{"id":18820,"date":"2023-06-09T02:37:20","date_gmt":"2023-06-09T00:37:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/the-height-of-________-is\/"},"modified":"2023-06-09T02:37:20","modified_gmt":"2023-06-09T00:37:20","slug":"the-height-of-________-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/the-height-of-________-is\/","title":{"rendered":"The Height Of ________ Is.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Height of<br \/>\n        honesty :      Pregnant woman paying 1.5 times the fare.<\/p>\n<p>        noise   :      Skeletons making love on a tin roof.<\/p>\n<p>        Unemployment : Cobwebs in a hookers cunt<\/p>\n<p>        Heights :      Having an erection on the summit of Mt. Everest.<\/p>\n<p>        irritation : hanging from a cliff with an ant on your balls<\/p>\n<p>        pain: sliding on a blade using your balls as brakes<\/p>\n<p>        fashion : baggy condoms<\/p>\n<p>        stupidity : a person looking through the keyhole of a glass door<\/p>\n<p>        sophistication : a baby drinking milk from it&#8217;s mother&#8217;s breasts<br \/>\n                         with a straw<\/p>\n<p>        courage : in bed with your neighbour&#8217;s wife and asking him to<br \/>\n                  shut the door<\/p>\n<p>        revenge : a bastard working in a condom factory, making holes<\/p>\n<p>        possesiveness : constipation !!<\/p>\n<p>-\/Vuarnet International\/-<br \/>\n      617\/527.oo91<br \/>\n  24oo-16.8k HST\/V32bis<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-right'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-18820 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='18820' data-nonce='65e0e39b87' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-18820 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><\/div> <div class='status-18820 status align-right'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Height of honesty : Pregnant woman paying 1.5 times the fare. noise : Skeletons making love on&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[27,104],"class_list":["post-18820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-othernonsense","tag-english","tag-height","wpcat-7-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18820"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18821,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18820\/revisions\/18821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}