These quests are text-based and fictional, so the choices are limitless and silly as they should be. QuestsallQuestsWatch An Entire Porn Movie Without Getting A Boner (and Beating It)Open quest Get High, Watch A Documentary About Horses.Open quest Go To The Extremes.Open quest Worship Satan 3 Times A Day. Not Because You Should, But Because You Can.Open quest Bring Packets And Packets Of Salvia Divinorum To The PardeyOpen quest Win A Game, And Actually Make Chicken Dinner.Open quest Previous1…123…5Next