Live Sex In Concert.<\/p>\n
how many cabbages does it take to fill up twelve empty buckets from taiwan
\nwhen the premier of afghanistan has been assassinated by three upstart
\npunk-rockers who call themselves, larry, curly, and moe, remember, take into
\naccount the fact that 3 quarts does not equal the amount of coke, on average,
\nconsumed in two weeks by a family of four chinese gorillas who have not yet had
\ntheir dinner. Also remember that two plus two does not equal three because
\nthere are simply more there. don’t forget that the year will soon be 1985
\nbecause in that year george orwell is now dead thus leaving 10×3 new spaces
\navailable for crickets to roam the earth… remember crickets make loud noises,
\nso loud, the in fact they are able to cause men to jump out of their sleeping
\nbads and sleeping bags, also, and run into the mississippi river, which then
\nGill carry them out into the gulf of mexico which is the origin for many
\nhurricanes because of its unusual weather patterns and also because of its
\nsomewhat odd shape. another word on odd shapes which may help to solve this
\nproblem, is that the world is not actually round, nor even close, when
\nconsidered that when looking at it, it seems not even a circle because we have
\nonly two eyes which means that we can only see in two dimensions which means
\nthat it appears to be a little segment which is nothing near a circle, which
\nisn’t a sphere. thus it doesn’t exist. take that into account. round to the
\nnearest 5th decimal place. incidentally, 5 is the number of digits in the last
\n5 digits of fred wallbanger’s phone number. he lived in orange county, ca, with
\nhis lovely wife and obnoxious kids who would constantly use the phrase, “oh, but
\nmom, i don’t want to do that.” Unfortunately, his wife was somewhat insane, and
\nused to do unmentionable things to those poor unfortunate kids…<\/p>\n
you will need plenty of time to solve thing problem… here’s some time, then
\ni’ll give you the solution in condensed form, with an explanation.
\ntimetimetimetimeitm…\tigot too much time on my hands. what a dumb song.
\nlalalalla. time time itme. time. who says i can’t type. i bet it was george
\nfredman from ohio. he also had two lovely kids and an obnoxious wife, or was it
\na lovely wife and obnoxious kids. oh, well. he had one of those. poor him.<\/p>\n
well, time’s up… do you have the answer. it’s…<\/p>\n
42 ——————
\n —
\n 6<\/p>\n
(42\/6)*0+3.14159<\/p>\n
the 42 comes from somewhere, probably new york. the six comes direct from
\nkansas. the zero is all you morons. the 3.14159 is strangely enough, pi. this
\nis because pi was directly related to the number of cabbages that can fit in an
\nempty bucket… etc. (taking into account all the various factors) hence,
\nthence, and whence. it’s 3.14159 rounded, of course.<\/p>\n
so, the next time someone asks you, “how many cabbages will fit into an empty
\nbucket?” go ahead, say it, 3.14159. they’ll think you’re really smart and
\nprobably give you a medal or something really nifty neeto like that.
\nincidentally, ‘nifty neeto’ was invented by the * original * nerd from san jose
\nca. his name was james q. quinface. people could not tell wether he was
\nwearing shorts or jeans, from j.c. penny of course, quality, with reasonable
\nprices. naturally, hencely, thusly and musly, he dumbed himself, king james and
\nwent on to be the kind of england nearly three hundred years earlier.
\nfascinated,eh?<\/p>\n
anyways, you’ll win all of this plus much more. wow<\/p>\n
