Of all the creatures, you chose to eat duck. Let’s talk. What do you like about ducks? Why do you eat ducks? Aren’t ducks awesome? What’s that duck meat like? Ducks have personality. I mean, chickens too, but ducks are something else. They swim in the water. They mind their own business. Ducks like bread. Why don’t you throw bread to ducks? I don’t understand it. Ducks are peaceful. Ducks have a rounded beak. Ducks are cool. You can’t just eat ducks. It’s not cool. It’s not like you did something. You cook duck? Unbelievable. Leave the ducks alone. Don’t leave them in the grocery store freezers. Throw them back in the water. Yeah, we can discuss chickens, but first you need to explain why you eat ducks.
