Your Mom’s So Fat, When She Dances, It’s Called “the Waddle.”

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Your Mom’s So Fat That When She Goes To A Water Park, People Use Her As A Waterslide

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Your Mom’s So Fat, When She Wears A Swimsuit, It’s Considered A Form Of Body Armor.

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Plants Started Moving Away From Your Fat Mom’s House

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Your Fat Mom Has An Itchy Ballsack

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When Your Mom Wakes Up, People Gather Together To Witness The Eclipse

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Your Mom Used To Be Thin But Inflation Made Her Fat

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Your Mom’s So Fat, I Can’t Wrap My Mind Around It

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Thank You For Your Answer. We Are Very Grateful To Have Your Mother On Our Side.

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Your Mom’s So Fat, Not Even Ancient Egyptians Can Pull That

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Your Mom’s So Fat, CAT Upgraded Their Cranes

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Your Mom’s So Fat She Worships The Burger Shrine

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We Regret To Inform You That Your Mom Is Fat

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Your Mom’s So Fat She Sunk The Titanic

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Your Mom’s Caught Somewhere In Time, Not Artistically But Because She’s Stuck

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Your Møm” So Fat The Michelin Man Went Bankrupt

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Your Mom Created Flat Earth

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Your Mom’s So Fat She Keeps Them Country Roads Flat

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Your Mom’s So Fat, She Directly Competes With Planet X

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Your Mom Is Somewhere With The Other Mountains-.

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