Programming languages have all sorts of expressions and logic. However, you gotta keep it real with the syntax. That’s why Code G is keepin it 100.

So check it out. This is the world of G: The Gangsta Programming Language coming to life: a digital realm where curly brackets are blinged-out and semicolons are the ultimate sign of disrespect.*

# <bling>Big Ass Header</bling>: Introducing G: The Gangsta Programming Language

Welcome to the streets of Silicon Valley, where code is king and the only thing that matters is keeping it real. G: The Gangsta Programming Language is here to revolutionize the game, bringing the raw, unfiltered power of the streets to the fingertips of developers everywhere.

## What the F is G?

G is the brainchild of a programmer who was tired of the straight-laced, corporate bullshit that's been holding us back for centuries. It's a language that says "fuck you" to the constraints of HTML and "see ya later" to the pretentiousness of Python. G keeps it 100, all the time.

### Features

#### `border: straight up (n shit)`

G doesn't do curves, son. If you want a border, it's gotta be straight up and down. No fancy CSS shit, just raw, unfiltered lines that don't mess around.

#### `display: nah`

Why show something when you can tell the computer to just say "nah"? G's display property is like telling your screen to chill out and not bother with all that pesky rendering.

#### `<bling>bling text</bling>`

In G, we don't just have `<span>` tags, we've got `<bling>` tags. Make your text pop with some serious shine, because why not? You're a gangsta, your code should sparkle.

#### `if (you_got_money) { do_the_damn_thing }`

G's logic is all about keeping it real. If you've got the cash, you can do whatever you want. No need for all those pesky "else" clauses.

#### `.40caliber { font-size: 40px; color: red; }`

G's got style, and it ain't afraid to show it. The `.40caliber` class is for when you need to make a serious impact. Like, "Back away from the keyboard before I code you a new face" serious.

#### `function get_money() { return "cha-ching"; }`

Because in the world of G, that's all that really matters. Money, power, and the code that brings it all together.

For loops, we got `<cycle>` 'cause that's how we ride through the neighborhood, over and over, 'til the break of dawn.

And functions? We call 'em <flows> 'cause they're as smooth as a fresh rap freestyle. So you'd have something like this:

<flows name="myFlow">
   <cycle>
      <bling text="Keep it real, keep it G!" />
      <bling text="Coding is for ballers only!" />
   </cycle>
</flows>

Or you can straight up use it like this:

flows dropTheBeat($tempo, $instrument) {
    play("$instrument", "$tempo bpm", "Your rhymes here");
}

So, you think you can hang with the big dogs in the hood of coding? Prove it by throwing down some G code. Keep it tight, keep it fly, and don’t forget to drop that bass. G: The Gangsta Programming Language – it’s not just for the streets anymore, it’s the code of the streets like my man Guru said.

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