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farfel odditys<\/p>\n
this is a series that i will try to continue once a month or the amount
\nof stupid things this person dose that i am writing about.<\/p>\n
the farfel (introduction) the farfel is a weird and uniqly diffrent in
\nhis stupidity from others. (background) the farfel moved into my neighborhood
\nabout a year and a half ago and as acted stupid since.with dumb and some of
\nthe weirdest things that i have ever seen on the face of the.
\n situation 1<\/p>\n
the farfel has had a lot of dumb things happen to him but i will try to
\npick out the best (not very hard) . the farfel is the type of person that
\nlooks like a walking ball of hair. his (half brother i strees it greatly) his
\nhair is never combed and his explination is that he dosen’t have warsh and
\nware hair. his room is hell on earth. walking into his room is not a good
\nidea. first of all the stench is so bad that it will make you almost tear.
\nthere is a little trail in the middle of the room with about six inches of
\njunk (basicly food cups papper nintendo games dirt,dirt,dirt socks shirts
\nunderware pants and just about everything else) on the floor. this path goes
\nstrait into the middle of the room to the tv around the bed and nowhere else.
\nthe reasonthe path goes to the tv is as follows.
\n he is a person that is almost or is fourteen years old in seventh grade.
\nhe comes home runs from the bus stop to the mail box as fast as he can ( the
\nway he runs is unexplainable) to just get the mail. according to him anything
\nthat says esident is his because it starts with “r” and so dose his name
\n(robert). if theres nothing else for him he takes it into his room and it
\ndissapears or he leaves it where no one would look for it. some tims he will
\neven take some of my freinds cd’s (god only knows for what reason he dosen’t
\nown a cd player. except for this peice of crap tap player that he found in
\nthe trash up the street. he goes inside and makes his first snack of the day
\n(#1). takes the phone and goes downstairs and turns on the tv. which will be
\non for the rest of the day. this kid consentrates so much on tv that the
\nworld dissapears to him he cant hear anything else going on. when the phone
\nrings he dosen’t awnser because like i said he dosen’t hear any thing. about
\nan hour after getting home he’ll go back upstairs to get another snack (#2).
\nwhich wold probaly be the rest of the bag of potato chips which would be half
\nfull. going back downstairs to watch mighty morphine power rangers and super
\nsamiri warriors, and don’t forget the vr troopers. he also has the power
\nranger window stickers pens posters and hangs the boardings to his door. then
\nmy freind will come home around work at six o’clock. the farfel jumps up out
\nof his bed and runs to his door saying mommy? he’ll do this to anyone else
\nthat walks threw the door and calls on the phone. his mom ( not putting her
\ndown she’s kind cool) raised him like a little girl! once for christmas she
\nbought him a easy- bake oven. and this christmas he asked for some sort of
\nsewing machine. every hour on the hour or half hour he will go and get other
\nsnacks.
\n if in the morning his mom wasen’t there this kid would look like well a
\nfarfel in the morning going to school. 1 he would probally where red sweat
\npants with a green shirt that has dirt marks all over it. she has to wake him
\nup an hour to two hours early and he still will not be ready in time to go to
\nschool. he would not brush his teeth or take shower or any thing he would
\nprobaly just end up sitting in front of the tv in some sort of trance for the
\nrest of the day even.
\n now he also dose some things when my freind isn’t home. 1)he will go
\ninto his room and go threw everything and not put it back the way it was.
\nhe’ll go threw my freinds video tapes and leave one laying in the middle of
\nthe floor. <\/p>\n
2)he will go threw my freind beauro desk you name it and he’s gone threw it. <\/p>\n
(dinner) now so you can understand this part i must tell you somthing
\nelse. now were kinda positive that the farfel is gay ( no offense). he has
\nmuscle magazines laying in the middle of his floor. he saves the boxes to his
\nspeedo underware and keeps them in his room. sometimes he’ll leave his door
\nopen during the day. not a pretty sight when you look in but . sometimes you
\ncan see him what we call farfeling himself. he realy takes his fingers (
\ngross part you shouldn’t read) and puts them down his pants and what looks
\nlike up his but (i’m going to hurl now).now to the dinner part. my freind has
\ntwo real sister and they make fun of the farfel at dinner when his mom is not
\nthere. durring diner they start calling him a farfel and saying like how he
\ntakes his fingers and shoves them up his but. my freinds real dad dosen’t
\ncare thet they say this he even tries o hold back his laugh. the farfel eats
\nlike a baby that Knows how to shove food into their mouth but not chew.
\nspageti , put it on his plate half will be in his stomach and the other on
\nhis face. one time when i was eating pizza he ate three peices befor i was
\ndone with two peices. when he eats he makes this anoying slurping noise but
\nwithout soup. his reason for this is that he dosen’ get enough food into his
\nmouth because it keeps falling off his fork. of course it couldnt be that he
\ntries to shove it into his mouth so fast. and it all falls off on the way
\nthere.<\/p>\n
well thats all this time wait until next week and there will be more. <\/p>\n
james.<\/p>\n
