From smulrine@cs.strath.ac.uk Sat Jan 6 02:03:35 1990
\nFrom: smulrine@cs.strath.ac.uk (Stephen K Mulrine)
\nSubject: Re: Cockney Alphabet<\/p>\n
A for ‘Orses \t\t(‘ay for ‘orses)
\nB for Mutton \t\t(Beef or Mutton)
\nC for Miles \t\t(see for miles)
\nD for Ential \t\t(Differential)
\nE for Brick\t\t(‘Eave a Brick)
\nF for Vessence\t\t(Effervescence)
\nG for Get It\t\t(Gee, forget it!)
\nH for Bless You\t\t(Aitsshfa! A sneeze)
\nI for The Engine\t(Ivor the Engine)
\nJ for Oranges\t\t(Jaffa Oranges)
\nK for Restaurant\t(Cafe or Restaurant)
\nL for Leather\t\t(‘Ell for Leather)
\nM for Sis\t\t(Emphasis)
\nN for Lope\t\t(Envelope)
\nO for The Garden Wall\t(Over the Garden Wall)
\nP for Relief\t\t(??)
\nQ for a Bus\t\t(Queue for a Bus)
\nR for Mo\t\t(‘alf a Mo)
\nS for Rantzen\t\t(Esther Rantzen)
\nT for Two\t\t(Tea for Two)
\nU for Me\t\t(You for Me)
\nV for La France\t\t(Vive la France)
\nW for the Winnings\t(Double you for the Winnings)
\nX for Breakfast\t\t(Eggs for Breakfast)
\nY for Husband\t\t(Wife or Husband)
\nZ for Wind\t\t(Zephyr Wind)<\/p>\n
Source: The Second Book of Jigsaw Puzzles
\n\t(published by Knight Books \/ British Broadcasting Corporation)
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