Tag: height

The Height Of ________ Is..

Height of
honesty : Pregnant woman paying 1.5 times the fare.

noise : Skeletons making love on a tin roof.

Unemployment : Cobwebs in a hookers cunt

Heights : Having an erection on the summit of Mt. Everest.

irritation : hanging from a cliff with an ant on your balls

pain: sliding on a blade using your balls as brakes

fashion : baggy condoms

stupidity : a person looking through the keyhole of a glass door

sophistication : a baby drinking milk from it’s mother’s breasts
with a straw

courage : in bed with your neighbour’s wife and asking him to
shut the door

revenge : a bastard working in a condom factory, making holes

possesiveness : constipation !!

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