Better To Be Goated Than To Be Bloated

We Turnin Bitches Instead Of Burning Bridges

Besser In Den Gritt Zu Schreifen Als In Den Schritt Zu Greifen

We Make Grave Mistakes In A Brave World And Make Brave Mistakes In A Grave World

Ok ? I think that sums it up pretty clearly

Besser Gottes Kraft Als Krottes Gaft

Better Plymouth Than A Drymouth

Besser Longplay Als Dongplay

We Let The Hash Burn In Ashburn

Besser Mit Vieren Zu Ticken Als Mit Tieren Zu Ficken

Was auch immer

Wir Braten Berner Wiaschtl Mit Werner Biaschtl

The Only Cock Better Than A Chicken Cock Is Aifred Hitchcock

That's what they say in parallal universe #7

We Treat The Mobster With The Lobster

Some Lobster Restaurant

Bis Zum Ableben Abheben

Vodafone

Y’all Gonna Faint From All The Paint, But In The End I’m Not A Saint

A nice slogan for your job as a painter.

Schneller Als George Knaussen Bringen Wir Den Gestank Wieder Nach Draussen

Geruchsentfernung Meier

The Urge To Say Some Random Shit? Drop It Here, Let’s Deal With It.

For BC

We Bring The Maskies To The Caskies

Some belated weirdo thought way after the plandemic

Before We Get Drafted We Keep It Handcrafted

We Don’t Take For Granted The Place We Just Rented

My Name Is Da Tim Wakebeat And I Make The Best Breakbeat

Are you waiting for inflammation markers to rise?
Why even bother drinking beer when i could do something completely different.

We Get Drunk And Stinky When We Stroll Through Helsinki

In Da Ausführung Schmächtig Aber In Der Aufspürung Mächtig

Detektei

Besser In Pemen Yennen Als In Yemen Pennen

We Thank You For Your Message And Watch You Stretch Your Passage

We Keep You Posted Until The File Is Hosted

We keep you posted until the corn is roasted
We keep you posted until the bread is toasted
We keep you posted until our asses get ghosted
We break the toast code
We keep you toasted

The Toads Are Here Until The Roads Are Clear

We’re Brainful And Not Just Painful

We Went From Cock Holders To Stock Holders

We’re Either Hiss Pappy Or Piss Happy

We Break Into Banks And Rise Up The Ranks

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