FROGGER POSESSION<\/p>\n
Ho Ho Con 91…<\/p>\n
Staring:<\/p>\n
Crimson Death as Terminal Illness: Sysop of Cyberwaste<\/p>\n
Count Zero as co-conspiritor with Crimson Death and creator of the
\nname “Cyberwaste” and bearer of the Demonseed remote scam-cam.<\/p>\n
Morpheus as the crazed inventor of the K-RAD cyber drug Marshmellow HEX, the
\ndrug of choice for BellCore employees across America.<\/p>\n
Doc Cypher: Imperial gizzard and sheriff of !ingham, Marshmellow HE>< junkie
\nextrordinairre.<\/p>\n
Holistic Hacker, Jolt and coremonger, ceo erptech transplanetary<\/p>\n
Phrack Classsic : PROPHILE : 0\/\/aR!!!1!!<\/p>\n
hOW LONG HAVE YOU looked like Cliff Stoll, Omar?<\/p>\n
Fuck You. I don't want that in her there.<\/p>\n
What do you think of Scot?<\/p>\n
Scot's a nice, he's a great guy, but don't leave him alone with your daughter
\nand a box cutter.<\/p>\n
Switching to Chris Goggans of MOD.<\/p>\n
Chris, how long have you been programming in Unix?<\/p>\n
OMAR : Bruce Sterling introduced me into programming Unix. I was fascinated to
\nlearn that there were no people at the SS who knew how to program in Unix.<\/p>\n
Chris, what's in the future for MOD?<\/p>\n
CG: Soap on a rope.<\/p>\n
Any closing comments?<\/p>\n
Watch your ass around coredumps. Tell your friends to leave the room when you
\nfeel an 8 or 9 megger coming on.<\/p>\n
CG: It's time for some more water.<\/p>\n
Omar: I look forward to more Matrix Coredump
\nexperience the cyberfuture.<\/p>\n
omar : Gunnar.<\/p>\n
Fat Boy Crimson Death : Hey Gunnar. Gunnar's got my terminal.<\/p>\n
Bruce Sterling : Who stole my Unix Programming manual?<\/p>\n
World View Staff : Nobody Bruce. You left it in the Cyberspace Matrix.<\/p>\n
Chow down on some Cyber-snackage…..Ruffles have cyber-ridges…<\/p>\n
JD: Terminal Illness is my cyber-friend<\/p>\n
Dispater: Call Speed Cyberwaste Elite \/ World H.q 1000’s of Viruses and Dust
\n Motes that are about 3 microns thick4and bombard your eyes.
\n anyway the sysop is Terminal Ilness!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n
and here’s where you find the and uh, ok.<\/p>\n
So uh, this is the uh, and this is…the…uh…deal.<\/p>\n
and uh…I do a lot of social engineering. And it’s harsh.<\/p>\n
switched to White Knight<\/p>\n
Leena kept asking me, over and over, ‘What happened to Kilo? After the
\npaint meeting, he was gone…’<\/p>\n
Kevin: Monster Trucks!!!! g0 WiTH iT!<\/p>\n
Holistic: My name is John, and i’m a caffine abuser.<\/p>\n
CD: Every new handle change comes with a complementary issue of phrack<\/p>\n
Steve (lawer): …and let’s talk now about CIVIL LIBERTIES<\/p>\n
CD: Cyberwaste — The only BBS with 5 gigs of monster truck gifs,
\n and sponsoring Demon Seed Elite the big bad ass of cyberhell monster
\n truckdom… god protect us all from dust moats…<\/p>\n
G.A. The only monster truck that can box Alliance.<\/p>\n
Broadway Hacker: Too bad The Blade didn’t show I wanted to fuck
\nhim up the but… by the way… hows your balls?!??<\/p>\n
Morpheus: Check out CYBERWASTE! Now sponsoring the one and only
\nalt.monstertrucks moderated by Terminal Illness. Now time to get cyberwasted
\non dustmotes..<\/p>\n
..phuk cDc in tha b00teez!! blAk sEptEbuR bak an on da rize g! werd 2
\nya mutha.. swamp ratte = phag kween.. bsept in 92!!!!1!!1!!<\/p>\n
“The strippers are here!” – k0dez kidz<\/p>\n
Stripper: “Oh my gawd!”
\nTranslated: “I’m not taking my clothes off for a buncha COMPUTER GEEKS!”<\/p>\n
HAY!@!!!!#%!$%!1 AWLRYTURZ!@!! THIZ IZ A
\nLYVUR KEWL TEXT PHYLUR PHR0M KEWL
\nH0ZH0ZK0NZ YVUR IN DA SYBURSPACUR
\nMATRIXZ!!@! HAREZ SUM 0F DA EL8 INPH0
\nWEV K-SNAGUD PHR0M DA K0N!@!!!!!!<\/p>\n
OKAZE LYK PHAZE!!!@! PHIRZT SUM PRYVATUR
\nINPHOZE ON DA GNU PIZA B0XUR..<\/p>\n
PHUKNA!!%@!^%$!^% DAREZ SUM STRIPPURZZZ
\nHARE!@&^%!&^ GN0 WAY!@&^! WAT SHUD I
\nDOO??!! WAREZ MY KEE.. G0TTZ GET
\n0FFLYNURZ..2 MUCH 4 MEE..<\/p>\n
I’m sorry but those dancers were 2 of the ugliest beasts I’ve ever seen
\nin my life.<\/p>\n
C0dEz dorK: Ho Ho Ho’s.<\/p>\n
G.A.: Smells like Teen Spirit…<\/p>\n
New Prophile… Erik Bloodaxe.<\/p>\n
Chris, what did you think of those rad dancers?<\/p>\n
Made me wish I had charged up my cattle prod.<\/p>\n
I wish I brought my box cutter personally – Omar.<\/p>\n
Did I see a fat girl dancing on the table?`With huge porcupine tits
\nsagging?`She was going, “Hey big boy!@!!!”. – Arch Agel.<\/p>\n
I’m alot more entertained now Omar. About 3 hours I was alot less entertained.
\n– Erik Bloodaxe.<\/p>\n
There’s a bunch of drug crazed lemmings out there – Omar.<\/p>\n
Well, gee, I’ve gotta piss..there’s probably some traces (of drugs) in there if
\nyou want them.. – Erik Bloodaxe.<\/p>\n
What exactly is this masterpice you’ve been working on – Erik Bloodaxe.<\/p>\n
Blackmail..that’s what it is. – Erik Bloodaxe.<\/p>\n
I gave one of them money when they were done, and they didn’t even have to
\nsquirm all over me. I’m such a nice guy. -Swamp Ratte’<\/p>\n
I took a serious coredump today.. didn’t take too much processing. – A. Angel<\/p>\n
It was obvious you had a couple of beers last night – L. Macduff to Arch A.<\/p>\n
So, Omar.. what did you think of those bAbeolOusous dAnzurZ? – Holistic<\/p>\n
Drunkfux was the hit with the good looking ones.. chicks dig Nelson. If
\nDispater hadn’t paid them, they’d all be sucking his dick right now.<\/p>\n
Arch Angel – Hey..the fat one knocked over the radio..<\/p>\n
We were at least going to be economical about it.. I had it down to 10 people
\nfor 3 hits of acid.. in Gunnar’s suite.<\/p>\n
This lasted for 2 hours?`- Lord Macduff<\/p>\n
It looked like the Wizard of Oz here.. with all the fingers pointing. – Arch.<\/p>\n
So Everyone..what did you think of the babEz?<\/p>\n
We were talking about Alpha Bits with Hex Marshmallows.. and on the back you’ve
\ngot a hex-ascii converter.<\/p>\n
Demonseed is everywhere, yet nowhere…it is everything, yet nothing, but
\nmaybe just a bunch of little things…. -Count Zero<\/p>\n
Something that even virtually reality could entice..or even begin to describe
\nthis fiasco of cyber whores from the matrix that have been beckenforthed..<\/p>\n
Just remember..this is not your father’s HoHoCon. – Holistic<\/p>\n
4:44am – Omar lost his mind. Demon seed woke up and gained more power.<\/p>\n
I feel the need for a song. abstract, of course.<\/p>\n
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Tawk tawk tawking bout sum cyber stuff
\nLike Demon Roach’s new Monster Truck sub
\nMatrix hoppin we will go
\nIn search of the hex marshmallow
\nCome now, come now, do not pace
\nWe’re off to call cyberwaste
\nThe new beast known as demon seed
\nRun over your head and make you bleed
\nDecryption of the message I soon will start
\nFor I have the hex-ascii chart
\nFat, skanky dancers running all around
\nWonder how many STD’s Dispater has now
\nWhat made me sick was the one’s hairy mole
\nDid I mention that Omar looks like “Suck my d1<K brian!"
\nBruce taught me how to program in Unix and Hack C
\nOmar had his picture taken with E.T.
\nThis is it.. I must go..
\nI may finish later.. I don't know<\/p>\n
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\n In order of appearance:<\/p>\n
The Summoning of Demon Seed…<\/p>\n
Blackness was all around in the Hilton parking lot… the power was strong and
\nwe knew Demon Seed Elite might appear any second from the power of pre-puberty
\ncrazed glangular overactive k0dez kids… a hush fell over the parking lot and
\nwe suddenly felt irrated for some reason — yes we knew that tonite WAS the nite
\nfor the coming of Demon Seed Elite.
\nSuddenly, a hush fell over the parking lot. A herd of K0dez kids wandered
\nby in search of K-rad cyber-strippers. In a flash of blue light and clouds
\nof 10 micron dust motes, Demon Seed Elite materialized. It's blazing CGA
\nmonitors flashing with menace, it descended on the nerdlings with fury….<\/p>\n
The beams shot forth from the blazing monitors searing the flesh of the huddled
\nmasses. The first casualty was a gangly young codester, twitchintg with the
\nexpectations of the looming nudity. The firey beams struck him at the base of
\nhis spine, ripping flech from bone, sending a shower of blood over the
\nremainaing hacking horde. The energy expuled from the first kill powered on
\nthe energy seeking transformer of demon seed. The k0dez kids cried out in
\nescatsy knowing that cheezy motel porn was no more in their bloodthirst of fat
\nsleezy cybernetic whores, they had a bigger thing to worry about right now it
\nis demon seed elite.<\/p>\n
As the k-rad K00L smoke cleared, demn seed elite appeared…again… The
\ndrolls of the M0D special issue cybernetic cotton gin's drolls permeated the
\ncybernetic battlefield…with dung…cybernetic dung: the dung of the
\nDemon Seed.<\/p>\n
The thousands of pixels which made the eye of the cyberwaste cast its watchful
\ngaze on the terrain some 6,700,000 miles below, methodologically scanning the
\npayphones of the known universe for the brief flash of a KaLl1Ng KaRD!!11!1!<\/p>\n
yet we have not taken the time to discuss the true meaning of demon seed, for
\nhe has the untmost pirating cabilities… demon seed needs no ratio or time
\nlimit for everyone knows the k-rad warez of the future that sp00geD out of the
\nbed of demon seed… for he has the power to travel into the future and get
\ngames that have yet to be created in our present time…<\/p>\n
Then the EELYTE surviors beheld to our surprise and delight
\nClifford Stoll himself sat in the passenger seat, cluthing a pipe
\nHis hands were all shaking, just like a speed freak
\nHe spit when he laughed, and we called him a geek
\n"It's the COOKIES!" he exclaimed, "Not the speed or the blow"
\n"Don't end up like me! Please, just say no!"
\nThe truck rattled and shook, the license plate read "K-K00L"
\nAs it drove away, all we could do was sit, gape, and drool."<\/p>\n
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