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\n[________][___][___][___][___][___][_______][___][___][___][___][___][________]<\/p>\n
OK, I just went to my last lame party ever. This is going to teach you all
\nhow to throw a real party, so that I don’t have to waste my drinking money on
\ncab fares home instead of wandering around too drunk to throw out a complete,
\nintelligent sentence… that’s the way a party should end!<\/p>\n
________ ___\t___ ___ ___ ___ _______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ________
\n[________][___][___][___][___][ Who to invite\t][___][___][___][___][________]<\/p>\n
First of all, don’t invite ANYONE with a GPA of above 3.5. Too smart, and
\nbesides, they would probably rather study.<\/p>\n
Don’t invite anyone who doesn’t drink\/smoke (grass).<\/p>\n
INVITE ANYONE who’s parents work in a liquor store, it doesn’t matter how
\nmuch of a nerd they are.<\/p>\n
Lots of girls… make an even mix of ‘nice’ and ‘bad’ girls.<\/p>\n
Invite anyone you hang out with at school, otherwise when they hear about it
\non Monday morning in school, they’re going to be PISSED<\/p>\n
Don’t invite people you don’t want to hang out with… otherwise they think
\nthat they’re popular, and you’ll NEVER lose them.<\/p>\n
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ _______ ___ ___ ___ ___\t___ ________
\n[_______][___][___][___][___][\tWhat you need ][___][___][___][___][________]<\/p>\n
lots of lighters and matches.
\n lots of glasses.
\n lots of rooms with doors that lock from the inside.
\n lots of toilets.
\n lots of bushes outside.
\n lots of paper.
\n LOTS of BOOZE.
\n lots of ice.
\n big friends to get rid of the losers while you’re in the closet with MaryAnn
\n bigger friends to get rid of the people who’ve drunk more than 3 times their
\nbody weight while you’re in the bedroom with Suzy.
\n lots of grass.
\n roach clips
\n AWESOME stereo or even better a BAND
\n people who know how to party!!!
\n more friends to get rid of the untouchables you decided not to invite while
\nyou’re in the bathroom with Jessica.<\/p>\n
If you can’t figure out what everything is there for, then don’t bother
\nthrowing a party at all because you’re a total loser and nobody would show up
\nanyway.<\/p>\n
________ ___\t___ ___ ___ ___ _______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ________
\n[________][___][___][___][___][ how to end it\t][___][___][___][___][________]<\/p>\n
OK, now that everyone has drunk the five kegs and 10 pony kegs and eight cases
\nof JD and 14 of Myers Rum with the 7 cases of Coke, you’re ready to throw the
\nfucking leeches out.<\/p>\n
Pick them up by one foot and drag them out to the gutter
\n Leave any girls behind, so you and you’re good friends can make a ‘gathering’
\nof it.
\n Throw all there shit into a pile in the middle of the street.
\n Make sure you check all your rooms and bushes.
\n Put one last six out in the street, they’ll all run for it
\n LOCK the doors.<\/p>\n
________ ___\t___ ___ ___ ___ _______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ________
\n[________][___][___][___][___][ The Gathering\t][___][___][___][___][________]<\/p>\n
This is the best part of the night… you don’t gotta worry about your
\nmothers best China or Dads favorite gold platters, cause everyone left is
\nexceptionally cool, otherwise you should have sent them home. There should be
\nabout 8 people, 3 guys and five girls.\tSit in a circle, and smoke that bag of
\nHawaiian you’ve been saving.<\/p>\n
\t\t\t HAVE FUN!!!<\/p>\n
\t\t\t +————-+
\n\t\t\t The Gremlin
\n\t\t\t\t &
\n\t\t\t\t Chronos
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