The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
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\ud83d\ude42 Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
\n joking statement since we can’t hear voice inflection over Unix.
\n\ud83d\ude09 Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and\/or sarcastic remark.
\n More of a “don’t hit me for what I just said” smilie.
\n\ud83d\ude41 Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
\n or depressed about something.
\n:-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
\n good as a happy smilie
\n:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
\n>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
\n>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.<\/p>\n
Those are the basic ones…Here are some somewhat less common ones:<\/p>\n
(-: User is left handed
\n%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
\n:*) User is drunk
\n[:] User is a robot
\n\ud83d\ude0e User is wearing sunglasses
\nB:-) Sunglasses on head
\n::-) User wears normal glasses
\nB-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
\n8:-) User is a little girl
\n:-)-8 User is a Big girl
\n:-{) User has a moustache
\n:-{} User wears lipstick
\n{:-) User wears a toupee
\n}:-( Toupee in an updraft
\n:-[ User is a Vampire
\n:-E Bucktoothed vampire
\n:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
\n:-7 User just made a wry statement
\n:-* User just ate something sour
\n:-)~ User drools
\n:-~) User has a cold
\n:’-( User is crying
\n:’-) User is so happy, s\/he is crying
\n:-@ User is screaming
\n:-# User wears braces
\n:^) User has a broken nose
\n:v) User has a broken nose, but it’s the other way
\n:_) User’s nose is sliding off of his\/her face
\n:<) User is from an Ivy League School
\n:-& User is tongue tied.
\n=:-) User is a hosehead
\n-:-) User is a punk rocker
\n-:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
\n:=) User has two noses
\n+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
\n`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
\n,:-) Same thing…other side
\n|-I User is asleep
\n|-O User is yawning\/snoring
\n:-Q User is a smoker
\n\ud83d\ude15 User smokes a pipe
\nO-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
\nO \ud83d\ude42 User is an angel (at heart, at least)
\n\ud83d\ude1b Nyahhhh!
\n:-S User just made an incoherent statement
\n\ud83d\ude00 User is laughing (at you!)
\n:-X User's lips are sealed
\n:-C User is really bummed
\n<|-) User is Chinese
\n<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
\n(8() User is Numidian
\n:-\/ User is skeptical
\nC=:-) User is a chef
\n@= User is pro-nuclear war
\n*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
\n\ud83d\ude2e Uh oh!
\n(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
\n*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
\n3:] Pet smilie
\n3:[ Mean Pet smilie
\nd8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
\nE-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
\n:-9 User is licking his\/her lips
\n%-6 User is braindead
\n[:-) User is wearing a walkman
\n(:I User is an egghead
\n;*{)) Mega-Smilie… A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
\n\t\t\t a mustache, and a double chin<\/p>\n
Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.<\/p>\n
\ud83d\ude42 Midget smilie
\n:] Gleep…a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
\n=) Variation on a theme…
\n\ud83d\ude42 – Happy
\n\ud83d\ude00 – Laughter
\n:I – Hmmm…
\n\ud83d\ude41 – Sad
\n:[ – Real Downer
\n:O – Yelling
\n:,( – Crying
\n[] – Hugs and
\n:* – Kisses
\n|I – Asleep
\n|^o -Snoring<\/p>\n
:-`\tsmiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
\n :-1\tsmiley bland face
\n :-!\t\t”
\n :-@\tsmiley face screaming
\n :-#|\tsmiley face with bushy mustache
\n :-$\tsmiley face with it’s mouth wired shut
\n :-%\tsmiley banker
\n :-6\tsmiley after eating something sour
\n :^)\tsmiley with pointy nose (righty)
\n :-7\tsmiley after a wry statement
\n \ud83d\ude0e\tsmiley swimmer
\n :-*\tsmiley after eating something bitter
\n :-&\tsmiley which is tongue-tied
\n :-0\tsmiley orator
\n\tsmiley invisible man
\n (:-(\tunsmiley frowning
\n (:-)\tsmiley big-face
\n ):-)\t\t”
\n ):-( unsmiley big-face
\n )8-) scuba smiley big-face
\n =:-)\tsmiley punk-rocker
\n =:-( (real punk rockers don’t smile)
\n +:-)\tsmiley priest
\n :-q\tsmiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
\n :-e\tdisappointed smiley
\n :-t\tcross smiley
\n :-i\tsemi-smiley
\n \ud83d\ude2e\tsmiley singing national anthem
\n :-p\tsmiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
\n :-[\tun-smiley blockhead
\n :-]\tsmiley blockhead
\n :-{\tsmiley variation on a theme
\n :-}\tditto
\n {:-)\tsmiley with its hair parted in the middle
\n }:-)\tabove in an updraft
\n :-a\tlefty smilely touching tongue to nose
\n :-s\tsmiley after a BIZARRE comment
\n :-d\tlefty smiley razzing you
\n g-)\tsmiley with ponce-nez glasses
\n :-j\tleft smiling smilely
\n :-k\tbeats me, looks like something, tho.
\n :-l\ty. a. s.
\n :-:\tmutant smiley
\n :-\tundecided smiley
\n \ud83d\ude10\t“have an ordinary day” smiley
\n \ud83d\ude09\twinking smiley
\n :-\ty.a.s.
\n :-z\ty.a.c.s.
\n \ud83d\ude21\t“my lips are sealed” smiley
\n :-c\tbummed out smiley
\n :-v\ttalking head smiley
\n :v)\tleft-pointing nose smiley
\n :-b\tleft-pointing tongue smiley
\n :-\/\tlefty undecided smiley
\n \ud83d\ude15\tsmilely smoking a pipe
\n .-]\tone-eyed smilely
\n ,-}\twry and winking
\n 0-)\tsmiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
\n :-=)\tolder smiley with mustache
\n :u)\tsmiley with funny-looking left nose
\n :n)\tsmiley with funny-looking right nose
\n :\tmidget smiley
\n }:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
\n\t\t\ta double-chin
\n\ud83d\ude42\tha ha\t\t\t~~:-(\tnet.flame
\n|-)\thee hee\t\t\tO |-)\tnet.religion
\n|-D\tho ho
\n:->\they hey\t\t\t8 :-I\tnet.unix-wizards
\n\ud83d\ude41\tboo hoo\t\t\t X-(\tnet.suicide
\n:-I\thmm\t\t\tE-:-I\tnet.ham-radio
\n:-O\tuh oh\t\t\t >:-I\tnet.startrek
\n\ud83d\ude1b\tnyah nyah\t\t 3:o[\tnet.pets
\n|-P\tyuk<\/p>\n
:-}\tbeard
\n:-{\tmustache
\n:-#\tbraces
\n:-X\tbow tie
\n:-Q\tsmoker
\n:–
\nBirth\t|-O\tDeath 8-#
\nInfinity\t8<\/p>\n
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\nSome smiliey people:<\/p>\n
A pig :@)
\nA leper : )
\nJimmy Durante :###)
\nDonald Trump :$)
\nCarl Friedrich Gauss :+)
\nPeter Ubberoth :~)
\nJose Feliciano -)
\nHelen Keller –
\nDolly Parton \ud83d\ude42 8
\nJohn Holmes \ud83d\ude42 —
\n\t\t\t ###
\nBon Jovi #:-)
\n\t\t\t ###
\n\t\t #
\nEd Koch \ud83d\ude42
\n\t\t #
\nBozo the Clown:
\n\t\t\t ###
\n\t\t\t :o)
\n\t\t\t ###
\nSiamese twins:
\n\t (-::-)
\nAn accountant:
\n\t :%)
\nSam Kinnison:
\n\t\t\t:-)!!!
\na schizophrenic:
\n\t\t\t *!#*!^*&:-)
\na manic depressive:
\n\t \ud83d\ude42 … \ud83d\ude41 … \ud83d\ude42 … \ud83d\ude41 ….
\nAdolph Hitler:
\n\t :-=)
\nArnold Schwarznegger:
\n\t :-)==
\n98-pound weakling:
\n\t :-)–
\nSammy Davis, Jr.:
\n\t .-)
\nA philosopher:
\n\t :?)
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