These quests are text-based and fictional, so the choices are limitless and silly as they should be. QuestsallQuestsWatch An Entire Porn Movie Without Getting A Boner (and Beating It)Open questGet High, Watch A Documentary About Horses.Open questGo To The Extremes.Open questWorship Satan 3 Times A Day. Not Because You Should, But Because You Can.Open questBring Packets And Packets Of Salvia Divinorum To The PardeyOpen questWin A Game, And Actually Make Chicken Dinner.Open quest Previous1…123…5Next