POLITICS MADE SIMPLE
\n ____________________<\/p>\n
\tDo you have trouble understanding politics? If so, the following
\nprimer (thanks to the Manitoban – University of Manitoba) should clear it
\nup for you. No bull.<\/p>\n
\tSocialism – You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.<\/p>\n
\tCommunism – You have two cows. Give both to the government.
\n\t\t The government gives you milk.<\/p>\n
\tCapitalism – You sell one cow and buy a bull.<\/p>\n
\tFacism – You have two cows. Give milk to the government.
\n\t\t The government sells it.<\/p>\n
\tNazism – The government shoots you and takes the cows.<\/p>\n
\tNew Dealism – The government shoots one cow, milks the other,
\n\t\t and pours the milk down the sink.<\/p>\n
\tAnarchism – Keep the cows. Steal another one.
\n\t\t Shoot the government.<\/p>\n
\tConservatism – Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows.<\/p>\n
\t Liberalism – Give away one cow. Get the government to
\n give you a new cow. Now give them both away.<\/p>\n
