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\nFrom: eugene@amelia.nas.nasa.gov (Eugene N. Miya)
\nSubject: [l\/m 11\/5\/92] Telling questions r.b. Turing test DW: (20\/28) XYZ
\nOrganization: NAS Program, NASA Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, CA
\nDate: Wed, 20 Jan 93 12:20:16 GMT
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Descriptive portion of the test<\/p>\n
True or false:
\nNew York is where I’d rather stay. I get allergic smelling hay.
\nI just adore a penthouse view. Darling I love you, but give me Park Avenue.
\nIf True, hit ‘n’ now.<\/p>\n
Thermarest index: For sleeping (select one)
\nA) Bed (perhaps water) with a canopy and mirror above are required.
\nB) A feather bed is the ONLY requirement.
\nC) A nice firm mattress suits me fine, a hotel room or vehicle will do.
\nD) A tent over my head is a necessity.
\nE) A Thermarest is the only way to go.
\nF) An Ensolite is quite adequate for me.
\nG) A flat bed of sand is enough in summer time.
\nH) Any flat ledge is comfortable. Pad? Too heavy.<\/p>\n
Water index:
\nI) Perrier, s’il vous plait?<\/p>\n
J) In the desert, I insist the water I drink be clear and bug free.<\/p>\n
K) I have to be able to clearly see the bottom of the cut before I drink the
\nwater.<\/p>\n
L) The presence of a few floaters, sinkers or suspensions in my water does
\nnot bother me. Zooplankton add protein.<\/p>\n
M) A little grit helps the digestive tract.<\/p>\n
Fire index:
\nN) Nothing like a nice, big, roaring camp (bon) fire. Makes it feel homey.<\/p>\n
O) Ugh! Can we make Red-man fire?<\/p>\n
P) Fire?! I’m telling Smokey the Bear on you!<\/p>\n
Fire index 2 (aka stove index):
\nQ) I know how to use the microwave<\/p>\n
R) Gas heats best.<\/p>\n
S) Priming? I prefer Bleuet<\/p>\n
T) I eat food cold.<\/p>\n
U) Svea priming? No sweat, just slobber with fuel.<\/p>\n
V) MSR priming? Sure, in a tent.<\/p>\n
Can you explain how a Svea, Primus, or Optimus stove works?<\/p>\n
Fire index 3:<\/p>\n
V) I can’t even get my stove to light.<\/p>\n
W) “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”<\/p>\n
X) Douce with white gas and light.<\/p>\n
Y) Start stove. Start wood fire using the stove.<\/p>\n
Z) Matches\/Bic lighter<\/p>\n
A) Flint and steel<\/p>\n
B) Rub two sticks<\/p>\n
Earth index:
\nWhich word do you use with frequency:<\/p>\n
C) Dirt (or mud)<\/p>\n
D) Soil (or loam)<\/p>\n
E) Earth (or regolith)<\/p>\n
Fauna Index
\nF) Animals! Ugh! Dirty.<\/p>\n
G) Animals! Ah, so cute, don’t you just want to feed them?<\/p>\n
H) Well, we’re not supposed to, but just a little crumb is okay.<\/p>\n
I) Nope, nothing what so ever. Camp robbers!<\/p>\n
J) Nope, nothing what so ever. Natural foods for you.<\/p>\n
K) Don’t get started.<\/p>\n
Mosquito index:
\nL) A pit helmet and net for me.<\/p>\n
M) DEET is fine.<\/p>\n
N) Bugs? What bugs?<\/p>\n
O) When you swat a mosquito and it falls into you food, you think:
\n\tFresh protein.<\/p>\n
Plant index:
\nTerminology
\nWhich word do you use with frequency:
\nP) Weeds<\/p>\n
Q) Plants<\/p>\n
R) Flora<\/p>\n
On a scale of 1-10, rate the value of toilet paper.<\/p>\n
Bathing\/Washing Index:
\nNote the maximum number of days you would go without a bath or shower:
\n(Simple hand washings can be ignored [assume IEEE Floating Point: Inf is
\nan option])<\/p>\n
Technology index:
\nS) The thin mylar spaceblankets reflect 90% of your body’s heat back to you.
\n\tThey are quite adequate.<\/p>\n
T) Clothing colors must coordinate like Liz Claiborne.<\/p>\n
U) A down comforter is the way to go.<\/p>\n
V) Everything should be Patagonia (or LL Bean).<\/p>\n
W) Covered in thick rugged wool from head to toe (olive drab is the usual
\n\tcolor).<\/p>\n
X) What ever I can afford. If I can pay for fiberfill, then so be it.<\/p>\n
Compass index:<\/p>\n
Y) Why bother? The only use of a topo map I know is to start fires.<\/p>\n
Z) Ask someone which way is north.<\/p>\n
A) I can use a compass to find magnetic north.<\/p>\n
B) I can use a compass and the magnetic declination to find true north.<\/p>\n
Navigation index:<\/p>\n
C) I need a (large) landmark that I know I’m South of.<\/p>\n
D) I need a compass to find north<\/p>\n
E) I can find the north star on a clear night<\/p>\n
F) If the sun is shining then I can find north using a watch or a 3 foot stick.<\/p>\n
Swim index I:<\/p>\n
H) Where’s the hot tub?<\/p>\n
I) Not unless it’s heated and chlorinated.<\/p>\n
J) Only if it is fairly weed and algea free.<\/p>\n
K) As long as it’s wet and ice free.<\/p>\n
L) Chop a hole in the ice and jump in.<\/p>\n
Swim index II:<\/p>\n
M) Not without a swimsuit.<\/p>\n
N) Underware will do in a pinch.<\/p>\n
O) Skinnydipping is ok if I’m alone.<\/p>\n
P) Skinnydipping is ok if no members of the opposite sex are near.<\/p>\n
Q) I don’t care who is watching. Just grin and “bare” it.<\/p>\n
Temperature index (i.e. temperature ranges one is willing to be
\noutside [with adequate clothing and water])
\nR) 60 to 70F
\nS) 40 to 80F
\nT) 20 to 90F
\nU) 0 to 100F
\nV) -20 to 110F
\nW) absolute zero to infinity.<\/p>\n
Real test starts here:
\nTelling questions:<\/p>\n
You are hiking on a trail when you catch up to another party
\ntravelling in the same direction but slower. Do you:
\n\ta) Pass them without saying a word.
\n\tb) Ask to pass.
\n\tc) Stay behind them.
\nWhy? Name other conditions which may effect this answer.<\/p>\n
You are packing with friends who are enjoying those dehydrated meals
\n(you know, the same ones you eat). As you are cleaning up for the
\nevening, you notice your friend throw that nice little foil and
\nplastic pouch into the fire. What do you do?<\/p>\n
Would you be backpacking|climbing, etc. if the equipment weighed
\ntwice as much?<\/p>\n
Driving home on a steep, twisty mountain road at night. You come
\nupon an accident. The fire danger is very high. Do you put road
\nflares out?<\/p>\n
You, your spouse, and your child have an accident. Given an
\nequal probability of rescue, which you can only do once,
\nwho do you save?<\/p>\n
You witness two people wander onto a frozen lake and fall thru.
\nWhat is the first rule of rescue?<\/p>\n
Is the privilege of just seeing Yosemite enough?<\/p>\n
How much would you pay for gas to visit the backcountry?<\/p>\n
You are on Mt. Everest. Two members of your international team
\nwere climbing high. A tyrolean traverse was needed to return.
\nThe German member thought nothing of this section and started
\nback, but his partner, the Indian member had trouble. The
\nGerman waited and stompped his feet until he could take it no
\nmore. He went back to camp and got you the assistant climbing
\nleader. You rushed up high as quickly as your could with 6
\nother members. You wisely grabbed a set of ski poles as wands
\nto find your way back. Night is approaching and a storm is
\ncoming. You reach the Indian; he is badly frozen but alive.
\nThe members decide to try to lower into a crevice to escape
\nthe storm. Hacking together available fixed rope, you lower
\nthe stricten Indian, but you are 40 feet, too short. What do
\nyou do?<\/p>\n
See the film Back to the Future III. In one scene, the character
\nMarty gets some water. Would you drink it?<\/p>\n
You are faced with making a dicey rock climbing move.
\nYour only real hold is a locker finger jam. If you bury your finger
\nin the jam and fall, you will most likely severely damage\/lose the finger.
\nIf you loosely grip the hold, you will probably fall.
\nHow do you make the move?<\/p>\n
A heel hook is the most secure way to make the move, but if you fall upside
\ndown while hooking, you may get hurt.<\/p>\n
If you try to clip a fixed piece midway through a strenuous crux,
\nyou will probably pump out and fall, but if you don’t clip it you may
\ntake a long whipper.<\/p>\n
If you try to make turns while skiing an icy slope, you will probably fall,
\nbut if you don’t make turns, you may develop a dangerous amount of speed.<\/p>\n
True or false: The natural world exists and only has value in the
\ncontext of Mankind.<\/p>\n
If you take the bivy sack to the summit, you will probably need it,
\nbut if you don’t….<\/p>\n
You are driving to the woods. You arrive at a broken traffic intersection
\nstreet light. Four cars arrive simultaneously from each of the four
\ndirections. Who goes first?<\/p>\n
You are offered a class on wilderness medicine on a given weekend. You
\nwere hoping to go backpacking that weekend. Do you take the class or do
\nyou go backpacking (and hope you will not need the class before you have
\nanother chance to take it)?<\/p>\n
Is there a situation where you would break the law to defend your family?
\nTo defend your home?
\nTo defend your environment?<\/p>\n
Your new husband is from Alaska, “the frozen state,” do you move up there
\nand join him?<\/p>\n
Your new wife is from New York City, the concrete jungle. Do you move
\nthere to join her?<\/p>\n
You are snowmobiling in Yellowstone in winter. You see a bison break thru
\nthe ice into the frozen river. Assume you have a rope. Do you rescue the
\nbison? A ranger comes by, what do you think the ranger would say?<\/p>\n
Would you defend your family, even if it meant breaking the law?
\nWould you defend your house, when only property and not life was threatened,
\neven if it meant breaking the law?
\nWould you defend your environment, even if it meant breaking the law?<\/p>\n
You come across a pair of turkeys busyly making sure that there will be
\na new generation of turkeys. Do you watch quietly, make some noise (so
\nthat they know you are there) or leave (letting them have some privacy)?
\nWhat if they are human instead of feathered?
\nWhat if the story involved bears|bares instead?<\/p>\n
If a tree falls in a forest and no human is around, does it make a sound?
\nIf a tree falls in a forest and no human is around, does it have data?<\/p>\n
At what age, or how do you tell, when you become too old to drive?<\/p>\n
Rappeling has been justly flamed in many recent posts – but I have to
\nrespond a little. Not every group of rappelers you encounter out are
\nnecessarily rap-junkie nerds. I helped teach a vertical techniques
\nclass to a group of cavers a couple weeks ago – and vertical techniques
\nfor cavers means rappel and jumar practice. Your choice – you are
\nseveral hours underground, following a good breeze down a streamway, and
\nyou come to the top of a pit of unknown depth. Typically, it is smooth
\nwalled and overhanging. Rappel or downclimb? Remember, this is a stream
\npassage – whatever you do, you are going to be in the water. Ok, so you
\nrap the pit…on the return trip, you are now confronted by an overhanging,
\nsmooth walled, waterfall – that happens to have a nice static rope hanging
\ndown in it. Climb, perhaps using the rope as a top belay, or jumar?
\nSecond scenario: El Sotano de las Golondrinas, Mexico. Here you have a
\npit some 200 feet in diameter, opening to the surface, which bells out
\nquickly below the lip. On the near side, the bottom is 1100 feet straight
\ndown. The walls of the pit are pretty solid near the top, but very rotten
\nin several layers. Downclimb or rappel? You rap, of course, assuming you
\nplanned ahead and brought adequate rope (we had a 1500′ PMI when I was
\nthere a few years back). You rig off a block that hangs over the edge, and
\nnever touch the wall after the first five feet – by the time you reach the
\nbottom, the walls are many hundred feet distant. Ascent: climb or jumar?
\nJumar, of course – but if you are going to be doing much of this kind of
\nthing, you are going to develop some strange systems for climbing rope.
\nTwo jumars and a pair of etriers just don’t cut it after a couple hundred
\nfeet of free hanging rope.<\/p>\n
Do you trench your tent?<\/p>\n
You are skiing in mountainous backcountry with a group of five skiers. The
\ntrail emerges from the trees on a sidehill. Trees are absent above and below
\nthe trail, but reappear about 150 feet ahead. What do you do?
\nSuppose you are on the return leg of a 15 mile loop. What do you do?
\nConsider equipment you may have and weather conditions over the past month
\nwhen solving the problem.<\/p>\n
You are to lead a backcountry skiing day trip. The trip is only 6 miles
\nlong, round trip. The elevation is over 11,000 feet. The sky is clear.
\nTwo members of the group show up expecting to ski in blue jeans. Do you
\nallow them to go?<\/p>\n
Your car dies in a desert, 30 miles from the nearest town. It is early
\nmorning and the temperature is already over 100 degrees. No one will miss
\nyou for the next week (you are on vacation). No one is likely to drive past
\nin the next week either. You only have 1 quart of water. Do you stay
\nwith the car or start walking to town? Do you drink the the water as
\nyou feel you are thirsty or do you try to ration it?<\/p>\n
You tend to participate in activities above your skill level, i.e.
\nski black slopes as an intermediate skier, do not attend classes,
\nor use gear designed for teh activity (i.e. backpacking w\/ only an
\nold sleeping bag, a zippo lighter, a bag of tortilla chips and
\na Sunday paper).
\nIs ths acceptable behaviour? Does the ‘go with the flow’ attitude
\nenhance or detract from the experience? Does the ‘well, I won’t hurt
\nabyone else if I screw up’ attitude remove moral culpability?<\/p>\n
Five guys are crossing a glacier near the Chinese border, a kind of neutral
\nstrip. They spent 2 months for getting a permit to there – they had to
\nconvince the Border Guard. Suddenly a military helicopter drops them a
\ncapsule. Inside is an order to come back. Should they go back =?<\/p>\n
A band of four is swiftly skiing across a treeless rugged backountry towards
\nthe ridges of Ural. They do it for 4 days, crossing numerous passages. All of a
\nsudden, one of them tells to their leader that he has a stomach ulcer and
\nit just turned worse. =?<\/p>\n
You just went to sleep at your tent in a nice valley of Caucasus. Suddenly
\na ranger wakes you up asking for help and good anesthetics: somebody up
\nthere fell and has a vertebrae problem. Surprisingly you have what they
\nhaven’t. A night ascent -> that lady with crushed vertebrae is not to be
\nbrutally transported -> there’s a chance to get a copter, but no
\nwalkie-talkie. These poor rangers have a car radio below in the valley.
\nYou spend the rest of the night to get there. There really is one ranger
\nin the car, and he’s absolutely drunk, barely able to say something.
\nhe says: tha-yk! you guys yek! would you -wmmm? drink too – =?<\/p>\n
You got a ticket to a plane that flies from the city of Norilsk to a frozen
\nlake at Putorana Mountains, some 300 miles ahead. The plane appears to be
\nout of order, so you are told to be ready to use the next flight – which is
\n2 weeks later. Meanwhile, your permit is issued by the Border Guard and
\nexpires a month later. It’s possible to get to mountains by ski – their
\nfoothills are just in 140 miles from you. =?<\/p>\n
You just broke\/lost your compass in the middle of an eight hour (or
\neight day) hike and you are in a maze of twisty little valleys very
\nsimilar. How can you find your way out? (assume going down stream
\nwill not get you to civilianization in a reasonable time.)<\/p>\n
Before you are the disassembled parts of a high powered hunting
\nrifle and the assembly directions written in Swahili, in five
\nminutes an angry rhino will charge into your room. Solve this problem.<\/p>\n
YOU ARE IN A MAZE WITH TWISTY PASSAGES ALL ALIKE.<\/p>\n
What is the role of forgetting to an AI system?<\/p>\n
Can you prove your educational flexibility?<\/p>\n
You are in the desert, at your feet is a tortoise. The tortoise
\nis laying on his back in the hot desert sun…..<\/p>\n
Good questions always sought.<\/p>\n
If you think the out of doors is a social process or a social club,
\nthat the forest is like Bambi, or Rambo, or the movies,
\nyou are mistaken. This is how track skiers and sport climbers get
\ninto trouble in increasing numbers. Get out while you can.<\/p>\n
–rec.backcountry.nimng ranger<\/p>\n
TABLE OF CONTENTS of this chain:<\/p>\n
20\/ “Telling questions” backcountry Turing test
\n21\/ AMS
\n22\/ Words from Foreman and Hayduke
\n23\/ A bit of song (like camp songs)
\n24\/ What is natural?
\n25\/ A romantic notion of high-tech employment
\n26\/ Other news groups of related interest, networking
\n27\/ Films\/cinema references
\n28\/ References (written)
\n1\/ DISCLAIMER
\n2\/ Ethics
\n3\/ Learning I
\n4\/ learning II (lists, “Ten Essentials,” Chouinard comments)
\n5\/ Summary of past topics
\n6\/ Non-wisdom: fire-arms topic circular discussion
\n7\/ Phone \/ address lists
\n8\/ Fletcher’s Law of Inverse Appreciation and advice
\n9\/ Water Filter wisdom
\n10\/ Words from Rachel Carson
\n11\/ Snake bite
\n12\/ Netiquette
\n13\/ Questions on conditions and travel
\n14\/ Dedication to Aldo Leopold
\n15\/ Leopold’s lot.
\n16\/ Morbid backcountry
\n17\/ Information about bears
\n18\/ Poison ivy, frequently ask, under question
\n19\/ Lyme disease, frequently ask, under question<\/p>\n
