Boredom Central (Initially “Letter Swap Library”) is a nonsense site of linguistic art for the sake of expressing language. It’s a verbal wonderland of chaotic minds and no context. Also, it is like a container for tourettes, schizophrenia, ADHD and excess creativity, because existence and the universe is a joke and no one cares in the first place. No one cares about this site, and that’s what makes it so good. With tens of thousands of entries, this site is to catch all sorts of bullshit here without judgement.

Easy: Change the letters of any words in a way that makes them sound the opposite. For example, “Big Chicken” becomes “Chig Bicken”, or “Coffee Machine” becomes “Moffee Cachine”. Now, you can turn the entire vocabulary of the world upside down and all languages are welcome.

If some non-existent name comes to your mind, feel free to post it here. The might be a bit cringe or have absolutely no purpose, but with time they will get funnier and funnier.

Create a fictional quest with whatever obscure description you like and see the nutty responses from others who try to find the solution. The OP decides the correct answer! (This is still in development, so you’re basically just creating another post, but in a different context.)

Imagine a fictional top team or a company that has a rhyming slogan. It has to be short and neat with a certain rhythm.

Embed your totally-out-of-context-stuff, for example things that have no message at all. These can be large texts, stories, random facts or completely avant-garde mythology.

Just kidding, no one gives a fuck. I’m not sitting around waiting for some buck. I host this website for the greater good.

We are playing with language and words. Wurds. The intention is to look at how weird rude words sound and make fun of that. That means we’re making fun of rude words themselves, because they sound weird. We’re not responsible if the N-word is used simply because it sounds ridiculous. Our N-Word pass was granted to us by Lamont Johnson with the number N05032732 and we paid the extra “Hard R-Fee”. Imagine saying these words in the emptiness of outer space. Our heads are not in reality at this art form. There should be no hate against anything. This language art is also an urge to pronounce some words or texts without any real meaning behind it. It’s either this or just strange content that takes the mind to a funny place. The humor may range from dark humor to sexual and dirty humor just to showcase how funny language itself can be. Anal Cluster. The bottom line is that we amuse ourselves or use this website as the forbidden Notepad to collect a shitload of unusable ideas that still deserve to be seen. The bottom line is, it is still peaceful, and every thing deserves its own place.

We guarantee that our users are 100% mentally healthy and not deranged, and all content posted is compliant with them mental health officers and common sense gurus. Our users were actually selected by rigorous testing and discipline training to post only the sanest content to please the sanest sanable Sanitor with his/her lust for keeping things sane, neat and orderly. We actually ARE the therapists, giving professional help. We believe that we have to protect our children and climb up a tree when shit hits the fan, we also shall no longer oil the war machinery or put a huge emphasis of undercooked food, Sushi, Shrimp, raw fish, slugs, Octopus, and other fucked up meals that no one really *needs* but many feel like they *do*. In short, we are most likely people who never run out of toilet paper or ignore the fact that the neighbor who moves out could have won the lottery and doesn’t leave you anything while he drives off to multiple decades of private orgies, corrupt meetings and ongoing wine connoisseurism, which actually wouldn’t bother you either because everyone’s life is different and you might be focused on figuring out how the hell your whole county is living on an inactive supervolcano without noticing it for decades or centuries. We do not take any responsibility for any user who dedicates himself to Manga, Anime, Adult Swim, Memphis Cigarettes, shoving physical objects up his interactive rectum, stupid dumb serial killers with dumb smiles and shitty clothing, someone talking during a panic attack like i do, price tag spinners, Elon Musk Deniers, people who didn’t memorize the entire Bible & Torah, …i don’t even know what the fuck to say. You’re actually as close to god as you can ever get.

All users post ANONYMOUSLY by default, but they can optionally choose a name or tag it if they wish to be credited. We might consider a profile system which makes you the rightful owner of your posts or inventions. We have a like button for each entry. We don’t promote dislike buttons because they cause shitty vibes. The admin will sort shitty posts out or reorder them to the right categories. There is no “best” or “top” post. You are all beautiful and unique. When i glide my hand through your long hair, i feel i was longing for and have to hold back. From saying something stupid. On top of that, i’m wearing comfortable socks. There would also be a Forum that is completely anonymous for matters that go beyond our site’s categories, but this echo chamber is currently disabled.

You don’t even need a username. We don’t even care about our data. We don’t care about your data. We don’t care about data at all, period. We don’t even care about cookies or whatever y’all do with them. However, we have to run a visitor traffic statistics for security reasons, even if it doesn’t really help and we don’t care about it either. But we don’t care about this website. A little bit, maybe. We don’t care about data confirmation, we don’t care about money. We don’t care about passports. We don’t care about identity. We don’t even care who you are and what you do on this site. We don’t even care about ourselves, that’s why i haven’t had a shower in like a month. We don’t care about Europe, we don’t care about America, we don’t care about the seven seas, we don’t care about magic, we don’t care about the internet. We don’t care about english history, we don’t care about evolution, we don’t care about beer and wine. We don’t care about how many stars there are in space. We don’t care about data centers, we don’t care about fiberglass, about Starlink, about business offers, we don’t care about contracts, about those who betrayed the motherland. We don’t care about the domain. We don’t care about reality. We don’t care about opinions. We don’t care about Malaga. We don’t care about the Seychelles and don’t care about the Bahamas. We don’t care about the sun, we don’t care about long winter nights, we don’t care about living fast. We don’t give three damns what a mouse and keyboard is. We don’t care about LED lighting, LCD screens and the newest touch screen technology. We don’t care about phones, fax machines, we don’t care about Charlie Rose, we don’t care about egg plants, we don’t care about your browser cache or browser history… we only care about Uganda. And we buy all the Viagra (nope) so that our benis will stay erect forever.

If you have additional ideas for post or fun categories, then tell them. They can be either completely innovative or something that anyone can participate in. It’s not like it’s a big deal.