{"id":3000,"date":"2023-01-01T10:58:20","date_gmt":"2023-01-01T10:58:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/?p=3000"},"modified":"2023-03-20T03:31:24","modified_gmt":"2023-03-20T02:31:24","slug":"golf-ball-lands-in-satans-asshole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/golf-ball-lands-in-satans-asshole\/","title":{"rendered":"Golf Ball Lands In Satan&#8217;s Asshole"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Some\u00a0bizarre stuff has been happening on golf courses lately, and an incident Friday at the Northern Trust golf tournament at New Jersey&#8217;s Liberty National Golf Course continued the streak. CMG SPORTS reports that G. Penes was on the 10th hole during the tourney&#8217;s second round when he hit a ball that landed on a cart path, taking a couple of bounces before landing in a most unusual place: <strong>Satan&#8217;s Asshole<\/strong>. &#8220;It went between my legs, hit my knee, and somehow rolled up into Satan&#8217;s asshole,&#8221; the stunned man, standing as still as he could, told reporters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The spectator remained in place until Penes made his way over, laughing at his predicament. &#8220;You?&#8221; he asked the man, as the crowd laughed. After Penes marked the spot, the spectator was given the OK to shake Satan&#8217;s Asshole allow the ball to roll out onto the grass. &#8220;If he was a true fan, he would literally give him the shirt off his back,&#8221; an announcer joked. &#8220;A wayward drive into &#8230; Satan&#8217;s ASSHOLE?!&#8221; the PGA Tour&#8217;s Twitter account tweeted, along with a laugh emoji. The Golf Channel notes that G. Penes, &#8220;ever the gentleman,&#8221; signed the ball and presented it to the fan. <\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-right'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-3000 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='3000' data-nonce='65e0e39b87' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-3000 lc'>+1<\/span><\/a><\/div><\/div> <div class='status-3000 status align-right'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some\u00a0bizarre stuff has been happening on golf courses lately, and an incident Friday at the Northern Trust&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[27,32],"class_list":["post-3000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire","tag-english","tag-satire","wpcat-17-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3000"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3001,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3000\/revisions\/3001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}