– Acquire a good, handheld camera – eventually two (for steady/still shots).
– Get a medical check for STD’s. Make a grand entrance at your doctor’s office.
– Set up a clean room with minimal furniture – mainly a wide bed and a soft carpet.
– Create your overly frivolous social media persona and a website with a paid, membership-based video listing service. Create a page for free video previews and a section of equal-sized portraits of the chicks you will fuck.
– Find a stoic dude who puts 110% into camera work who has his mind somewhere else. Don’t recruit a pervert – he will try to overtake your production over time.
– Sent out pre-made messages like: “Hi, i’m xxx and i just created my own adult video production. I’m looking for hot chicks like you who are into some real horny stuff like pussy fucking, blowjobs, and more. You can add your own ideas, too. I might make myself bankrupt by paying you maybe 200-300 per session, but it will be totally worth it. Are you interested?”
– Deal with zero responses and getting blocked, ridiculed or screenshotted by the truly hot chicks, but be prepared for agreements of older women who have a bigger ass than your entire chest and are most likely trafficked romanian ex-whores who will make you feel nastier than the lowest cigarette bud in your ashtray.
– Nervously meet and greet your potential actress and realize that you headed way too quick into this endeavor. Be pushed into this sin nevertheless and accept your fate.
– Approach your “studio” with her and explain why you are the master of disaster. Telepathically guide your camera buddy to turn on the device and watch you make a complete fool of yourself. Explain that you are still a virgin and that you might need some guidance during the actions that will soon happen.
– Free yourself from the pieces of clothing that bother you and give the woman time to prepare.
– Nervously twitch when she touches your sensitive area. Feel the cold air of reality on your skin and realize some kind of foreplay is necessary to ‘warm up’. Improvise.
– Walk back and forth after certain touches, then say: “Fuck, sorry, i can’t do this.”
– Earn your glance of awkward silence and disdain. Try to remember what you actually wanted to do in life.
– Instruct your camera guy to turn off the camera and pull your clothes back on your body. Let the woman initiate a grand exit while you hand over the 200 bucks anyway because while adding that you’re “at least fair”.
– Dissolve your production in the same night and enjoy the boost of confidence. Think pure thoughts and try to change your profession to gardening, programming or community service etc.
– Delete your online persona for recruitment, fire your camera guy and become a completely new person.
– Do not tell your friends. You are not ready to become that kind of legend yet.
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