We Treat The Mobster With The Lobster

Some Lobster Restaurant

Bis Zum Ableben Abheben

Vodafone

Y’all Gonna Faint From All The Paint, But In The End I’m Not A Saint

A nice slogan for your job as a painter.

Schneller Als George Knaussen Bringen Wir Den Gestank Wieder Nach Draussen

Geruchsentfernung Meier

The Urge To Say Some Random Shit? Drop It Here, Let’s Deal With It.

For BC

We Bring The Maskies To The Caskies

Some belated weirdo thought way after the plandemic

Before We Get Drafted We Keep It Handcrafted

We Don’t Take For Granted The Place We Just Rented

My Name Is Da Tim Wakebeat And I Make The Best Breakbeat

Are you waiting for inflammation markers to rise?
Why even bother drinking beer when i could do something completely different.

We Get Drunk And Stinky When We Stroll Through Helsinki

In Da Ausführung Schmächtig Aber In Der Aufspürung Mächtig

Detektei

Besser In Pemen Yennen Als In Yemen Pennen

We Thank You For Your Message And Watch You Stretch Your Passage

We Keep You Posted Until The File Is Hosted

We keep you posted until the corn is roasted
We keep you posted until the bread is toasted
We keep you posted until our asses get ghosted
We break the toast code
We keep you toasted

The Toads Are Here Until The Roads Are Clear

We’re Brainful And Not Just Painful

We Went From Cock Holders To Stock Holders

We’re Either Hiss Pappy Or Piss Happy

We Break Into Banks And Rise Up The Ranks

This is a humor website

Um 15 Uhra Is Da Pedro A Schwule Hura

We Grip On Rooms And Trip On Shrooms

idk

We Break The Cycle By Rooting For Michael

We Slap Hoes And Clap Foes

We Jump Headfirst With Scooters And Hump Quantum Computers

Next Time It’s Flex Time

We Pull Out The Toy Before We Seek And Destroy

Fuckin’ paintball and lightsaber maniacs

Godforsaken Six Pounds Of Bacon

Some hardcore tits and butter grill

We Make No Sound And Stand Around

Kensington junkies

We Chase Vamps By Fixing Lamps

Lamp Repair company?

We Get Our Spleen Torn From Teen Porn