{"id":37976,"date":"2026-01-15T18:27:15","date_gmt":"2026-01-15T17:27:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/my-foooze-dont-shit-%f0%9f%98%ad\/"},"modified":"2026-01-15T18:27:15","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T17:27:15","slug":"my-foooze-dont-shit-%f0%9f%98%ad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/my-foooze-dont-shit-%f0%9f%98%ad\/","title":{"rendered":"My Foooze Don\u2019t Shit! \ud83d\ude2d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- SC_OFF --><\/p>\n<div class=\"md\">\n<p>Just a quick funny story.<\/p>\n<p>A few years back, my sister and I took my nephew shoe shopping. He was getting ready to go into first grade, and there was a certain pair of shoes he really wanted. We sat him down on the little bench so he could try them on, but they were a bit too snug. I guess in his six-year-old mind, he didn\u2019t stop to think that there were more sizes there in the store. <\/p>\n<p>As soon as he realized the shoes wouldn\u2019t fit, he started wailing uncontrollably. Tears were streaming down his sweet little face, and instead of saying the shoes won\u2019t fit, he says \u201cMy fooze don\u2019t shit!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Hahahaha. \ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd23 my sister and I both lost it. It was so cute and hilarious. I\u2019ll never forget it. Lol. He did end up getting the shoes in his size so there was a happy ending. \ud83d\ude0a<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><!-- SC_ON -->   submitted by   <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/DefinitelyNotMaranda\"> \/u\/DefinitelyNotMaranda <\/a> <br \/> <span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/letterswap\/comments\/1qdoxr4\/my_foooze_dont_shit\/\">[link]<\/a><\/span>   <span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/letterswap\/comments\/1qdoxr4\/my_foooze_dont_shit\/\">[comments]<\/a><\/span><\/p><div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-right'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-37976 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='37976' data-nonce='65e0e39b87' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-37976 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><\/div> <div class='status-37976 status align-right'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a quick funny story. A few years back, my sister and I took my nephew shoe&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-letterswaps","wpcat-1-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37976\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}