Also in Ohio from time to time, and playing major roles in the various wars and
treaties, were the Illinois, Chippewa, Kickapoo, Mosopelea and Potawatomi. But
their principal homelands were elsewhere. And in southeastern Ohio in later
years were the Indians who confederated as the Mingoes; they were of these
and other further east tribes and nations.

Supporting the British all this time were the Iroquois, who had wanted to stay
out of it all, but were forced into defending their lands against the hated
French (and their enemies of old who were aligned with the French). The
“Iroquois” is perhaps a misnomer; there was not just one tribe known as the
Iroquois. In fact, the Iroquois were a confederation of five separate nations,
later six, principally from the state of New York, but who operated in a very
large area, as far south as the Potomoc, and as far west as the Mississippi.
Their principal hunting grounds were in Ohio. From east to west, they included
the Mohawk, Oneida, Onondaga, Cayuga and Seneca; later they were joined by the
Tuscarora. Legend has it that they were once warring with one another, but were
united into a League of Nations by Hiawatha and Dekanawida. They had a demo-
cratic form of government, with two ‘houses’ and a judiciary. While I have not
yet found written documentation from the period among European sources, (there
was no written language then among the Iroquois, and only word of mouth trans-
cripts of their legends survive), they did have a constitution, rumored to date
from somewhere around 1390, give or take 100 years. You will find it in the
section of Free-Net with other documents that preceeded The Constitution of the
United States.

As referenced in “The Genius of the People”, it is said that their constitution
began with the phrase: “We, the people, to form a union…”; it was this
constitution that John Rutledge of South Carolina used as a basis for coordinat-
ing the several details of the Philadelphia debates into what we now call the
Constitution of the United States. But that Iroquois constitution, reproduced
elsewhere in The Freedom Shrine, does NOT contain this phrase, nor anything like
it. There are many other references to this form of government among the
Iroquois, as well as contacts between the Framers and members of this confedera-
tion. See the speech elsewhere in this Freedom Shrine by Dr. Donald Grinde. See
also the lengthy bibliography, from which came most of these details.

GERALD E. MURPHY (c) 1988

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From: bole@hmivax.humgen.upenn.edu (Greg Bole)
Subject: Re: Movie legends

In article ,
jon@leland.Stanford.EDU (Jon Corelis) writes:

First of all Jon…great post! Thanks alot.

> * The phrase “In like Flynn” originated as a coarse reference to
> Errol Flynn’s powers as a seducer.

In November, 1942, Flynn was charged with statutory rape, arrested and
brought to trial, then acquitted. He was charged with having sexual
intercourse with two girls under the age of 18. (He was 33 at the time)

According to “The Complete Films of Errol Flynn” (1969):

“It was Flynn’s belief that the Los Angeles district attorney had made
him a scapegoat for Hollywood in order to discipline the film community.”

“He later admitted he had made an arrangement with a private aviator to
fly him out of the country immediately had he not been acquitted.”

“Jerry Giesler (Flynn’s ace lawyer) considered Flynn an excellent witness
and thought that his gentlemanly demeanor throughout the trial had been an
important factor.”

“A new phrase was added to the English language: ‘In like Flynn’.”

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“The problem of nuclear weapon proliferation will not be solved until the
root cause is attacked. This is the belief that nuclear weapons are desirable
things to have, whether for use in fighting wars, in deterring and/or
intimidating adversaries, or only as symbols of technological power or
political equality with the mighty. Until all these motivations are shown to
be empty, and until nuclear weapons are outlawed by a world consensus that
they are too dangerous, politically and militarily counter-productive and
morally unacceptable, the threat of nuclear proliferation will remain.”

p.83, Uranium Enrichment & Nuclear Weapon Proliferation, SIPRI, A. Krass et al.

IMPLOSION ASSEMBLY

The idea here is to have a hollow shell of fissionable material, and compress
it using carefully placed surrounding explosives. By pressuring the material
into a smaller volume, you increase the density. By doing so, you increase the
probability of a neutron split over neutron loss. You need a precise spherical
shock wave for compression.

The collapsed core is then irradiated with external neutrons to start fission.
The number of nuclei fissioning during later generations is proportional to
how many nuclei you have fissioning initially. This depends on the initial
neutron flux.

Fusion Boosting

At the centre of the core you can have solid Li6D. Some time before detonation
you could also inject the core with T gas, from some exterior device. The idea
is to achieve a fusion reaction in the central pit.

During implosion, the core gains a high enough temperature and
pressure for fusion reactions to occur. The synergy between fusion and fission
reactions greatly improves chain reaction efficiency. Neutrons released from
fusion have much higher energies than those released via fission processes.
When these ultra fast neutrons hit U-235 nuclei, the splitting releases more
neutrons than when U-235 are hit with fission neutrons. The chain reaction
multiplies rapidly, leading to higher temperatures, and more fusion. The
ultimate result is more U-235 splitting than you would have without the
boost.

The shell may be made of U-235 or Pu-239. The first Chinese test employed
a U-235 shell.

Another technique is to introduce a tamper of some sort, which is another shell
surrounding the fissionable material. This shell is usually made of
Beryllium or U-238. It’s purpose is to reflect escaping neutrons back into
the reaction. This has the effect of reducing the amount of fissionable
material needed for a reaction.

The Fat Man bomb used a hollow core, but present day weapons might employ a
solid (subcritical) core of fissile material. The density increase in a solid
core reduces the amount of critical mass required for a chain reaction. This
is because the reaction cross section is substantially increased.

Core Levitation

To increase the impact of the tamper on the fissionable shell, you can
levitate the shell. You leave an air gap between the two materials. This
has the effect of increasing momentum transfer, and hence facilitating
implosion. According to Ted Taylor, in John McPhee’s book (see Refs):

“[Taylor] said there was something about the structure of implosion
bombs that he had not gone into, and that he could not go into, which
contributed greatly to their yield… ‘All I can say is this: They
had known all along that the way to get more energy into the middle was
to hit the core harder. When you hammer a nail, what do you do? Do you
put the hammer on the nail and push?'”

============================================================================

[1] Uranium Detonator
—————–

Comprised of 2 parts. Larger mass is spherical and concave.
Smaller mass is precisely the size and shape of the `missing’
section of the larger mass. Upon detonation of conventional
explosive, the smaller mass is violently injected and welded
to the larger mass. Supercritical mass is reached, chain
reaction follows in one millionth of a second.

[2] Plutonium Detonator
——————-

Comprised of 32 individual 45-degree pie-shaped sections of
Plutonium surrounding a Beryllium/Polonium mixture. These 32
sections together form a sphere. All of these sections must
have the precisely equal mass (and shape) of the others. The
shape of the detonator resembles a soccerball. Upon detonation
of conventional explosives, all 32 sections must merge with the
B/P mixture within 1 ten-millionths of a second.

____________________________________________________________________________

– Diagram –
————-
____________________________________________________________________________
|
[Uranium Detonator] | [Plutonium Detonator]
______________________________________|_____________________________________
_____ |
| 😐 | . [2] .
| 😐 | . ~ _/ ~ .
| [2]:| | .. . ..
| 😐 | [2]| . |[2]
| .:| | . ~~~ . . . ~~~ .
`…::’ | . . . . .
_ ~~~ _ | . . ~ . .
. `| |’:.. | [2]. . . . [1] . . . ./[2]
. | | `:::. | ./ . ~~~ . .
| | `::: | . . : . .
. | | :::: | . . . . .
| [1] | ::|:: | . ___ . ___ .
. `. .’ ,::||: | [2]| . |[2]
~~~ ::|||: | .’ _ `.
.. [2] .::|||:’ | . / .
::… ..::||||:’ | ~ -[2]- ~
:::::::::::::||||::’ |
“::::||||||||:” |
“:::::” |
|
|
|
|
[1] = Collision Point | [1] = Collision Point
[2] – Uranium Section(s) | [2] = Plutonium Section(s)
|
|
______________________________________|_____________________________________
============================================================================

– Diagram for Plutonium Bomb –
——————————–
[Gravity Bomb – Implosion Model]
——————————–
-> Cutaway Sections Visible <-

============================================================================

/
/ | : ||: : |
| : ||: : |
| : ||: : |
| : ||: : |
| : ||: : |
| : ||: : |
| : ||: : |
| : ||: : |
| : ||: : |
| : ||: : |
| : ||: : |
| :______||:_____________________________: |
|/_______||/______________________________|
~ | : |:| /
| | : |:| /
| | :__________|:| /
|:_ | :__________:| /
|___ |______________| /
| |~ /
|_______|__________________/
|_____________________________|
/
/
/
/ _______________
/ ___/ ___
/____ __/ __ ____
[3]_______________________________ ___|
/ __/ __
/ / /
/ / ___________
/ / __/_____________
./ /__ ___ /================= ___ __ .
[4]——-> ___||___|====|[[[[[|||||||]]]]]|====|___||___ <——[4]
/ / |=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=| <——————-[5]
.' / _______ _______/ `.
: |___ |*| ___| :
.' | _________________ |*| _________________/ | `.
: | ___________ ___ |*| / ___ ___________ | :
: |__/ / _\*//_/ / __| :
: |______________:|:____:: **::****:|:******** ||||||’ .:::;~|~~~___~~~|~;:::. `|||||*|| ::’ .::’ |_________|/ `::: `::. `|* `:____:::::::::::____:’ <—————–[12]
“`::::_____::::'''
~~~~~

============================================================================

– Diagram Outline –
———————

[1] – Tail Cone
[2] – Stabilizing Tail Fins
[3] – Air Pressure Detonator
[4] – Air Inlet Tube(s)
[5] – Altimeter/Pressure Sensors
[6] – Electronic Conduits & Fusing Circuits
[7] – Lead Shield Container
[8] – Neutron Deflector (U-238)
[9] – Conventional Explosive Charge(s)
[10] – Plutonium (Pu-239)
[11] – Receptacle for Beryllium/Polonium mixture
to facilitate atomic detonation reaction.
[12] – Fuses (inserted to arm bomb)

============================================================================

1994

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:-, Smirk

:-|| Anger

:-$ Uncertainty

:-# Mouth zipped

:-& Tangled up tongue

:-@ Swearing

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THE HUMBLE TELESCOPE
David Daye
Columbus, OH

A quick, fun telescope project for kids and lazy adults is the
Humble Telescope, a solar viewer that can produce foot- to yard-
sized images of the sun, including sunspots down to a few earth
diameters. And although far simpler than a similarly-named
instrument, the Humble Telescope may be a more reliable, cost-
effective way of viewing of detail on a heavenly body.

Since a pinhole camera works not by refraction but by simple
geometry, it follows that a tiny MIRROR should create as good an
image as a pinhole in a lightproof box. The advantage of the
mirror is that you can shoot its image anywhere you please, into a
darkened room far enough back to produce big if somewhat dim
images. You can only do that with a pinhole by making a barn-sized
viewer.

As with the Other telescope, the key element here is a special
mirror — but this one only needs to be a flat FRONT-silvered one,
in almost any shape of 1 square inch or more. While you, too, can
have one specially made by a government contractor, you can also
pick one up in any shopping mall parking lot, where they are
produced by the timeless forces of automobile fender-benders.

The shiny part has to be on top, because the image is ruined
if light has to pass in and out of glass. Clamp the mirror to your
camera tripod (kids: stick it on a dry rock with bubble gum). Now
make the pinhole “mask” that does the actual imaging. Take your
business card (the gum wrapper) and poke a 1/8″ to 1/4″ hole with
your executive pen (rusty nail).

Open the window of your viewing room–glass, screen and all–
and block off most of the opening with shades or towels. Go out
into the sun and use the light of the full mirror to aim the image
into the room. (Prop your mounting rock into position.) Gently
tack the mask over the mirror with tape so that only the pinhole
area is exposed.

Dash in and watch or photograph at will! Sunspots appear as
dim smudges that wiggle and move along with the image of the disk.
You have about a minute before the disk tracks away from the
window. The farther the mirror from the wall, the bigger but
dimmer the image. The bigger the pinhole, the brighter but
blurrier the image.

For better viewing: 1) Set up a flat, white cardboard or
screen for the image. 2) Keep the room the same temperature as
outoors to minimize heat distortion. 3) Keep the room dark as
possible so as to see more dim sunspots. 4) Have parent or teacher
do the aiming so you can keep your eyes used to the dark.

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Tension testing of four different twines
By Derek Voll
EM 307
4/30/92

Abstract
In this experiment I pulled apart cotton, jute, hemp and nylon twine to
test their ultimate strength. I used a standard tension testing machine
equipped with a load versus displacement plotter. I could not calculate
strain and was thereby limited by the lack of theory to back up my
observations and make descriptive numerical calculations. I did repeat the
tests to produce an average value of ultimate load for each twine group. I
used this value to make a rough stress calculation. Nylon is the strongest,
cotton the weakest and jute and hemp are about equal in strength. I had quite
a bit of difficulty with the nylon specimens because of their high strength
but the others worked out all right.

Introduction
For my independent project I choose to test the strength of four
different kinds of twine, cotton, jute, hemp, and nylon. There are many
factors in choosing the right twine of the job it will be used for, cost,
temperature to be used at, availability, creep and fatigue characteristics.
These and other parameters could be analyzed in future studies to find the
best twine but my project will focus on tensile strength. I think the results
will be meaningful to someone buying twine and the twine producers. In fact
the suppliers of the hemp twine were quite interested in my report and would
like some copies; they would like more scientific information on hemp since
there is so little scientific investigation or research concerning hemp.

My procedure was to obtain twines with similar dimensions, pull them
apart using a standard tension testing machine, collect load versus
displacement plots for each of the specimens and then compare and analyze the
data. I used a tension testing machine with a capacity of 1000 pounds which
had a load versus displacement plotting machine connected to it. By wrapping
the twine around the round spool three times, I relied on the large friction
force to hold the twine in place. This force was not large enough for the
nylon twine and I used the pneumatic grips instead. The pneumatic grips
provided more friction which I needed to hold the nylon twine in place.

OBSERVATIONS AND RESULTS
I would like to start with some general observations of the experiment.
First, the tests of the cotton, jute and hemp twines proceeded with few
problems and their failure occured in the middle of the specimen, which is
desirable in any tensile test since the experimenter can more easily observe
the fracture area and disregard any stress concentration at the clamp-twine
connection. however, for my first two samples of nylon I tried to use the
same clamps that I had used for the other twines but in both cases the twine
overcame the clampUs friction force before failure but after some stretching
(the twine was pulled out of the clamps). Therefore, I switched to the
pneumatic clamps but the nylon still slipped some, wearing the surface of the
twine and causing stress concentrations. The nylon broke at this worn area
near the clamps. Stress concentrations are the very tiny notches and
imperfections in a material that produced a high localized stress. Also, I
did not have enough nylon so I used the same specimens that I had used in the
other clamps and one new specimen. The first two specimens broke sooner and
under less load (see Fig #XX) and this was expected since they had already
undergone some plastic deformation and recovery. I did not realize how strong
and difficult to test the nylon would be. I know my procedure and the
following results for nylon are not accurate but it should be obvious that the
nylon is definitely the strongest of the four twines. I have graphed each of
the specimens together in their respective group (Figs XX- XX) to show the
variances between the individual specimens; nylon has the greatest variance in
displacement and ultimate load as expected but it should be noted that hemp
twines show the second largest variance in ultimate load (all hemp specimens
are from Hungary but the specimens with the lower ultimate load were from a
different supplier than the other three). From these graphs we see that
cotton is the weakest and nylon is the strongest. I would like to point out
that these graphs do not tell the whole story and a better indication of
strength would be a stress versus strain plot, which was impossible to make
since stains could not be calculated because we did not have access to an
extensometer. However, if you look at the sample calculations in the appendix
you will see that the hemp twine had a slightly thicker cross section and the
corresponding stress was comparable to that of the jute twine. Even with this
fundamental calculation we must realize that each twine was probable woven
differently and all their diameters were slightly different.

Looking closely at the graphs for the cotton and nylon specimens you will
see that there are little ridges and drop-offs before fracture; these points
are where the rope must have been slipping in the grips. The curves reach a
high point and then drop off suddenly, the high point is the ultimate strength
point. This high point can be considered the failure point too but I would
like to point out the sharp rises after this point. These sharp rises occur
in the jute, cotton and hemp twine and represent the few fibers that did not
snap at the ultimate strength point. These last fibers stretched a little
further and then snapped under a lesser load. This is different from the
characteristic necking and fracturing that we have learned about in class
where we mainly dealt with metals.

CONCLUSION

In conclusion, I have learned more about tensile testing and the
improvements needed in different applications involving the fundamentals of
stress, strain and fracture mechanics that we have learned in class. I think
that with more accurate tests the results I have found would hold up. I
observed that nylon is indubitably the strongest, cotton the weakest and hemp
and jute are about even. There was some slipping, variance in cross sections
and some amount of error attributed to operator inexperience and the overall
measuring procedure.

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Released to the media after Dr. thompson was exonerated on various sex and
weapons crimes:

WOODY CREEK COLORADO, May 31, 1990- Famed Gonzo journalist Dr. Hunter S.
Thompson waves to a frezied mob of his supporters at yesterday’s press
conference on the steps of the Pitkin County Courthouse. . . where all charges
on Sex, Drugs, Bombs and violence crimes against the doctor were dissmissed
with prejudice by district court judge Charles Buss, who called Thompson “a
perfect gentleman” and excoriated the district attorney for negligence,
malfeasance and criminal abuse of police power. Spectators aplauded as dept.
district attorney Chip “shiteyes” McCrory wept openly at the verdict and was
led from the courtroom by bailiffs.
Thompson denounced the dissmissal as “pure cowardice” and said he would
“appeal it at once” to the Colorado supreme court.
Thompson descirbed the District attorney’s “whole goddamn staff” as “thugs
liars crooks” and “lazy human scum . . . These stupid brutes tried to destroy
my whole life” he said, “and now they tell me to just forget it.”
“Fuck that!” he screeched. “They are guilty! They should be hung up by
their heels from iron telephone poles on the road to woody creek!”
The crowd roared and surged forward, chanting “Yes! Now! Hang them now!”
A man with a pitchfork rushed up the ancient stone steps and attemped to
enter the courthouse, but he was hurled away by Thompson, who blocked the
doorway and told the crowd to “be calm.”
“Not now!” he shouted. “Not today! But soon! Yes! We will PUNISH them!
We will chop off their fingers and gnaw on their sculls and feed their flesh to
our animals!”
The crowd responded by ripping up trees in the courtyard and hammering
crazily on the hoods of nearby police cars. “Death to the weird,” they howled.
“They shall not pass! PUNISH them!” At this point Dr. Thompson was seized from
behind by his two high-powered attorneys and rushed to a waiting car, which
departed at high speed.
Later from his heavily guarded fortress called “Owl Farm,” Thompson’s
lawyers issued a statement that called him “a hero, a saint . . . and the
bravest man in America. . . . Dr. Thompson is a great poet,” they said, “who
often speaks in apocalyptic terms.
“His comments earlier today about Death, Cannablism, and Vengeance should
not be construed in any way as a threat to the physical safety of any living
thing.”
The statement was hailed by the press as “further proof that Dr. Thompson
should be awarded the Nobel Prize for peace.”
“The Doctor will have no further comment on The Case,” his attorneys said,
“for legal reasons stemming from his $22 million civil lawsuit against the
district attorney’s office, which will be formally filed next week.”
Later that night, however, the restive Gonzo journalist issued a mysterious
“personal statement” that local authorities called “very gracious, very
strange, and very bloodthirsty all at once.”
He spoke of “a historical mandate,” citing mysterious blood feuds. He
refused to talk about his rumored blood relationship to Gengis Khan, Cassius
Clay, John Gotti, and other legendary warriors.
“But you forget, I am Lono. I am He. When the great bell rings I will be
there.”
Thompson refused to elaborate on his claim to be Someone Else, and his
aides brusquely turned aside press queiries. Reporters who persisted were
roughed up by burly “advisors” wearing bulletproof vests and “Owl
Farm/Security” badges. One TV journalist, who begged not to be named, said he
was taken to “a cistern somewhere in the compound” and forced to strip naked
while standing knee-deep in “ice cold water rushin up from an underground
river.” For “many hours,” he said, he was tormented by drunken lawyers and
mocked by what appeared to be naked women.

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How to evaluate new members… Weed out informants and agent-provocateurs.

NOTE – Spy & CounterSpy does not endorse, condone, or encourage any illegal act.
The material in this article is presented for information, research,
entertainment, and education purposes only. The words “you” and “your” are used
in this article only for ease of readability.

Assessing the risks. It is imperative that you run tests to verify the
reliability and integrity of new recuits who are applying to join your cell.
Failure to evaluate recruits will result in your group being penetrated by your
adversary – much like the militia groups in the USA have been penetrated by the
FBI.

Every time you admit a new recuit into your cell you are risking the security of
your group. Yes, the recruit might be a bona fide supporter of your cause – or
he might be an informant or an agent-provocateur.

The Informant. The informant is a cell member who is providing information to
your adversary. He may betray you for money. She may betray you because she is
being blackmailed. He may betray you because he is unethical, immoral, and
weak-willed. She may betray you because she has a passive-aggressive personality
disorder.

The Agent-provocateur. The agent-provocateur is someone who feigns enthusiastic
support for your cause while enticing you to commit acts that are illegal. She
is acting on the instructions of the FBI – or she may actually be an FBI agent.
You are being set up for arrest, interrogation, and conviction.

The Mole. The mole is a cell member who quietly works to sabotage your
operations. He may deliberately forget to do things that result in failed
operations. He may intentionally ruin meetings with specious arguments and
pointless debate, often introducing paranoia into the discussion. A typical mole
is a long-time cell member who has been recruited by the FBI, perhaps by
blackmail. Less frequently the mole is an FBI agent who has penetrated the
organization at an early stage in its development.

The Counterintelligence Role. It is vital that your organization have a
counterintelligence officer. This is someone whose role is to detect and
neutralize attempted penetrations by the enemies of your organization. Whether
this is a formal position or an ad hoc role is not important. Someone in your
group must take steps to systematically and conscientiously evaluate new
recuits.

If you don’t make an effort to defend yourself against penetration by your
adversary, then you’ll end up like the militia groups in the US… paranoid,
disorganized, ineffective, and – more often than not – in custody.

Reveal some sensitive bogus information to the suspected informant, then wait
for things to go wrong.

Uncover informants…

Here is how established resistance movements uncover informants.

First, reveal some sensitive information to the recruit – and only to the
recruit. For example, you might inform him of the existence of a (bogus) hidden
cache of weapons.

Then wait and watch. If the cache is suddenly discovered by the authorities, you
may be dealing with an informant. More tests may be required to confirm your
suspicions.

In serious cases where you’re playing by Big Boys’ Rules, you might need to use
live bait. If your adversary is sophisticated and experienced, you might need to
reveal genuine secrets to the recruit you’re evaluating. For example, you might
reveal the name of a whistleblower who is leaking information to you about your
adversary. If your recruit betrays your information to your adversary, you’ll
have lost your whistleblower – but you’ll have unmasked an informant before he
can do too much damage.

The most reliable method for unmasking an agent-provocateur is to ask him to
be the first to commit to action.

Unmask an agent-provocateur…

Here is how any organization can unmask an agent-provocateur.

If the person is full of ideas for future operations, then insist that he lead
by example. Make him commit himself first. Or, to put it another way, make him
incriminate himself first before asking others to risk injury, exposure, or
arrest.

If the person balks, then he may simply be “all talk”. Or he may be a coward. Or
he may be an agent-provocateur. In either case, you’ve called his bluff and now
you know not to fall for his jive-talk.

Enforce compliance…

Here is how resistance movements enforce compliance with the counterintelligence
functions.

If a trusted cell member brings an outsider into your group – or reveals
sensitive information to an outsider – without performing any of these
counterintelligence measures, then that cell member must be severely
disciplined.

Depending on your situation, simply ostracizing the individual may suffice.
Revoking his membership may be all it takes to remove the threat he poses.
Or firmer steps may need to be taken.

Copyright ©1998 Lee Adams. All rights reserved.
Ascii version by: MRF

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“How to Create the Perpetual Party.”
Most parties of this day and age are small events; rarely bringing in more
than fifty to sixty people. A majority of these parties are sponsored by high
school kids who love being killed by their parents. All this is nice and well,
but if you want a real party, it has to last forever. The following instruc-
tions document entirely the materials and steps to be taken in order to create
the Perpetual Party. (Do not try this at home. You’ll never fix your house!)
In order to begin, you must have an overabundance of money or an inher-
itance from some insane uncle. (He’d have to be insane to leave anything to
you!)
Now, the first step is to purchase a good sized estate: about 10 to 15
acres. Make sure you use Astro-turf and put steel cages around the trees.
Upon this tract of land, build a 20 bedroom, 10 bathroom, and 2 kitchen house.
Make sure that all walls, floors, and ceilings are fireproof, washproof, and
immune to structural damage.
The next step is to get furniture. Get heavy duty, king-sized beds, steel
reinforced tables, and about 6 to 7 bars. Be sure to bolt all furniture to the
floor. Oh, don’t forget to put a couch in every room. With vynil covers, of
course.
The next step is to get entertainment. Get at least four or five stereo
systems, a VCR and TV for every room in the house, and one or two video game
rooms. If you think it will lengthen the attention span of your guests, you
can get live entertainment. Female and male strippers would do nicely. Or, if
you really want some raunchy material, get some female mud wrestlers. Also,
get at least five copies of every rock song and X-rated movie available. A
favorite thing to get is a swimming pool full of Jello. It provides for hours
of good, wholesome fun.
The next thing to be gotten is food and drink to last for at least a year
or two. Try to get foods with either high sodium, high sugar, and/or high
grease content. Good examples are potato chips, pretzels, cake, ice-cream,
candy, anything from McDonald’s or Wendy’s, or any organic material from a
nearby high-school cafeteria.
As far as drinks are concerned, try and avoid alcoholic beverages unless
you have a reliable bus service. Any type of accident can easily bring any
party, Perpetual or not, to an end. Good drinks to get are beer, vodka,
tequila, scotch, bourbon, rum, soda, etc. To complement the food and drinks,
get the following medicines: Ex-Lax, Pepto Bismol, Alka Seltzer, any type of
generic aspirin except Tylenol, and easy access to a toilet.
After all the above is achieved, the time to start the party has begun.
In order to get a good turnout for the first few weeks, you must advertise.
Advertisements in local newspapers are not enough, you must advertise in
magazines and other national periodicals that will not object to your ad. One
way to really bring ’em in is to advertise on TV and radio. This is where an
ad agency can come in handy.
Eventually, people will not take your ads as jokes and come to your place
of social immoralities. Now, here is where you must begin to plan ahead.
Since you have started a Perpetual Party, you must make sure it remains per-
petual. In order to do this, you must get contracts of indefinite termination
with certain companies. It is important to get a hold of a good and reliable
catering service. Keeping in touch with three or four local liquor shops is
necessary. See if you can get flat rate service from the phone company, and
buy stock in the electric company. With the bills you’ll be running up, it
will pay off.
By now, your vast riches have dwindled to almost nothing. Since this is a
business, you need capital, so charge your guests admission fees. Don’t make
the prices too high or people will not want to come. But don’t be too generous
or you’ll be broke in no time. If you can’t bear to charge admission in money,
at least charge it in food and/or drink. That way you’ll at least save on the
caterer. Try to throw fees around as much as you can without making it look
suspicious. One way to get money rolling in is to open up a small casino. Get
a license for it. As mentioned earlier, you want to avoid trouble.
Eventually, unless you had a very strange accident or are a mad scientist,
you will die. And if you make no plans for this, your party will certainly die
out. So, during the many years of partying, find one person who fits you the
best and get married and have kids. When you near your end, leave the entire
party, all profits, and all responsibilities to the kid who is the more extreme
party animal. Be sure to leave explicit instructions on how to run the party.
This document is perfect. If all goes well, things will continue under good
hands.
So far, these are the necessary steps needed to create the Perpetual
Party. If anything has been omitted, (which is probably true) go ahead and
augment this document. It’s your party anyway.

By: Fermin Bueno

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A one-minute course on how to do T.V.

by Richard Freeman
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A SHORT TIME BEFORE I DROPPED out of Anthropology, I was regaled with what
I now think of as suburban legends. The one I still remember concerned a
tribe somewhere that was shown, perhaps on a bedsheet hung from a tree limb,
their first motion picture. No one in the tribe knew what to make of the
action. Instead, they all followed a chicken that was in one of the scenes.
I wonder (not only what movie had a chicken in it but whether this story
could possibly be true).

What makes me wonder is my experience producing television programs. I’ve
helped set up a TV station in town for almost no money at all, and I’ve
watched fifth-graders learn to use all the equipment in under 15 minutes –
and go on to do their own shows with interviews and trivia contests and
music. Either the technology is very simple or we are watching a miracle.

Whenever I teach someone how to use a TV camera, I always feel like
apologizing that it wasn’t more complicated. That there isn’t more to learn
and more to say. The only trick is learning that it is this easy. What stops
most people, I think, is the idea that TV is terribly technologically
complex and expensive … whereas all that you need, if you have cable
access, is a camcorder and about $500 worth of sound equipment. Anything
else is gravy.

First you need to live in a small town with a cable access channel that
isn’t being used. I assume there are lots of towns like mine – Yellow
Springs, Ohio – that have that cable capability but haven’t used it yet.

Certainly the equipment needed is simple. For the audio, we use a Radio
Shack control board (the under-$100 model works fine) which allows us to
plug in three microphones, a cassette deck, and a CD player. Add a small
pair of $50 monitor speakers, some wire, and a telephone and you can go on
the air as a radio station.

To do just radio (over the TV), all you need to do is plug a connection cord
from the board into the tuner that’s hooked up to the cable modulator.

The next step is to produce TV. To do this you need a camcorder and a
tripod. It too plugs right in. Kids learn to handle the camcorder in under a
minute (all there is to learn is what button to push to zoom in and out).
Another five minutes will be enough to show everyone how to work the control
board. They already know how to use cassette decks and CD players.

Kids have watched enough television (unlike those poor tribesmen) to know
exactly how it’s done. Whatever else needs to be taught, they’ll teach you.
Our studio is a basement room in the village building. Though most of it
still looks like a combination of Castle Dracula and junk storage, one wall
has a gray rug hung on it. With a table in front of the rug and a couple of
home-made spotlights, we have a set that looks great on TV.

The trick to producing television seems to be to teach the kids how to use
all of the equipment as quickly as you can and then, the same night, let
them do their shows. When an audience shows up to watch, you can teach them
as well. And there is an audience. Our kids get 80 phone calls in a
half-hour trivia contest.

I find it particularly funny that I can produce TV and use a computer while
I don’t know how to drive a car. In 1962 only a few people could do the
first two and I felt completely out of things not being able to do the
latter. This century is just full of such jokes.

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From: sichase@csa2.lbl.gov (SCOTT I CHASE)
Subject: Re: Hot water
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In article , mbaya@antioc.antioch.edu writes…
>
>and is it also true that Hot/boiling water will freeze faster than
>cold water? I know I heard this somewhere a long time ago. Why does it
>do this?
>
Yes, under some conditions. This is in the sci.physics FAQ. Here is
the appropriate text:

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Item 10.

Hot Water Freezes Faster than Cold! updated 11-May-1992
———————————– original by Richard M. Mathews

You put two pails of water outside on a freezing day. One has hot
water (95 degrees C) and the other has an equal amount of colder water (50
degrees C). Which freezes first? The hot water freezes first! Why?

It is commonly argued that the hot water will take some time to
reach the initial temperature of the cold water, and then follow the same
cooling curve. So it seems at first glance difficult to believe that the
hot water freezes first. The answer lies mostly in evaporation. The effect
is definitely real and can be duplicated in your own kitchen.

Every “proof” that hot water can’t freeze faster assumes that the
state of the water can be described by a single number. Remember that
temperature is a function of position. There are also other factors
besides temperature, such as motion of the water, gas content, etc. With
these multiple parameters, any argument based on the hot water having to
pass through the initial state of the cold water before reaching the
freezing point will fall apart. The most important factor is evaporation.

The cooling of pails without lids is partly Newtonian and partly by
evaporation of the contents. The proportions depend on the walls and on
temperature. At sufficiently high temperatures evaporation is more
important. If equal masses of water are taken at two starting
temperatures, more rapid evaporation from the hotter one may diminish its
mass enough to compensate for the greater temperature range it must cover
to reach freezing. The mass lost when cooling is by evaporation is not
negligible. In one experiment, water cooling from 100C lost 16% of its mass
by 0C, and lost a further 12% on freezing, for a total loss of 26%.

The cooling effect of evaporation is twofold. First, mass is
carried off so that less needs to be cooled from then on. Also,
evaporation carries off the hottest molecules, lowering considerably the
average kinetic energy of the molecules remaining. This is why “blowing on
your soup” cools it. It encourages evaporation by removing the water vapor
above the soup.

Thus experiment and theory agree that hot water freezes faster than
cold for sufficiently high starting temperatures, if the cooling is by
evaporation. Cooling in a wooden pail or barrel is mostly by evaporation.
In fact, a wooden bucket of water starting at 100C would finish freezing in
90% of the time taken by an equal volume starting at room temperature. The
folklore on this matter may well have started a century or more ago when
wooden pails were usual. Considerable heat is transferred through the
sides of metal pails, and evaporation no longer dominates the cooling, so
the belief is unlikely to have started from correct observations after
metal pails became common.

References:
“Hot water freezes faster than cold water. Why does it do so?”,
Jearl Walker in The Amateur Scientist, Scientific American,
Vol. 237, No. 3, pp 246-257; September, 1977.

“The Freezing of Hot and Cold Water”, G.S. Kell in American
Journal of Physics, Vol. 37, No. 5, pp 564-565; May, 1969.

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Scott I. Chase “The question seems to be of such a character
SICHASE@CSA2.LBL.GOV that if I should come to life after my death
and some mathematician were to tell me that it
had been definitely settled, I think I would
immediately drop dead again.” – Vandiver

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304. RAILROAD SYSTEM OF HORSE TRAINING
This excellent and very simple method of horse training is nearly all
accomplished by what is called the persuader or bit; which is made as
follows: take a piece of strong rope eight or ten feet long and a quarter
of an inch thick, then part the horse’s mane in the centre, turning one
half towards the ears, and the other towards the back of the horse; next
tie the rope by one end in a hard knot that will not slip – not too
tightly – round the horse’s neck in the place at which the mane is
divided, having the knot on the right side of the neck; then pass the
loose end of the rope forwards, along the right side of the neck, into the
horse’s mouth and back along the left side of the neck to that part of the
rope which surrounds the horse’s neck, and underneath which it is passed;
than take the loose end of the rope in your hand, and you have the
persuader or bit completed. By pulling on the end which you now hold, you
draw his mouth up towards his throat, and can thereby inflict the most
excruciating torture that is possible for a horse to undergo, and the
beauty of it is, without the least injury to the animal. One pull on this
persuader is more dreaded by the horse than a whole day’s flogging with
raw-hide. In fact he cannot stand it; no matter how ugly his tricks may
be, such as kicking, balking or anything else, if you use the persuader on
him at the time, you can conquer him at once; make him as meek as a lamb,
and glad to do anything to escape the torture inflicted by the persuader.
A few times is all you will have to use it, even on the most sulky animal,
until you will see no more of his tricks, and he is completely conquered.

305. TO HALTER WILD COLTS
How to approach and halter the wildest colt of any age without danger, and
lead him quietly, is as follows: choose a large floor, that of a
wagonhouse answers well, strew it over with straw two or three inches
deep, turn your colt into it, follow him in with a good whip, shut the
door, and he will clear to the furthest corner, follow him, and whip him
well on the hips, he will clear to another corner, follow him, treat him
in the same manner, and he will soon begin to turn his head towards you,
then stop and bid him come to you, if he does not come, lay on the whip
again, being always careful not to touch him about the head or shoulders,
but always about the hips, in a short time he will come to you when you
bid him, then rub his ears, nose, neck, chest, &c., and pet him all you
can; halter and lead him about the floor; it at any time he clears from
you, pay the whip well on his hips until he comes to you again; after a
little use him the same way in a small yard, and after this you can do as
you like with him in any place.

306. HORSES WITH TENDER EARS
How to make a horse, that is afraid of his head or ears, easy to bridle or
halter, is as follows: – if your horse is very fractious and wild, you
will need to treat him according to receipt No.305, first: at all events
you will want the floor well covered with straw, then raise the left fore
leg and strap it so that your horse will stand on three legs, then tie a
strap just above his right fore foot, and standing on the left side of the
horse, holding the strap in your hand, chirp to him, and the moment he
attempts to move forwards, he is on his knees; you may then fasten the
strap to that on the left leg, or hold it in your hand, as you please;
then after the horse gets done struggling and working, rub his nose and
ears gently, and put the halter on and take it off repeatedly, to show him
that it may be done without hurting him, and in a short time he will not
mind the halter or bridle.

307. HOW TO CONTROL A VICIOUS HORSE
How to acquire the most perfect control over the most vicious and wildest
horse, in a short time, without the use of drugs or charms, is by going
according to receipts No.305 and No.306, and sometimes you may have to use
the persuader.

308. TO BREAK A WILD COLT
How to break the wildest colt in a short time, so that a boy of 14 years
old can ride or handle him in perfect safety. This is done by means of the
persuader receipts No.305 and No.306, and if the boy is to ride him, after
the horse is on his knees, as directed in receipt No.306, and the horse is
tired out by struggling, then let somebody get on his back, sit there for
a while, then move on to his shoulders, and back unto his hips, and so
work round the horse until he does not mind it, and has no fear from it.
When he has a few lessons like this, any lad may ride him in safety.

309. TO MAKE A STALLION LIE DOWN
How to make the worst stallion lie down and allow you to perform any
surgical operation on him that you wish, without the assistance of any
one. If the horse is very ugly, you may need to follow, first, receipt
No.305, and perhaps, use the persuader, but it is principally done by
receipt No.306, with this addition: when you have the horse on his knees,
you standing on his left side, and holding the strap which is attached to
his right fore foot in your hand, as taught in receipt No.306, then put a
headstall on him, and to its ring on the left side of his mouth, tie
firmly a stick about an inch and a half thick, which, let run up on the
left side of his neck, to the top of his shoulders, then tie the strap,
which is attached to the right foot, to this pole; now pull the horse over
on his left side, and you have him powerless, his fore feet are drawn up,
and on account of the pole he cannot raise his head, so that you have
perfect control over him to do as you please.

310. PULLING AT THE HALTER
To break a horse from pulling at the halter. This is done by means of the
persuader; if he pulls once on this, he will never try it again.

311. WILD STALLIONS
How to break the wildest stallion in a short time, so that a boy can lead
him in perfect safety. This is done by putting the horse through a regular
course of training, according to receipts No.305 and No.306, and the use
of the persuader.

312. BALKY HORSES
How to make the worst of balky horses pull true. Whenever your horse
balks, if you there and then, openly and publicly make use of the
persuader, and jerk him well with it, he will be glad to go, and in a
short time you will have to use it no more; but as long as this system is
kept secret, and when a horse balks, you do not then use the persuader,
you will never break the horse from balking.

313. SHOEING HORSES
How to make a horse stand to be shod. This is accomplished by having the
persuader fitted on, and whenever the horse makes an attempt to be ugly,
pull on the persuader, and he will very soon be glad to stand as quiet as
a lamb.

314. “WHOA”
How to make a horse understand the word “whoa” so perfectly, that he will
always stop when spoken to, no matter what may occur to frighten him. This
is done by having the persuader fitted on, and whenever you sat “whoa”, in
a loud and stern tone of voice, pull on the persuader, and it is
impossible for a horse to fear or dread anything else as much as this, he
will stop instantly, no matter what may occur to frighten him.

315. THROWING
How to break a horse off the habit of throwing his rider. This is
accomplished by means of the persuader, and receipt No.308.

316. SCARING
How to break a horse off scaring at umbrellas or buffalo robes, so that
you may toss them at him without disturbing him. To accomplish this you
want to get the horse on his knees, according to receipt No.306; then
bring your robes and umbrellas near him, let him smell them, toss them at
him, and throw them over his head carefully, and so continue to work,
showing him that they do not harm him, until all fear of them is lost.

317. KICKING HORSES
How to break the worst class of kicking horses. To accomplish this, you
will want to put the horse through a regular course of training, according
to this system, until you have him well conquered; then keep the persuader
on, and if he should ever attempt to kick, at that moment jerk well on the
persuader, and he will think of everything but kicking; when he attempts
it a few times, and you check him in this manner, he will quit it
altogether.

318. TO BIT A HORSE
How to bit a horse more perfectly, in ten minutes, at a cost of ten cents,
that can be done with any other bit and rig, at a cost of five to ten
dollars. This bit is what is called the persuader, and it is the best bit
that ever was used for bitting colts. It puts a most beautiful curve in
the neck, and leaves the colt at ease while wearing it. When it is used
for this purpose, the end that you hold in your hand in other cases, is
now to be tied to that part of the persuader which surrounds the neck of
the horse or colt.

319. JOCKEY TRICKS – TO PRODUCE FOUNDER
How to make a horse appear as if he was badly foundered in one night’s
time. Take a fine wire, or any substitute, and fasten it tightly round the
castor tit, the back side of the pasture joint at night; smooth the hair
down nicely over it, and by morning he will walk as stiff as any foundered
horse.

320. FOOD AND STARVATION
How to make a horse stand by his food and starve to death. Grease the
front teeth and roof of the mouth with common beef-tallow, and he will not
eat until you wash it out; this, in conjunction with the above, will
consummate a complete founder.

321. GLANDERS
How to make a horse appear as if he had the glanders, in one night’s time.
This is done by melting fresh butter and pouring it into his ears, not too
hot.

322. BALKING
How to make a true pulling horse balk. Take tincture of cantharides 1 oz.,
and corrosive sublimate 1 drachm; mix and bathe his shoulders at night.

323. TO COVER UP HEAVES
How to cover up the heaves so effectually, that you may work, ride, or run
him, and they cannot be detected. This will last from twelve to
twenty-four hours, long enough to trade off. Drench the horse with
one-fourth pound of common bird shot, and he will not heave until they
pass through him.

324. THE COUNTENANCE
How to put a young countenance on a horse. Make a small incision near the
sunk place over the eye, insert the point of a blow-pipe or goose-quill,
and blow it up; close the external wound with thread, and it is done.

325. THE CRIB
How to cure a horse of the crib, or sucking wind; saw between the upper
front teeth.

326 QUESTIONS
To teach a horse to answer questions. This is done by pricking him with a
pin; for instance, you may say to the horse, is your name Tom ? and at
that moment prick him with a pin so that he will squeal; then ask him is
your name Sam ? don’t prick him and he will not squeal. Then say again is
your name Tom, prick him again, and he will squeal; so continue, and after
a time he will squeal without being pricked when you ask him the first
question, &c.

327. TO NERVE A HORSE
How to nerve a horse that is lame. Make a small incision about half way
from the knee to the joint on the outside of the leg, and at the back part
of the shin bone; you will find a small white tendon or cord; cut it off
and close the external wound with a stick, and he will walk off on the
hardest pavement, and not lame a particle.

328. A HORSE’S AGE
The following rules will enable any man to ascertain with tolerable
certainty the age of any horse. Every horse has six teeth above and six
below; before he arrives at the age of three he sheds his two middle teeth
by the young teeth rising and shoving the old ones out of their place.
When he arrives at the age of three, he sheds one more on each side of the
middle teeth; when four years old he sheds two corner and the last of his
fore teeth; between four and five he cuts his under tusks, and when five
will cut his upper tusks, and have a mouth full and complete, and the
teeth will have hollows of a very dark brown colour. At six years old the
grooves and hollows in a horse’s mouth will begin to fill up a little and
their tusks have their full growth, with their points sharp, and a little
concave. At seven years old the grooves and hollows will be pretty well
filled below. At eight the whole of the hollows and groves are filled up,
and you see the appearance of what is termed smooth below. At nine years
old, the point of the tusk is worn off, and the part that was concave
begins to fill up and become rounded. Between nine and ten years of age a
horse generally looses the marks of the mouth. After nine years old a
wrinkle comes on the eyelid at the upper corner of the lower lid, and
every year thereafter he has one well defined wrinkle for each year over
nine. If, for instance, a horse has three wrinkles, he is twelve; if four,
he is thirteen, &c.

329. HEAD, NECK OR LUNGS
How to tell by looking at a horse whether there is any thing the matter
with his head, neck or lungs. A knowledge of this is as useful as it is
simple. If there is nothing the matter with the head, neck or lungs of a
horse, the nostrils will have a clean, healthy, and bright appearance, but
if there is, they have always a dirty, muddy, or in some way an unhealthy
appearance.

330. PROF. MANDIE’S HORSE TAMING
Take finely grated horse caster, or the warty excrescence from the horse’s
leg, oils of rhodium, and cumin, keep these in separate bottles well
corked; put some of the oil of cumin on your hand and approach the horse
on the windy side that he may smell it; he will then move towards you,
then rub some of the cumin on his nose; give him a little of the castor on
sugar, salt, or any thing he likes, and get 8 or 10 drops of the oil of
rhodium on the point of his tongue; you can then get him to do any thing
you please. Follow up your advantage by all the kindness and attention
possible towards the animal, and your control is certain. This is only fit
for nervous horses; but the railroad system is certain. In all kinds of
ugly horses it is the best of methods.

331. BOTTS IN HORSES
This may be relied on as a certain and safe remedy for botts in horses.
When the horse is attacked, pound some common glass very fine, sift it
through a fine piece of muslin, take a tablespoonful, put it inside a ball
of dough, (not mixed with the dough,) then put it down the horse’s throat,
and in from two to five minutes the horse will get up and feel and will be
well. The moment the glass touches the botts though they may have eaten
their way into the coats of the stomach, so that but a small portion is
exposed, they will let go their hold, will pucker up and be driven off by
the bowels. This remedy is perfectly safe, and is the only certain cure
for botts under the sun. Try it.

332. RING BONE AND SPAVIN
Take of sweet oil, 4 oz.; spirits of turpentine, 2 ozs.; oil if stone, 1/2
oz. Mix and apply three times a day. If the horse is over four years old,
or in any case where there is not sufficient, in addition to it, you will
fit a bar of lead just above it, wiring the ends together, so it
constantly wears upon the enlargement, and the two together, will cure
nine cases out of every ten in six weeks.

333. POLL EVIL AND FISTULA
Take 1 lb. common potash dissolved in 1/2 pint of water. Add 1/2 oz.
extract of belladona and 1 oz. gum-arabic dissolved in a little water;
work all into a paste with wheat flour, and box or bottle up tight. In
applying this, the place should be well cleansed with soap-suds, (castile
soap is best) then tallow should be applied all around by the paste
dissolving and running over it. Now this paste must be pressed to the
bottom of all the orifices; if very deep it must be made sufficiently thin
to inject by means of a small syringe, and repeated once in two days,
until the callous pipes, and hard fibrous base around the poll evil, or
fistula, is completely destroyed. Sometimes one application has cured
cases of this kind, but it will generally require two or three. If the
horse cannot be kept up, you will put a piece of oiled cloth over the
place. The advantage of this caustic over all others is that less pain and
inflammation is induced. The sores may be cured by the following or
Sloan’s ointment: ceder oil is to be applied to the tendons, to prevent
them stiffening, in pole evil, or other cases.

334. DeGRAY, OR SLOAN’S HORSE OINTMENT
Take of rosin 4 oz., lard 8 oz., honey 2 oz., mix and melt slowly, gently
bring it to a boil, and as it begins to boil slowly, add a little less
than a pint of spirits of turpentine, stirring all the time it is being
added, then remove from the stove, and stir till cool. This is an
extraordinary ointment for bruses in flesh or hoof, broken knees, galled
backs, bites, cracked heels, &c. or when a hoirse is gelded, to heal and
keep away flies.

335. NERVE AND BONE LINIMENT
Take of beef’s gall 1 quart, alcohol 1 pint, volatile liniment 1 lb.,
spirits of turpentine 1 lb., oil of origanum 4 oz., aqua ammonia 4 oz.,
tincture of cayenne 1/2 pint, oil of amber 3 oz., tincture of spanish fly
6 oz., mix and shake well. Uses too well known to need description.

336. TO CURE FOUNDERS IN 24 HOURS
Boil or steam oat straw for half an hour, then wrap it round the horses
legs while quite hot, cover up with wet woollen rags to keep in the steam:
in six hours renew the application. Take 1 gallon of blood from the neck
vein, and give a quart of linseed oil. He may be worked next day.

337. TO CURE COLIC IN TEN MINUTES
Bleed freely at the horse’s mouth, and take 1 oz. of oil of juniper, 1 oz.
of laudanum, and 2 ozs. of sweet spirits of nitre. Mix in a pint of gruel,
and drench him with it.

338. GARGLING OIL
Take of tanner’s oil 1 quart, oil of vitriol 2 oz., spirits of turpentine
1 oz. Mix all together, leave the bottles open till it stops working, then
it is ready for use.

339. MERCHANT’S GARGLING OIL
Take of linseed oil 2 1/2 galls., spirits of turpentine 2 1/2 galls.,
western petroleum 1 gall., liquor potass 8 oz., sap green 1 oz., mix all
together, and it is ready for use.

340. PURGING BALLS
Take of aloes, 3 oz.; anise seed, 3 oz.; pulverise and mix with castile
soap. This makes one ball for a horse.

341. URINE BALLS
Take of white resin, 1/2 lb.; castile soap, 1/2 lb.; venice turpentine,
1/2 pint; mix well together; make the balls the size of butternuts. Give
the horse three the first day, two the second day, and one the third day.

342. FOR THE HEAVES
Give the horse 1/2 drachm of nitric acid, in a pint of sweet milk. Repeat
once in two days, once in three days, and once in four days. This receipt
is highly prized, and is good; but the best remedy for heaves is so simple
that scarcely any one will try it; it is to take fresh sumack tops, break
two or three bunches of them up in the horse’s feed, three times a day.
This will actually cure the heaves unless, they are very bad.

343 INFLAMMATION OF THE LUNGS
The symptoms of inflammation of the lungs in the horse is as follows: – it
is usually ushered in by a shivering fit, the horse is cold all over,
reaction soon takes place, the body becomes warmer, and the extremities
extremely cold. The breathing is quick, he refuses to lie down. If when
wearied out, he lies down, it is but for a moment.
Treatment – This may be commenced by a good bleeding, which is to be
followed by a drachm of emetic tartar, and three drachms of nitre, every
eight hours, rubbing the extremities, and giving bran-mashes; throw warm
blankets over the animal, hanging down to the floor, and place vessels of
hot water in which put hot stones or bricks, and sweat freely, also, give
one scruple of opium, and two of calomel, twice a day. The sides of the
chest may be thoroughly blistered. This is the proper treatment.

344. STOMACH AND BOWELS
Inflammation of the stomach and bowels in the horse, resembles colic in
its symptoms, except in colic the pains pass off at times, and return
again, whereas in inflammation, the pain is constant, and the animal is
never easy; after a time the eye acquires a wild haggard, unnatural stare,
and the pupil, or dark spot in the eye, dilates.
Treatment – Take away, at once, six or eight quarts of blood, and repeat
the bleeding if the pain returns. Follow the bleeding by one scruple of
opium, and two of calomel, twice a day; also blister the sides of the
chest; give him bran mash and purging balls, (Receipt No. 340).

345. INFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEYS
The principal symptoms of inflammation of the kidneys in the horse, is,
pressure on the loins elicit symptoms of pain, the breathing is hurried,
there is a constant desire to void urine, although passed in small
quantities, highly coloured, and sometimes tinged with blood.
Treatment – This is blood letting, active purging, mustard poultices as
near the kidneys as possible, and the horse warmly clothed, &c., as in
other inflammations.

346. CONDITION POWDERS
Take of flax-seed meal 2 lbs., finygreek meal 2 lbs., liver antimony 1/2
lb., and nitre 1/2 lb., mix well; give a tablespoon for three days and
omit three days, &c.

347. FOR BONE SPAVIN
Take of cantharides 2 oz., strong mercurial ointment 4 oz., oil of
turpentine 4 oz., iodine 3 oz., mix all with a sufficiency of lard to make
a thin ointment; apply to the spavin only once a day until it bursts; then
oil it with sweet oil until healed. If the bunch is not then removed,
apply it again, and again if necessary, which is seldom the case.

348. TO MAKE A HORSE FOLLOW YOU
The horse is treated in the same manner as mentioned in the receipt NO.
305, always being careful to whip him on the hips. When he will follow you
round the barn floor, then treat him in the same manner in a yard, and
when he follows you here, he will any place.

349. COLTS CHEWING HALTERS
Take scab from the wart on the inside of the leg, rub the halter
thoroughly with it, and they will not be found chewing their halters very
soon.

350 A. HORSES JUMPING FENCES
Pass a small and strong cord around his body just behind his shoulders,
and tie the halter to this cord between his forelegs, so as to leave the
distance about two feet from the cord to his head; if then he attempts to
jump, he is compelled to throw his head forward, which draws hard on the
cord, and causes it to cut into his back, and he instantly desists. The
cord should not be more than a quarter of an inch in diameter.

350 B. BLAZE OR STAR
When we have a pair of horses that match well in every respect, except
that one has a blaze or star on the face, it becomes very interesting and
important to know how to make their faces match. Take a piece of oznaburgs
the size you want the star or blaze; spread it with warm pitch and apply
it to the horses face; let it remain two or three days, by which time it
will bring off the hair clean, and make the part a little tender; then
take of elixor vitriol a small quantity, anoint the part two or three
times; or, take of a very common weed called asmart, a small handfull,
bruise it, and add to it about a gill of water, use it as a wash until the
face gets well, when the hair will grow out entirely white.

351. BLACK SPOTS
To spot a white horse with black spots, take litharge 3 oz., quick lime 6
oz., beat fine and mix together; put it into a pan and pour a sharp ley
over it; then boil it and you will have a fat substance swim on top, with
which anoint the horse in such places as you design to have black, and it
will turn to the colour immediately.

352. INFLUENZA OR HORSE-AIL
The first symptom is debility. The horse appears dumpish, refuses to eat,
mouth hot, in six or twelve hours the appetite diminishes, legs and
eyelids swell. This disease may end in chronic cough, a bad discharge from
the nose, and in inveterate cases in glanders.
Treatment – Keep the horse on light food, as mashes, scalded shorts, green
grass, &c., and if he is very plethoric, he should be half starved and
bled from the mouth. If the throat is sore, rub it with warm vinegar and
salt, or blister; walk him a little for exercise, administer the
following: oil of croton, 5 drops; nitrate of potassa 4 to 6 drachms;
potassio-tartrate of antimony, 1 drachm; spirit of nitric ether, 4 drachms
to 1 oz; solution of acetate of ammonia 2 to 4 ozs.; and warm water
sufficient to make a draught; and when the head is much affected, add a
drachm of camphor. This draught may be administered once and sometimes
twice a day, the croton oil being omitted after the first dose; after the
first day, 2 drachms of powdered gentian may be added.

353. STRANGLES OR HORSE DISTEMPER
Symptoms – A discharge from the nostrils, with a swelling under the
throat, a disinclination to eat. Thirst, but after a gulp or two the horse
ceases to drink. In attempting to swallow, a convulsive cough comes on;
mouth hot and tongue coated with a white fur. The tumor under the jaw soon
fills the whole space, and is evidently one uniform body, and may thus be
distinguished from glanders or the enlarged glands of catarrh.
Treatment – Blister over the tumor at once; when the glands remain hard
and do not suppurate, it may lead to glanders, in which case rub it with
iodine ointment, and give internally, hydriodate of potash in daily doses
of 10 to 40 grains, combined with gentian and ginger. As soon as the
swelling is fit, lance it freely and apply a linseed poultice; give bran
mashes, fresh grass, &c.

354. STAGGERS
Symptoms – Giddiness, he may fall down, or suddenly turn several times
round first; he may be quiet, or struggle violently.
Treatment – If the horse be full and well fed, take 3 or 4 quarts of blood
at once; cease using him for a time, and give him an occasional physic
ball or powdered aloes 6 drachms and a little in honey.

355. GREEN OINTMENT
Take of lard, 6 lbs., put into a ten gallon kettle; add 2 gallons of
water; cut jimpson seeds and fill them in, and cook from 4 to 6 hours
slowly, till all the water is gone; then put into jars, and add to each
pound of ointment one ounce of turpentine. Good for galls, cuts,
scratches, &c.

356. HOOF EVIL OR THRUSH GREASE HEELS
Bleed and physic, and poultice the feet with boiled turnips and some
finely ground charcoal at night, for two or three nights; then wash the
feet clean with castile soap and soft water, and apply the blue ointment
every day; keep the horse on a floor and he will be well in 12 days.

357. BLUE OINTMENT
Take the ointment of rosin, 4 ozs; finely ground verdigris, 1/2 oz;
turpentine, 2 oz; mutton tallow, 2 lbs; oil of origanum, 1/2 oz; tincture
of iodine, 1/2 oz. Mix all together. This is one of the best medicines
that can be made for scratches, hoof-evil, and cuts, and is good to apply
on fistula after the rowels have been taken out. It is as good for human
as horse flesh.

358. HOOF BOUND OR TENDER FEET
Never have the feet spread at the heels, nor rasped about the nail holes;
use the liquid, and apply it according to directions. For hoof bound or
tender feet, apply it all around the top of the hoof down one inch every
day. First have a stiff shoe on the foot, and cleanse the cut or cork.
Never cut or burn for it.

359. HOOF LIQUID
Take of linseed or neatsfoot oil, 1/2 a pint; turpentine, 4 oz; oil of
tar, 6 oz; origanum, 3 oz; mix and shake well together.

360. HOOF AIL
Apply blue vitriol, and put on a tarred rag to keep out the dirt.

361. BIG, OR MILK LEG
Apply the liquid blister every there hours until it blisters; then in six
hours grease with soft oil of any kind; then in eight days wash the part
clean, and apply it again. Repeat it there or four times, then use the
iodine ointment. If this does not remove it all, apply the ringbone and
spavin medicine, this will remove it all.

362. IODINE OINTMENT
Get 1oz. of the grease iodine, put in 1 pint of alcohol; let this stand in
the sun two days, and you have the tincture of iodine. Take 2oz. of the
tincture and 1/2lb. of lard; mix well, and you have the iodine ointment.

363. SPRAIN IN THE STIFLE
Symptoms – The horse holds up his foot, moans when moved, swells in the
stifle. This is what is called stifling; there is no such thing as this
joint getting out of place.
Treatment – Bleed two gallons, foment the stifle with hot water, rub it
dry, then bathe it well with the general liniment every morning and night,
give him mash, and he will soon be well. Never allow any stifle-shoe or
cord on the foot or leg.

364. GENERAL LINIMENT
Take of turpentine, 1/2 pint; linseed oil, 1/2 pint; aqua-ammonia, 4 oz.;
tincture of iodine, 1 oz.; shake all well together. This is used for
different things spoken of in the different receipts, sores or swellings,
sprains, &c.

365. LIQUID BLISTER
Take of alcohol, 1 pint; turpentine, 1/2 pint; aqua-ammonia, 4 oz.; oil of
origanum, 1 oz.; mix, apply this as spoken of, every three hours until it
blisters.

366. TO CURE CORNS
Take of the shoe, cut out the corns, and drop in a few drops of muriatic
acid, then make the shoes so they will not bear on the part affected.
Apply the hoof liquid to the hoof to remove the fever. This is a sure cure
for corns in horses.

367. WATER FARCY, OR DROPSY
This is a swelling along under the chest, and forward to the breast;
bleed, rowel in the breast and along the swelling, six inches apart, apply
the general liniment to the swelling, move the rowels every day, let them
stay in until the swelling goes down. Give soft food, mashes, with the
cleansing powder in them.

368. CLEANSING POWDER
This is to be used when the blood is out of order. It is good to restore
lost appetite, good for yellow water, whenever it is to be used it is
spoken of in the receipts. Take of good ginger 1 lb., powdered gentian
4oz., crude antimony 1/2 oz., mix well together. Give one large spoonful
every day in wet food. This is perfectly safe.

369. POLL EVIL
Cure before it breaks, run a rowel or seaton from the lower part of the
top through the centre of the enlargement, then make the following lotion.
Take of sal-ammoniac 2 oz., spirts of turpentine 1/2 a pint, linseed oil 4
oz., and spirts of tar 4 oz., shake well, and apply it all over the
swelling every other day. Let the seaton stay in until all the swelling is
gone down, move it every day, and when all is gone throw it out. Bleed
when you first open it, and keep the part clean.

370. GLANDERS
Bleed copiously, put a rowel or seaton of polk root between the jaw and
breast, put tar thoroughly up the nostrils twice a day. This is the best
remedy ever in use.

371. FRESH WOUNDS
If there is an artery cut, tie it if possible; if not possible, or if
there is much bleeding without the separation of an artery, apply the
following wash: nitrate of silver 4 grains, soft water 1 oz., wet the
wound with this, then draw the edges together by stitches one inch apart,
then wash clean, and if any swelling in twenty-four hours, bleed and apply
the blue ointment, or any of the liniments spoken of, Keep the bowels
open.

372 THE LIVER
In disease of the liver or yellow water, give the following ball every
morning until it operates upon the bowels. Take of aloes 7 drachms,
calomel 1 drachm, ginger 4 drachms, and molassas enough to make it into a
ball, wrap it in a paper and give it; give scalded bran and oats, grass if
it can be got; when his bowels have moved, stop the physic, and give 1 oz.
spirits of camphor in half a pint of water, every morning, for twelve
days, rowel in the breast, and give a few doses of cleansing powder. Turn
him out.

373. BALLS FOR WORMS IN HORSES
Take of barbadose aloes 6 drachms, powdered ginger 1 1/2 oz., oil of
wormwood 20 drops, powdered natron 2 drachms, and molassas to form a ball.

374. BALLS FOR HIDE BOUND
Take of barbadose aloes 1 oz., castile soap 9 drachms, and ginger 6
drachms. Make into a ball.

375. HEALING OINTMENT
Take of lard 5 parts, rosin 1 part, melt them together; when they begin to
get cool add two parts of calamine powder, stirring well till cool. If the
wound is unhealthy add a little turpentine.

376. GALLS ON HORSES
Bathe the parts affected with spirits saturated with alum.

377. GRUBS IN HORSES
Take of red precipitate a teaspoonful, form into a ball, repeat if
necessary in 30 minutes.

378. STIFF SHOULDERS OR SWEENEY
Rowel from the top of the shoulder blade down as far as there is no
pealing. First cut through the skin, and then two thin fibres or
strippings, use the blunt needle, move it back and forwards five or six
inches, draw in a tape or seaton, and the next morning wet it with
tincture of cantharides, do this every other day, move them every day,
wash the part clean, let the tape stay in until the matter changes to
blood, this is for both diseases. Let him run out if possible. He will be
well in six or eight weeks. If for sweeney you may work him all the time.

379. SICK STOMACH IN HORSES
Bleed half a gallon, then if he will eat a mash give him one, give no hay,
then give him 1/2 oz. of rhubarb every night until it moves his bowels,
then take of gentian root 4 oz., fenu-greek 2 oz., nitre 1/2 oz., mix and
give a large spoonful every day. Do not give him too much to eat when his
appetite returns.

380. LUNG FEVER
Bleed four gallons from the neck vein, and take 1 oz. of aquanite, add to
it half a gallon of cold water, drench him with a gill of it every three
hours, drench him over the lungs, then give him water to drink that hay
has been boiled in, and to each gallon of it add 1 oz. of gum-arabic, and
1/2 oz. of spirits of nitre; give this every four hours; foment and rub
the legs with alcohol and camphor, until they get warm; do not move the
horse. Keep him in open stall if hot weather.

381. EYE WASH FOR HORSES
Take of sugar of lead, 2 drachms; white vitriol, 1 drachm; and soft water,
1 quart; mix and dissolve; wash the eyes out well every morning, having
first washed then well with cold water, continue this for three or four
weeks; and then, if the eyes are not much better, bleed and give a mild
physic. The horse should be kept on low diet, and not over heated or
worked too hard. Scalded shorts or oats are good.

382. MANGE AND SURFEIT
Bleed and physic, then take sulphur, 1/2 lb.; and lard, 2 lbs.; mix well;
grease the part affected every three or four days; stand the horse in the
sun until it dries in; give him a few doses of the cleansing powder.

383. CONTRACTION OF THE NECK
If it is taken in the first stages, bleed from the neck 2 galls.; then
ferment or bathe the part well with hot water; rub it dry, and apply the
general lineament every day, two or three times; this will cure if it is
of long standing. Then blister all along the part affected with the liquid
blister. Do this every three weeks until he is well, and rub with the
white ointment, Do not work the horse till well.

384. WHITE OINTMENT
For rheumatism, sprains, burns, swelling, bruises, or any inflammation on
man or beast, chapped hands or lips, black eyes, or any kind of bruises.
Take of fresh butter 2 lbs.; tincture of iodine, 1/2 oz.; oil of origanum,
2 ozs.; mix well for fifteen minutes, and it is fit for use; apply it
every night; rub it in well with your hand.

385. OLD HORSES YOUNG
Drops to make old horses as lively as young. Take the tincture of
assafoetida, 1 oz.; tincture of cantharides, 1 oz.; antimony, 2 oz.;
fenugreek, 1 oz.; and fourth proof brandy, 1/2 gal.; mix all and let stand
ten or twelve days; then give ten drops in a pail, or one gallon, of
water.

386. RHEUMATIC LINEAMENT
Take of alcohol, 1/2 pint; oil of origanum, 1/2 oz.; cayenne pepper, 1/2
oz.; gum myrrh, 1/2 oz.; and lobelia, 1 teaspoonful; mix and let stand one
day; then bathe the part affected.

387. TO KILL LICE ON CATTLE
Take of buttermilk, 1 quart; salt, 1/3 pint; mix and dissolve; pour this
along the back, letting it run down each side; if this should ever fail
use the water in which potatoes have been boiled, in the same way, it will
be effectual.

388. HORSES FROM FIRE
The difficulty of getting horses from burning stables is well known. The
remedy is to blindfold them perfectly, and by gentle usage, they may be
easily led out. If you like you may also throw the harness upon them.

389. SNOW BALLS
To prevent snow balls on horses’ feet clean their hoofs well, and rub with
soft soap before going out in the snow.
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THE CAT IN HISTORY

R. Roger Breton
Nancy J Creek

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Domestic Cats

Some 20,000 or so years ago the dog was domesticated. While there is,
of course, no way to know the exact mechanism of domestication, the
following is a possible, even probable, scenario.

While out hunting, a man comes across a wolf cub. Being not
especially vicious, the cub is taken home alive to be eaten later
(living food doesn’t spoil). The cub, being too young and
inexperienced to be afraid, does cub things, which amuses the man and
his family, so he lets it live for a while longer.

The cub grows into a wolf and, being a wolf, looks upon the people as
its pack. It quickly learns to assist in the hunt, yielding its
freshly-caught prey to its human packmaster. Soon, everybody wants a
tame wolf to help with the hunting.

Alternately, or in addition, some other animal, perhaps even another
wolf, comes around looking for a quick meal of man-cub, and is driven
off by the tame wolf, who is, of course, protecting its pack. Soon
everybody wants a tame wolf to protect the kids. Its fate is sealed,
the tame wolf is now a dog and is forever linked with mankind.

The domestication of the cat was not so easily accomplished as that of
the dog, as the cat is not a pack animal and does not have built-in
co-operative instincts. The cat was first domesticated some 5000
years ago. This took place in the valley of the Nile, in what is now
Sudan but was then Upper Egypt. The actual mechanics of domestication
are remarkably simple–in fact, it has recurred many times throughout
Africa and southwestern Asia over the millennia.

The people of the area had given up the nomadic lifestyle of their
ancestors, learned to till the soil, and settled into agrarian
communities. Since these communities depended for their very
existence upon their crops, which could only be harvested once or
twice a year, a means of storing them between harvests had to be
found. Early on, this consisted merely of keeping grain in baskets.
This attracted mice, rats, and other vermin, who quickly learned to
adapt to man’s ways in order to get a free meal. An abundance of
vermin attracted the local lesser cat, the African Wildcat, who could
also appreciate an easy meal.

It didn’t take much observation to see that the vermin ate the grain,
which was undesirable, and the cats ate the vermin, which was
desirable. People started encouraging the cats to stick around by
leaving out the odd fishhead or other scrap, a practice of which the
cats were fond. Since they had a ready source of food (mice, rats and

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fishheads), no threat from the people (nobody chased or yelled at cat,
lest it leave and the vermin increase), and an absence of enemies
(various cat-eating creatures stayed away because of the men), the
cats moved in on a permanent basis.

Being a naturally calm species, the African Wildcat quickly adapted to
people, allowing itself to at first be approached, then petted, and
eventually to be held. The cat is a passionate animal, and rewarded
all that caressing and holding with love and affection in kind.

In addition to demonstrating its love by snuggling and acting
endearingly (do not even dogs do so?) a cat purred. Purring is a
unique and amazing phenomenon, both in its inception and in the
reactions it produces. A farmer could work all day in the fields and
come home tired to the bone. The cat would jump onto his lap and
proceed to snuggle and purr, which would promptly drive the fatigue
out of his soul. We’re talking direct massage of the psyche here!
Let a cat snuggle and purr before bedtime and you’ll sleep twice as
deeply.

The cat sleeps in short periods throughout the day, rather than a
single long period like people and dogs, and awakens quickly. It is
thus ready to do its job around the clock.

It is also especially alert and active at night, when the mice are
awake and the dogs are asleep. It often assisted the family dog by
alerting it to any strange thing than may go bump in the night. It
sees and hears far better than the dog, especially at night, and does
get along and co-operate with its canine companion.

Unlike the dog the cat is clean. It buries its wastes outside, away
from its den (the people’s house), so as not to attract predators or
other cats.

All these desirable features and factors have caused the cat to become
a permanent member of human society as both a helpmate and companion.
The cat is here to stay.

Divine Cats

Before too long these ancient Egyptians had progressed from villages
into cities, and from a simple nature-oriented pantheism led by the
village shaman into a hyper-complex system of gods and goddesses with
a set of elaborate rituals carefully governed by a priest class. The
kingship secured itself, as has often been done, by claiming a right
to rule as ordained by the gods. This divine right of kings
eventually gave way to a royal demigodhood, then a full godhood: the
king became Pharaoh, the god-king. Since Pharaoh was one of their
own, this concept was strongly encouraged by the priests. Egypt had
become a firmly entrenched theocracy.

Since the food requirements of a city are much greater than those of a
village, grain was confiscated as taxes and stored in the royal
granaries. These granaries were simply windowless storage buildings

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and, like all buildings, were not secure against nature’s smaller
creatures: our old friends the mice and rats. With all that grain
piled in such great heaps, the vermin had a field day and bred like
rabbits only wish they could. This became such a problem that Pharaoh
needed all the cats he could muster to combat the vermin, so he
appropriated all the cats in the land.

Taking people’s cats, especially beloved cats, posed a problem that
even Pharoah didn’t want to face. Being divine himself, presumably
with divine wisdom, he solved this problem by leaving all the cats
where they were but making them demigods: all the cats in Egypt, all
at once. There were suddenly tens of thousands of small, furry,
purring divinities running around. As with all of man’s lunacies, we
feel certain that the cats ignored the whole thing.

Of course, a mere human could not own a demigod, only a god could, and
who was the only god around? Our friend, Pharoah, that’s who. A
human could, though, provide a home and food for a demigod, and this
they did, bringing them to their assigned granary each night and
picking them up each morning (an ideal job for number three or four
son or daughter). As compensation for this service, they would
receive a tax credit. (They got to claim their cats as dependents!
Makes one wonder how much cat-sharing took place on their version of
April 15th!)

Since all cats were the property of divine Pharaoh, to kill or injure
one, even by accident, was a capital crime. If a house caught fire,
the cats were saved first, then, if there was time, the people.
People were, after all, only human.

Whenever a cat died in the normal course of events, the whole of its
human household went into elaborate ritualistic mourning, often
shaving off their eyebrows, chanting, pounding their breasts, and
demonstrating other outward signs of grief at their loss. The body of
the cat had to be carefully wrapped in linen and brought to the
priests, who would check it carefully to be certain its death was
natural. When the priests were done, the body was taken to the
embalmers, who made a cat mummy of it. There were far more cat
mummies than people mummies in Egypt: over 300,000 of them were found
in the diggings at Beni-Hassan alone.

The ritualism and mythology concerning the cat spread far beyond their
vermin-control capabilities. The people soon believed (helped, no
doubt, by the priests) that the cats had a direct influence upon
health, marriage, fortune, and other non-cat aspects of life. The
goddess of life and family was Bast, who had a woman’s body and a
cat’s head. In her left hand, Bast was often depicted as holding an
amulet of the all-seeing sacred eye, the utchat, believed to have
magical powers.

The utchat itself was everywhere in society: as decoration, in home
shrines, worn as jewelry, etc. It was often depicted as being the eye
of a cat, sometimes with cats within the eye itself. An utchat at the
door kept a watchful eye out for thieves and vandals, protecting the

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home. An utchat over the lintel kept a watchful eye over all who
dwelt within, preserving them from disease and accident. An utchat
worn around the neck kept its watchful eye upon the road and protected
travelers from harm. An utchat showing a mother cat with many kittens
given as a wedding present meant many children. The beliefs were
legion (so were the utchat makers).

To remove one of the divine cats from Egypt was to steal from Pharaoh,
a capital crime. As a result, it took a while before many
domesticated cats turned up elsewhere in the Near East.

The exceptions to this were ships’ cats: sailors have always been
practical people. The Nile bargemen kept cats aboard for the same
reason the priests wanted cats at the granaries, to kill the vermin.
The bargemen would offload their wares to the Phoenician and other
seagoing traders at the mouth of the Nile, sometimes offloading a
kitten or three at the same time (for the properly devout
consideration, of course). In this manner the domestic cat slowly
spread by sea to the various countries bordering the Mediterranean,
and thence by overland caravan to the north and east.

In a similar manner, the caravans crossing the strip of desert
separating the Nile from the Red Sea often carried cats with them,
many of whose kittens somehow found their way to the dhows of the
Indus traders. These Indus traders took the cats back to India, where
they were traded eastward into Burma and Siam and northward into
China.

It wasn’t until the Persian, Greek and Roman conquests, however, that
Egypt finally openly yielded her most valuable treasure, and the
African Wildcat, now changed slightly into an early Domesticated Cat,
spread over the Empires of Darius, Alexander and Caesar.

There is some evidence that an independent domestication may have
taken place in the valley of the Indus, by similar means to that in
Egypt (without the divinity aspects), but as we’re still speaking of
an offshoot of felis sylvestris, the basic wildcat, it would have
merged with the earlier domestication and vanished as a distinct
entity as soon as Egyptian cats were spread over the trade routes.

The western world now had housecats, alleycats, working cats, and
just-plain cats everywhere. Commerce over the trade routes to china
and India soon spread cats in quantity to the rest of the Known World.
Cats were off and running.

As a momentary aside, the word for cat in ancient Egypt was “mau,”
their version of “meow,” the universal cat-word. By the time the
domesticated cats left Egypt the utchat was completely cat-oriented,
often cat-shaped, and irrevocably cat-linked. From the word utchat we
get the vast majority of the Indo-European names for the cat: cat,
chat, cattus, gatus, gatous, gato, katt, katte, kitte, kitty, etc.
Similarly, the cat-goddess Bast was Pasht in later Egyptian (during
the times of the ptolemaic kings). From pasht we get the remaining
Indo-European names for the cat: pasht, past, pushd, pusst, puss,

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pussy, etc.

Diabolical Cats

Those were the Golden Days in the history of catdom. Everybody wanted
his own cat, if not cats, to keep vermin at bay. Cats rapidly spread
throughout the cities and villages, becoming an essential part of
everyday life. This was to be their downfall.

The tendency of cats to be so useful in eliminating vermin made them
desirable to the farmer, the merchant, and the homeowner. The
tendency of cats to become cats made them desirable to people in
general. The tendency of cats to do their own thing made them
mysterious. People being what they are, cats soon became a part of
the everyday ritual, then a part of the religious ritual, then the
center of various cat cults. Cats were again worshiped, though not to
the same degree they had been in Egypt, and certainly not by
everybody.

During the early middle ages, the Norse goddess Freya was the closest
thing to a cat goddess among the Europeans. She had two huge cats
pulling her wain, and was constantly surrounded by cats. She became
irrevocably linked with our furry friends, and her worship contained
many cat-oriented rituals. Her day of worship was Friday (Friday
means Freya’s Day): when Christendom barred her worship, Freya became
a demon, Friday became the Black Sabbath, and the cat became a
manifestation of the devil, hence persona non grata.

Thus began a low point in both human and cat history: the over 1000-
year persecution of the cat, sort of a feline inquisition. (If it’s
any consolation to us cat people, the Church was also sponsoring the
Grand Inquisition at the time, and was busy killing people as well as
cats.)

During this period, literally hundreds of thousands of cats were
tortured, hung, burned at the stake, roasted alive, or killed outright
on sight. So great was this persecution that the population of
European cats dwindled to less than ten per cent of its pre-
inquisitional number, in spite of the cats doing all they could to
make more cats (something cats are very good at).

There was a brief respite during the years of the Black Death. With
people dying all over, they had neither the time nor the inclination
to persecute the cats. The cats responded to this absence of
persecution by rapidly multiplying and attacking the plentiful food
supply around them: the plague-carrying rats. There is some evidence
that the plague ended because of three interlocking factors: so many
people died that the fields couldn’t be planted; the lack of food in
the surrounding countryside drove the rats into the cities (rats are
scavengers, like vultures, and are always the last to starve to
death); the sudden increase in the number of cats killing rats broke
the chain necessary to perpetuate the plague.

Man, of course, promptly rewarded the cat for helping to save mankind

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by resuming the feline inquisition right where it had left off. This
persecution didn’t end until well into the twentieth century, when the
various Christian churches finally stopped emphasizing witches and
their familiars, which were almost always cats.

Even in the darkest of dark ages, there were those who loved and
cherished their cats. The numbers of cats painted by the masters over
the centuries clearly shows the cat’s place in society never
completely disappeared. From a purely practical point of view, it is
awfully hard to convince a miller whose loved cat kills the vermin
that eat his grain that said loved cat is a manifestation of the
devil. He just won’t buy it: he can see the good it does, but the
supposed evil is intangible. The loved cat, of course, knows nothing
except that rat and mouse are funny human names for food: good and
evil have no relevance to a cat.

Before leaving the middle ages, mention should be made of the special
relationship between witches and cats, perpetuated to this day in our
Halloween decorations. In the Church-oriented society of the middle
ages life was hard (especially for the serfs). Few people lived past
forty or fifty, and those that did were far older than their years.
Hygiene and medicine then being what they were (or weren’t), life took
its toll in the form of various skin problems, loss of teeth, receding
gums, bent backs, arthritis, rheumatism, lumbago, and a score of other
things. An old man or woman was not the handsome or pretty thing they
were as teenagers.

Since this was a male-oriented society, an old man was often revered
for his acquired knowledge, but an old woman was a useless thing. She
could no longer bear children, carry wood, plow the field, or do any
of the other little fun things of life. Couple this uselessness with
the fact that everybody else was out working all day long, and the
poor crone had nothing to do but sit in a corner of the hovel,
muttering to herself and stroking the cat (who thought this was
great).

Now along comes some idiot who fouls the woman’s front yard
(sanitation was also somewhat lacking), which elicits a glare and a
mumbled epithet from her, as she sits there stroking her cat. The
idiot then stumbles over a stool the next day and breaks his arm.

Since, according to the times, evil befell one as a punishment for sin
or as the result of a curse, obviously the old woman gave him the Evil
Eye and placed a curse upon him, because the idiot is a good God-
fearing man. Elementary! She is a witch and the cat is her familiar.
Many an innocent old woman and her equally innocent cat died because
of just such idiots.

Marvelous Cats

Cats and sailors have a special and unbroken bond stretching back to
the days of the pharoahs. Sailors being the practical men they are,
cats were usually to be found aboard ship. The ship’s cat is a
respected and important member of the crew, charged with rat control,

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and not a pet. So respected is the ship’s cat that mutinies have
occurred because the captain kicked the cat.

Because sea voyages could take weeks, months or even years, the sailor
seldom saw a priest or minister, and developed his own version of the
Faith, which tended to exclude the small details, such as avoiding
profanity, sex, and cats. Cats proliferated at sea, and thus spread
to every seaport in the world, in spite of the Church’s proscription.

In the Far East, the cat arrived twice, via the overland trade routes
and via the sea, and was immediately appreciated for its anti-vermin
qualities.

It was also appreciated for its food value (Moo-goo-gai-kitty with
fried rice!) This was a mixed blessing, for while it meant the cat had
to contend with another cat-eater, it also meant that catmaking would
be an encouraged activity (beef cattle are not an endangered species).

The cat spread rapidly throughout the world, attaining many local
varieties under the intentional or accidental influence of man, and
through possible interbreeding with local wild cats.

In many areas, away from the influence of the Church, the cat obtained
mystical and religious significance. Because of its ability to
survive disaster, the cat is often said to have nine lives — nine is
a mystical number, a trinity of trinities — and is associated with
good luck. The Japanese have the Mi-ke (Three-Fur), or good fortune
cat, a calico, statues of which are all over Japan. The British have
the superstition that if a cat, especially a black cat, crosses your
path, good luck will follow. Our own black cat superstition comes
from the Salem witch hunts, where the poor women’s cats were often
hung with them, leading to the saying the luck of the cat meaning bad
luck. This merged with the imported British black-cat superstition to
change the luck from good to bad.

In Asia, cats were often used in the temples to control mice, who
would otherwise chew on the prayer scrolls, and many became semi-
mystical. The Tibetian lamas revered cats for their patience. In
Siam (now Thailand), the priests bred sacred temple cats, similar to
the Siamese cats of today, but rounder of head and stockier of body,
and with a kink in the tail. The kink has religious significance in
the temples, but has been bred out elsewhere. In Burma, the sacred
temple cats were long-haired Siamese, but with white feet and no kink,
the Birman of today.

Original Cats

Of all the current breeds of cats, the two that have the strongest
claim to being the original domestic cat are the Egyptian Mau and the
Abyssinian. Both have the intermediate body structure and wedge-
shaped head with well-defined facial planes of the African Wildcat.
(The latest trend in modern Abyssinian breeding is to breed for a
small size, but that doesn’t destroy the argument.) Also, both have a
relatively primitive fur structure as compared with other domestic

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cats, and both are definitely traceable to the proper part of the
world.

Egyptian Mau is a spotted tabby, with long legs, slightly longer in
back, giving it a raked appearance and making it very fast: it is
very similar to the African Wildcat with spots instead of stripes. It
strongly resembles the cats seen in many Egyptian temple paintings.

The Abyssinian has an all-agouti rabbit-like coat and a very wild-
looking face, and strongly resembles the cats seen in other temple
paintings.

The probability is that the original cat was a very faintly striped
African Wildcat, such as is found around the edges of the deserts even
today, which was quickly bred into striped, spotted, and all-agouti
varieties by man. There is also strong evidence to show that the cat
was domesticated several times in differing locales, and that the
modern cat is actually a composite of these various early domestics.

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The World According to Student Bloopers
Richard Lederer, St. Paul’s School

One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving
the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together
the following “history of the world” from certifiably genuine student bloopers
collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade through
college level. Read carefully, and you will learn a lot.

The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah
Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the
inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are
cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a
huge triangular cube. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France
and Spain.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,
Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their
children, Cain, once asked, “Am I my brother’s son?” God asked Abraham to
sacrifice Isaac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Isaac, stole his brother’s
birth mark. Jacob was a patriarch who brought up his twelve sons to be
patriarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob’s sons, Joseph, gave
refuse to the Israelites.

Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them
to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without
any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten
Commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought
with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon,
one of David’s sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.

Without the Greeks we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks invented three kinds
of columns – Corinthian, Doric, and Ironic. They also had myths. A myth is a
female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the
River Stynx until he became intollerable. Achilles appears in The Iliad, by
Homer. Homer also wrote The Oddity, in which Penelope was the last hardship
that Ulysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer
but by another man of that name.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice.
They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.

In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw
the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The government of
Athens was democratic because people took the law into their own hands. There
were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high that they couldn’t climb
over to see what their neighbors were doing. When they fought with the
Persians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men.

Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History calls people Romans
because they never stayed in one place for very long. At Roman banquets, the
guests wore garlics in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the
battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he
was going to be made king. Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his
poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames. King Arthur
lived in the Age of Shivery. King Harold mustarded his troops before the
Battle of Hastings. Joan of Arc was cannonized by Bernard Shaw, and victims
of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Finally the Magna Carta
provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

In midevil times most of the people were alliterate. The greatest writer of
the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote
literature. Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an
apple while standing on his son’s head.

The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of their
human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for
selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by
a bull. It was the painter Donatello’s interest in the female nude that made
him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of great invention and
discoveries.

Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure
because he invented cigarettes. Another important invention was the
circulation of blood.

Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper.

The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking
difficult because he had an abbess on his knee. Queen Elizabeth was the
“Virgin Queen.” As a queen she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed
herself before her troops, they all shouted, “hurrah.” Then her navy went out
and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.

The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespear. Shakespear
never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He lived at
Windsor with his merry wives, writing tragedies, comedies, and errors.

In one of Shakespear’s famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by
relieving himself in a long soliloquy. In another, Lady Macbeth tries to
convince Macbeth to kill the King by attacking his manhood. Romeo and Juliet
are an example of a heroic couplet. Writing at the same time as Shakespear
was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John
Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise
Regained.

During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great
navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships
were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe. Later the Pilgrims crossed
the Ocean, and this was known as Pilgrims Progress. When they landed at
Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by the Indians, who came down the hill
rolling their war hoops before them. The Indian squabs carried porpoises on
their backs. Many of the Indian heroes were killed, along with their
cabooses, which proved very fatal to them. The winter of 1680 was a hard one
for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John
Smith was responsible for all this.

One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their
tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without
stamps. During the War, the Red Coats and Paul Revere was throwing balls over
stone walls. The dogs were barking and the peacocks crowing. Finally, the
colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.

Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress.
Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the
Declaration of Independence. Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his
clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. He invented
electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared, “A horse divided against
itself cannot stand.” Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

George Washington married Martha Curtis and in due time became the Father of
Our Country. Then the Constitution the United States was adopted to secure
domestic hostility. Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to
keep bare arms.

Abraham Lincoln became America’s greatest Precedent. Lincoln’s mother died in
infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands.
When Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall silk hat. He said, “In onion
there is strength.” Abraham Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg Address while
traveling from Washington to Gettysburg on the back of an envelope.
Fourteenth Amendment gave ex-Negroes citizenship. But the Clue Clux Clan
would torcher and lynch the ex-Negroes and other innocent victims. It claimed
it represented law and odor. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to
the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture
show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane
actor. This ruined Booth’s career.

Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltare
invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy. Gravity was invented
by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the Autumn, when the apples are
falling off the trees.

Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was
half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large. Bach died
from 1750 to the present. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He
was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when
everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for
this.

France was in a very serious state. The French Revolution was accomplished
before it happened. The Marseillaise was the theme song of the French
Revolution, and it catapulted into Napoleon. During the Napolenonic Wars, the
crowned heads of Europe were tremoling in their shoes. Then the Spanish
gorillas came down from the hills and nipped at Napoleon’s flanks. Napoleon
became ill with bladder problems and was very tense and unrestrained. He
wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she
couldn’t bear children.

The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the
East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She
sat on a thorn for 63 years. Her reclining years and finally the end of her
life were exemplatory of a great personality. Her death was the final event
which ended her reign.

The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and thoughts. The
invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus
McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men.
Samuel Morse invented a code of telepathy. Louis Pasteur discovered a cure
for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the
Species. Madman Curie discovered radium. And Karl Marx became one of the
Marx brothers.

The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a surf,
ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

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From: dave@ratmandu.esd.sgi.com (dave “who can do? ratmandu!” ratcliffe)
Subject: speech by Narayan Desai on Hiroshima Day, August 6, 1992
Message-ID:
Summary: talk given by the son of the man who was Gandhi’s scribe and secretary
Originator: daemon@pencil.cs.missouri.edu
Keywords: liberation from everything nuclear, truth is “classified”
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 15:34:19 GMT
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talk given by the son of the man who was Gandhi’s chief scribe and secretary
for 25 years–who grew up in Gandhi’s ashram–about nuclear power and
weapons and about how their existence is founded on the truth about their
effects on all life and on Mother Earth herself being hidden and classified
and kept from the people so that death dealing material and death producing
industry is able to continue and continue killing and weakening our
spiritual as well as our physical selves.

about the speaker, Narayan Desai:
If you let your imagination run–I let mine run–it’s hard to run far
enough to imagine growing up in Gandhi’s ashram. And Narayan’s father
for 25 years was Gandhi’s chief scribe and secretary. And Narayan grew
up on an ashram with Gandhi, he knew him as a young boy growing up, and
I think it’s fair to say, has tried to live the rest of his life in the
principles and ways that made sense to that early upbringing.

excerpts from (complete speech below) Narayan Desai:
So what I was trying to tell you is, truth is something which the
producers of both nuclear energy and nuclear weapons–and I think they
are two sides of the same coin; they are hands in gloves working
together–truth is something they fear and covet. The money that is
spent on the research for nuclear energy–and it is almost equivalent to
80% of the total money spent on research spent by the central government
–is classified as spent on defense, and so it is not counted when the
price of the electricity would be fixed later on, it is not counted in
that. And when people say we do not want nuclear weapons, it’s easy to
say in parliament, “No, we are doing it only for peace.” So both these
two different things help each other . . . And they fear truth.

. . . We asked for a very simple thing. In fact we were invited by
these people in order to prove that “atoms for peace” were actually
peaceful. And we just asked them to show us the health records of their
workers. And their answer was a typical answer: “Sir, we can’t give
you these records because it is classified information.” That’s the
word that they have borrowed from the defense department.

Classified information . . . something to be hidden from your enemies.
Not from your own people–not from the parents of those workers who
were working there or their relatives . . . but classified information.
Truth is classified. . . .

So I think truth is the weapon with which Hiroshima can be fought, with
which nuclear power plants or nuclear “testing” can be banned. The
president can still ban the resolution [unclear] that has been passed.
He can do it. But if the people come out with the truth, it may not be
so easy for him to veto it especially having in view the elections
coming in November. . . .

So we have to fight that nonviolent struggle by some kind of . . .
creative activity. It is an activity where you try to put, instead of
the two incentives which are always being used by us, those incentives
which can change, or which can move things. Instead of two old
incentives, Gandhi tried to put two new incentives. The old incentives
are very well known. Very often we practice it at home. [unclear]
Those are very much practiced in the society at large.

The first incentive, the old incentive, is that of fear; and the other
is that of greed. It is on these two incentives that people think the
world can move. The whole of the capitalist society is built on the
incentive of greed. The whole of the dictatorial structures were built
on fear. And Gandhi tried to give two new incentives instead of these
two incentives. Instead of the mother saying to the child, if you do
such and such thing which she pleases, I will give you an ice cream or
chocolate or something, that’s greed; and if the child does not agree
with that, oh let papa come, he will give you a big thrashing, that is
fear. So it’s there very much in the family. It can be there in the
large human family of nations. We have seen enough of that.

Instead of that, Gandhi gave those two incentives which sound to be very
simple, but can be quite difficult. . . . The two incentives of sharing
and caring. Instead of greed, share; instead of fear, or instead of
threaten, [unclear] care. Sharing and caring. So these two incentives
come as two alternatives suggested by Gandhi.

from m.a.p.:

Article: 6521 of misc.activism.progressive
From: Don Fong
Subject: speech by Narayan Desai
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 20:14:29 GMT
Lines: 386

A couple of weeks ago a Mr. Narayan Desai gave a very impressive and inspiring
talk about Gandhi, nonviolence, and the anti-nuclear movement in India.

________________________________________________________________________

SPEECH BY NARAYAN DESAI
AUGUST 6 (HIROSHIMA DAY) 1992
GRACE METHODIST CHURCH, SANTA CRUZ, CA

Transcribed by Don Fong from a tape
provided by the Resource Center for Nonviolence.

NOTES:
[editorial notes]
________________________________________________________________________

SCOTT KENNEDY:
We’re really privileged to have Narayan Desai speak with us this
evening. Our relationship with Narayan and the Resource Center goes
back, I think it’s fair to say, several decades, through his work with
Peace Brigades International, which is an attempt to apply Gandhian
principles to the international situations, and national situations of
conflict. And also through the War Resisters, the War Resisters League
and War Resisters International.

Probably most of you heard today, the Senate passed a resolution to
abolish nuclear testing, to at least suspend it for 9 months starting in
October. An unprecedented act by the United States Senate. This came
on Hiroshima Day. Maybe it’s some small sign that our culture is
finally able to look at some of the conflicts in which we live and work.

When I stopped at the Resource Center this afternoon there was a
message, in the message book that said, “Please tell Narayan that he’s
not able to be here tonight because of an urgent meeting, but that Cesar
Chavez had planned to come this evening to hear Narayan speak, and he
regrets that he’s not able to be with us tonight.” So of course, we
regret that too. It’s quite a testimony to Narayan that Chavez had
planned to join us this evening.

If you let your imagination run–I let mine run–it’s hard to run
far enough to imagine growing up in Gandhi’s ashram. And Narayan’s
father for 25 years was Gandhi’s chief scribe and secretary. And
Narayan grew up on an ashram with Gandhi, he knew him as a young boy
growing up, and I think it’s fair to say, has tried to live the rest of
his life in the principles and ways that made sense to that early
upbringing.

And if you look at Narayan’s biography, it has this kind of full scope
of Gandhian nonviolence: he’s been working on issues of basic education;
how to educate young people, in the culture that involves work, right
livelihood, proper leisure and so on, to “shantisena” (SHAN-TI-SENA) the
Gandhi peace army, how can nonviolent activists really deal with internal
communal strife, and international situations and conflicts, monitoring
the Indian government, as it drifted towards fascism, even, how to build
people’s communities, and people’s committees that would be some kind of
antidote to the centralization of power in the states, to the experiments
with Peace Brigades International, opposing India’s nuclear power
program. I mean, he’s seen it all. And it’s a real privilege for him to
be able to speak with us tonight, and for us to benefit from him.

Currently Narayan is the founder and director of the Institute for Total
Revolution, which supports the fundamental Gandhian core principles.
And Narayan will speak [unclear] and there will be an opportunity for
questions and answers and feedback. [unclear]

________________________________________________________________________

NARAYAN DESAI:
Good friends: When Scott Kennedy was introducing me, I was thinking all
the while, what person he was talking about? . . .

To me this day is the day for turning the searchlight within. Not to
feel guilty . . . not to feel any hatred . . . but to pledge or commit
ourselves not to make same kinds of blunders that we did 47 years ago.
And I say “we” because partly all of us are responsible for Hiroshima.

I lived with a man who made many mistakes in his life. But he had the
courage to announce them to the world, and he had the perseverance to
try to not to make those mistakes again. That was perhaps the only
difference between him and us. We also commit mistakes, but we try to
hide them, and if our mistakes are known, we hardly try to . . . to
improve.

I’m going to share with you some of my reflections, beginning with a
mistake that we made early in the 50s and beginning of 60s. We in India
were thinking about “atoms for peace”. This is a slogan which is still
very current in many parts of the world. And we thought that India will
never have a bomb, but India can use the nuclear technology for peaceful
purposes like making electricity and using it for industrialization. We
have now come to realize that it was a mistake, perhaps a blunder
greater than Hiroshima. Hiroshima was a blunder which was obvious.
People could see that.

But 6 years ago, when we bicycled from my place–which is a small
village on the western coast of India–to Ravapata, a place about
a thousand kilometers north of us in Rajasthan where there are nuclear
power plants constructed with the help of Canadian technology.

When we were going there, just before we could reach that place, every
day we used to meet people in the villages. And that day it was a turn
of my daughter–who is a medical doctor–to explain to the
villagers about the hazards of radiation. After the meeting was over,
she was asked to address a separate, private meeting of women of that
village and we were taken to a well which was some distance away from
the village, and a completely illiterate person was showing me the way
to the well. And this man said to me, very seriously–he did not
know that the person who spoke at the meeting was my daughter; he had
never heard anything about the power plant before, which was about 4 or
5 miles away from his place; he had not heard about the hazards til
then; but in a very straightforward way he said–“Sir, what the lady
was saying is right.” It was almost like giving a certificate: “What
the lady was saying is right.” So I was a bit surprised. I said,
“What did she say, and what was right in what she said?” He said that
she was saying that the radiation is going to affect the small animals
first. “And I am a witness to the fact that before this nuclear power
plant was built we had 5000 goats in our village and we do not have even
a hundred goats living in our village anymore. And there has not been
any butchering. It’s just because of reasons we did not understand.
But she is right.” He was convinced of it. So when I met my daughter,
I said, please keep your eyes open and you might find things which we
did not expect. We were just speaking from what we had read in the books.

And it was between 115 to 120 degrees of heat. We were going on a
bicycle, and we stopped at one place to drink some fresh water.
These students of our institute, which is a training institute for
nonviolent workers–I sometimes find Americans are scared by the word
“revolution”, they were not scared 300 years ago . . .
[unclear]–but it’s an institution for nonviolent volunteers. And
they were also in the cycle march, and they had their packs which had
a symbol which says “liberation from everything nuclear”, and they had
fancy dresses which had slogans. Anti-nuclear slogans [unclear] all
about on their clothes. And so that attracted many people from that
village where we were drinking the water.

About 50 people just surrounded us only to have a look at these queer
sort of fellows with these dresses which they had never seen before.
And they were watching while my daughter was trying to see them closely.
And the first thing that she noticed was that in this crowd of about 50,
about 12 or 13 men, women, and children had big tumors over the body.
Some had very clearly on the head, some had on the feet, and then she
started asking questions. They gave different replies, but one reply
was common among them all: that every one had this tumor at least 7
years after the nuclear power plant was established. Very critical,
only after that. None of them had any such disease before that. So we
thought, this is something serious.

So we talked about that when we went to the actual place where the
nuclear power plant is situated. And there one of them said, “You must
visit another village, and visit a family, that’s the family of the
washer man who washes the clothes of the workers who are engaged in the
nuclear power plant.” So she went there and these clothes are only
low-level nuclear radiation if at all. She went there, and there the
wife of this washer man had given birth to a child who was crippled.
So my daughter examined her, and she said, “Well, I’m very sorry about
you, but this sometimes happens. This is not absolutely new, sometimes
it happens.” So this woman who had just delivered a child 3 or 4 days
ago, she said, “Yes, that is true, my neighbor also had had similar
[unclear] delivery. and that was a neighbor just 3 houses away from
her. And when she visited that house, that woman said, “No, there is
one more in this same street.” And the streets of villages are not
very long. Three cases of abnormal childbirth in a space of some 12 or
15 houses. And this . . . shocked us.

And the only thing we said to the public through news media was,–it
was an appeal from my daughter, as a doctor–that this place should
be surveyed, just for the health purposes. But the successors of the
bomb-burst of Hiroshima, are afraid of one thing, and that one thing is
truth. They would never like truth to come out.

We went to another power plant in the south, which is the oldest power
plant, which was prepared with the help of U.S. aid, at Tarapur. And
they need about 250 workers to work on that. And on the whole through
all these years they have employed ten thousand laborers, because after
a certain period, those who were working inside the plant were just
dismissed. And people did not know what happened to them. We asked for
a very simple thing. In fact we were invited by these people in order
to prove that “atoms for peace” were actually peaceful. And we just
asked them to show us the health records of their workers. And their
answer was a typical answer: “Sir, we can’t give you these records
because it is classified information.” That’s the word that they have
borrowed from the defense department.

Classified information . . . something to be hidden from your enemies.
Not from your own people–not from the parents of those workers who
were working there or their relatives . . . but classified information.
Truth is classified.

The nuclear energy commission in India is not responsible to the
parliament. The budget of the nuclear commission is not passed by the
parliament. It is only the prime minister who is responsible for that.
It’s easy either to convince or to deceive one person rather than 525
persons. So that is how the law has been made. We do not have the law
which gives information to every citizen of India, to find facts about it.

So what I was trying to tell you is, truth is something which the
producers of both nuclear energy and nuclear weapons–and I think
they are two sides of the same coin; they are hands in gloves working
together–truth is something they fear and covet. The money that is
spent on the research for nuclear energy–and it is almost equivalent
to 80% of the total money spent on research spent by the central
government–is classified as spent on defense, and so it is not
counted when the price of the electricity would be fixed later on, it is
not counted in that. And when people say we do not want nuclear weapons,
it’s easy to say in parliament, “No, we are doing it only for peace.”
So both these two different things help each other. And that’s why I
say–well, I can talk about this for long periods but that’s not my
subject–but they are parts of the same coin. And they fear truth.

So I think truth is the weapon with which Hiroshima can be fought, with
which nuclear power plants or nuclear “testing” can be banned. The
president can still ban the resolution [unclear] that has been passed.
He can do it. But if the people come out with the truth, it may not be
so easy for him to veto it especially having in view the elections
coming in November.

I have to some extent tasted that strength of the people’s truth. If
you go to the eastern coast of India–and I am going to tell you
stories only from India. I am a stranger to your situation, first of
all, and I don’t feel myself competent to talk about your problems, at
least not in details. And I would also like to share some of my
experiences as a citizen who sometimes feels he’s entrapped in this
system which thrives on untruth and violence, and that this system is
not restricted to one country alone. But still I’m going to restrict
myself to experiences in India.

If you go to the eastern coast of India, there’s a state called
Orissa which is one of the smaller states of India. Well, it is
about 350 million people, but it’s still one of the smaller states of
India. . . . And there the government of India–I don’t know who had
this original idea, but he must be something more than a poet to have
that original idea–to construct a ballistic missiles base on land
which is very fertile and to have a ballistic missile base on the
eastern coast of India. It would need some time to find out which is
the enemy which they are facing, unless of course they are thinking of
Bangladesh as the potential enemy, which is both smaller in size and
smaller in weapons . . . much smaller, no comparison with India. But
the base which goes on for miles together, on very fertile land, that
is what was envisaged. And the people of Orissa–men, women, and
children–like one man decided that we are not going to allow them to
construct this missile base at Balyapal. We’ll just say no to them.

And I think the only lesson that Gandhi taught us was to say no: no to
injustice; no to exploitation; no to colonization. These people said:
no to missile base.

Fortunately for them, there is only one road leading to this place, and
they blocked it. Blocked it just with one . . . bar. But then there
were living bars behind her. Thousands of people just stood there for
the first few days. And then they later on said, we will keep a day
and night vigilance, and they organized their own method of
communication, and that was using what we call shankh or conch, the
shell. When they saw a government jeep coming from a distance, they
would just blow a shell. And people in the surrounding parts and then
surrounding villages and then from distance villages would reciprocate
by blowing more conchs and all of them would come back together.

For 7 and a half hears not one representative of the government has been
able to put his or her step on that land. And it is this year, early
this year, that the government of India declared that they had finally
abandoned the idea of creating a missile base there, after 7 and a half
years.

This happened because of the power of the people. And we were witnesses
to the fact that the power of the people can only be nonviolent power.
Because we know for certain with our own experience that those who hold
the power of the state, or the power of money, are far better equipped
about violence than the people. They have more weapons, far superior
than perhaps the stones that the people can use, or sometimes the sticks
that they can use, but they have much superior weapons. They have much
better training. Although I happen to be a nonviolent trainer, I know
their training is much better in their own line. And they have far more
experience of violence than we people have. So I am convinced that the
power of the people can be only that of nonviolence. Violence can not
be the power of the people. If it is the power of the people, then
perhaps they would kill each other.

So what I was trying to say, was that thinking about how to overcome–if
I can say, the forces of Hiroshima, or forces of death, or forces of
violence–it is the forces of life which have to come together and which
have to try to say no to violence, no to injustice, and not stop with
that.

I really often say, when there is sometimes discussions–and I find that
there is much more of that kind of discussion in the west, than in the
east–whether nonviolence is a way of life, or nonviolence is a
technique of life. And I think it’s both. Because if we have
nonviolence only as a philosophy, without the technique, nonviolence
will be diminished. And if we have nonviolence only as a technique,
without the philosophy, the nonviolence will be misguided. One is like
the steering wheel in a car, and the other is like the gas in it. One
gives it strength, the other gives it direction. We need both. So
nonviolence has to be comprehensive. It has to be the technique as well
as the philosophy of life that goes behind nonviolence. I cannot think
of both these two things separated. But there are sometimes these
debates.

But when he [previous speaker?] was talking to you about death, I was
going to get back to one small statement of mine. [unclear] At the
conference of the War Resisters’ League that they had last week in
[unclear . . . Eugene ?], I said, “Nonviolence or nonviolent revolution
begins at home.” But then immediately I followed that by saying, “But
it does not stop at home.” It has to reach wider horizons until it can
reach the horizons of the planet. Because I see that the violence which
has been committed between men in Hiroshima, was not violence only on
human beings, but it was also violence on the planet. And to me, the
very definition of nonviolence is harmony. Harmony within oneself;
harmony with fellow human beings; and harmony with mother nature.

I’m saying “mother nature” because that’s the Hindi term. When in Hindi
we use the word, we do not say Prakriti(PRA-KREE-TEE) but we say
Prakriti-Mata (PRA-KREE-TEE MAA-TAA) which means “mother nature”. When
we say “earth” we do not say “earth”, we say “mother earth”. This
applies even to rivers. Well, but the rivers have one more adjective.
They say loka-mata which means mother of the people. So in that sense,
the rivers are even more venerated.

But what I was trying to say, that the violence is much more extensive
than we usually think when we are thinking about wars. The violence
begins with ourselves, when we suppress or sometimes oppress ourselves.
So we have to get over that, and that can be achieved only through some
kind of creative–and I think even there Gandhi had something to give
as a message.

In his idea about of education, I think the three focal points were:
first of all, freedom in schools, many were talking about praying in
schools; freedom to love; and self-expression. These were the three
focal points of Gandhi’s way of education. And I think self-expression
not only is good for the children–and it is definitely good for the
children–but also for us adults who sometimes have to fight a struggle
within ourselves, an ongoing fight very often.

So we have to fight that nonviolent struggle by some kind of . . .
creative activity. It is an activity where you try to put, instead of
the two incentives which are always being used by us, those incentives
which can change, or which can move things. Instead of two old
incentives, Gandhi tried to put two new incentives. The old incentives
are very well known. Very often we practice it at home. [unclear]
Those are very much practiced in the society at large.

The first incentive, the old incentive, is that of fear; and the other
is that of greed. It is on these two incentives that people think the
world can move. The whole of the capitalist society is built on the
incentive of greed. The whole of the dictatorial structures were built
on fear. And Gandhi tried to give two new incentives instead of these
two incentives. Instead of the mother saying to the child, if you do
such and such thing which she pleases, I will give you an ice cream or
chocolate or something, that’s greed; and if the child does not agree
with that, oh let papa come, he will give you a big thrashing, that is
fear. So it’s there very much in the family. It can be there in the
large human family of nations. We have seen enough of that.

Instead of that, Gandhi gave those two incentives which sound to be very
simple, but can be quite difficult. . . . The two incentives of sharing
and caring. Instead of greed, share; instead of fear, or instead of
threaten, [unclear] care. Sharing and caring. So these two incentives
come as two alternatives suggested by Gandhi.

And when we think about this present situation, and when I was
reflecting on what was being read [earlier in service], I thought I
should share with you some of the thoughts that came to my mind, instead
of going through this note that I had prepared, I thought I should think
aloud with you and with his [one of the organizers?] permission, I want
to end with a song.

You said, no music, don’t consider it to be a music, just part of my
prayers. But I’m going to sing to you a song which was written the day
after Hiroshima day, on hearing the news of Hiroshima, by a friend of
mine. The song is in Gujarati (GOO-JA-RA-TEE) my language, Gandhi’s
language. But I think it’s quite expressive. And . . . I think I will
be permitted if I don’t translate. I’ll just sing it. And that’s how
I would like to close my talk.

One word I should translate for you, That’s the crucial word: shanti.
shanti is peace. Many of you know the word. But here in this song the
refrain is shanti karu: let there be peace, let there be peace, let
there be peace. That’s the refrain. And the prayer is to the lord
of life, Jivana (JEE-VA-NA).

[several mins of singing]

[end of tape]

—
daveus rattus

yer friendly neighborhood ratman

KOYAANISQATSI

ko.yaa.nis.qatsi (from the Hopi Language) n. 1. crazy life. 2. life
in turmoil. 3. life out of balance. 4. life disintegrating.
5. a state of life that calls for another way of living.

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