\t\t\t\tJust What the Hell IS Summer?<\/p>\n
\tWhat’s summer? That’s like trying to find the meaning of life. Summer is the time when everyone says they’re gonna have the BEST time of thier life. People say they’ll go to the beach, meet with friends, go to parties, etc. And some actually DO! But, the majority…do not.
\n\tIn reality, summer is the time when you wake up in mid-afternoon, fucked up, and promise yourself you’re gonna party tonight…with other people. <\/p>\n
Yeah, right.<\/p>\n
\t\t\t\t\tACTUAL REANACTMANT<\/p>\n
You: >YAWNADD THE NAME OF SOME COOL ELITE BOARDAS IF YOU’D ACTUALLY REMEMBER< OK, see ya.<\/p>\n
*Click*<\/p>\n
\tAfter this conversation, you drag yourself to your computer and call that board. You didn't get it.<\/p>\n
You: Shit. Well, I might as well call some other baords while i'm on.<\/p>\n
\tLittle do you know that you have now entered a zone refered to as "Computeris Hookedonis," and you won't return to reality until you feel something warm and wet drip down your left leg. Then, as you curse yourself, you realize what you've been doing for the last two hours.
\n\tThis is when the "Self-Pitty" stage comes into play. Followed immediately by "Acceptance."<\/p>\n
\tSo what is summer? Summer is the same ebery fucking summer of your life when you're under 18 and not 16. Summer can be cool, and summer can suck cold shit out of a lead pipe.<\/p>\n
\t\t\t\t\t\t\tBuckwheat, Ph.D<\/p>\n
