Cockatoos may be visible to the eye, but they don’t exist: Why cockatoos dwell in a different dimension and what they think about it.
For many years there have been debates about cockatoos and if they really exist. Cockatoos are usually highly camouflaged white birds that unassumingly forage through different kinds of grasslands, but where do they come from – and where do they go?
Jack Brack, founder of the Cockatoo Existence Phenomena Insitute, says that this situation is much more complicated than expected. While other birds are fully materialized and within the visible spectrum, cockatoos are somewhat “dimension jumpers”. They seem to be here, but only when someone believes it. In reality, not even thermal cameras can pick up cockatoos. There is however one of many illusional cockatoos that defies all reality…
Although it has long been doubted, it is now safe to say that this cockatoo really exists:
Cockatoo “WR6X2” has been fed with Golden Tree Seeds and did not shy away from talking to us. Upon verbal contact, WR6X2 handed over his certificate of existence and showed us his nest. His parents downloaded a special mixture of earth data and decided to fully materialize him with 12 elements, making him the only cockatoo that really exists. WR6X2 knows about being permanently asked about what other cockatoos do, but even he does not know for sure. In fact, he does not have any contact with illusional cockatoos.
As WR6X2 blissfully forages through the grasses of Brisbane, other hologram cockatoos will never understand his legacy.
