Getting Rid of the Riddler!
\n\t\t\t\t\t by Alien<\/p>\n
\t\t (Subtitled – Who took the Rid out of Riddler?)<\/p>\n
A boy, knowen to us as ‘The Riddler’,
\n Whose presence,
\nWas as that of the kid ’round here,
\n Departed without so much as word hence.<\/p>\n
The reason it seems clear,
\n To both myself, and the Wiz,
\nWas his emminent fear,
\n Of failing the homo quiz.<\/p>\n
Who needs pricks like this louse
\n I say ‘He needs the removal of a limb’,
\nBring back Comrade Mouse,
\n\tAnd then let the rodent SHOOT HIM.<\/p>\n
Song by Alien – Sung to the tune of ‘Daisy, Daisy’<\/p>\n
Bananas, banans,
\nGive me your stalks do,<\/p>\n
I’ll drink Tequilla,
\nAll for the love of Sheila.<\/p>\n
The drink, I think is dandy,
\nMakes the girls turn randy<\/p>\n
You’d all look great,
\nWith your own hired date,
\nOn a banana built for two!<\/p>\n
