You wake up in the morning to take a piss. You look around and wonder what the world is up to after this sunrise. You flush the toilet, wash your hands and return to your living room where you start to brew good old coffee. As you stand there in your slippers and your hands around your hips, you gaze upon the calendar on your wall with a daydreaming stare. You feel like you are open to try something entirely new today: Start worshipping Satan. Once in the morning, once at noon, and once in the evening. Find a sufficient space at home where you can unfold your worshipping ritual, but make sure to acquire the right tools and knowledge to really get into it. Give the black cat in your neighborhood a quick wink so it knows you are new to the club. And remember that you are not doing this because you should, but because you can.
