Doctor,

I showered my ass and i feel a little bit of pain. Is it bad when water gets inside there? I’m worried my anus will grow a tree or something. I have the urge to stretch my ass out and hold it against the end of a vacuum cleaner. Maybe air dry it. I apoligize for the obscene wording, but it is what it is. I don’t like water being stuck in my asshole. I come from a small town of 3ngl4nd and i have never dealt much with asshole issues before. When it comes to constipation, i usually look forward for excessive farting because i truly believe it “cleans the pipes”. My name is Antonio. I was known for repairing Rubik’s Cubes, but now i’m unemployed and a double agent. I can’t tell much more about my life because i’m a double agent. I have nothing to do with dogs and i’m currently having an epic battle in the dream world, so i don’t have more than than 10-15 minutes because i have to go sleep and return to my allied forces. I am looking forward for your answer. Should i avoid washing my ass in the future? Thanks

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