Tag: Quests

Bake Some Nice Cookies For You And Your Friends

You have already taken over East Mongolia and now it is time to take a break and serve your loved ones some god damn cookies. You can stay within that atmosphere for up to 12 hours, after that it is time to get out there and kick some ass.

Eat Salad With Tortoise Nigga

Salad is good for you and tortoises. This is your chance to eat salad hands-free of the same salad the tortoise is eating. Enjoy the salad and quiet tortoise crunching big salad leaves, no onions or vinegar. The toirtoise will stop eating in 243:24:159 years and seconds.

Do Not Toucha This Bear’s Spaghet!

To ensure trust and safety within the Three Bears family, you have been tasked to not toucha the spaghet that is resting on the table. YOu must also protect the spaghet against others who want to touch it, and hold on to defending it for as long as possible. The bear with the green shirt has not fully specified what the punishment would be for the person who touched above spaghet and will come back into the room on 10. 09. 2023. Then we will see if the spaghet was really left untouched.

Live As If Every Day Was Your Last

Can you complete the challenge? To live as if every day was your last?… can you do the things you always wanted to do right now?… can you squeeze the lemon of life? Try it now and you will see it is not for the sissies!

Free Gator Will

Gator Will done fucked up again. He violated all the laws of the State of Florida multiple times and he has been warranted the Death Penalty.


“Free my Gator Will, he ain’t bit nothing'”

to convince the judge that Will is truly innocent.

End Date is 23. September 2023.

The bail is 100 unique posts.

Bring Steve His Hatebreed Album

My nigga Steve left his Hatebreed album at the local S&M dungeon.

To make it to the bar, you have to fight 10 demons in the way to get in there.

The end date is 23.10. 2022.

if you don’t get his album on time, his ears will create wormhole portals so strong that they will suck the whole world as we know into them.

Good luck.

Find His Girlfriend

This Cacaw has lost his girlfriend.

He said that she left him but we don’t believe him.

She still owes him 3x Banggood Sandals so we assume there has been some kind of theft going on.

The end date is 23.09.2022.

He will make the loudest “cacaw” in the universe to tell you that the quest was incomplete.
It can be heard around 25 miles outside of San Antonio, TX