{"id":13738,"date":"2023-03-21T02:21:31","date_gmt":"2023-03-21T01:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/the-lotus-eclair-too-fat-to-race\/"},"modified":"2023-03-21T02:21:31","modified_gmt":"2023-03-21T01:21:31","slug":"the-lotus-eclair-too-fat-to-race","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/the-lotus-eclair-too-fat-to-race\/","title":{"rendered":"The Lotus Eclair: Too Fat To Race"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lotus  Eclair &#8211; Too Fat To Race<\/p>\n<p>      Most Lotus enthusiasts are aware that the 1970&#8217;s Elite<br \/>\ntook its name from the original Elite of the late 1950&#8217;s, but<br \/>\nnot many realise that the Eclat derives it&#8217;s name from a much<br \/>\nearlier model &#8211; the Lotus Eclair.<\/p>\n<p>      The exact origin of this tasteful little sports racer is<br \/>\nunknown. Thought to originate from the Betty Crocker design<br \/>\nschool, several rather advanced features were included: The<br \/>\nyeast-west mounted engine, rack and rolling-pin steering and<br \/>\ncoil-over choc absorbers made the Eclair a very popular little<br \/>\nnumber in its day.<\/p>\n<p>      The road version of the car had a beautifully flexible<br \/>\nlittle ohc (over-head cream) 600 mil engine developing a<br \/>\nwhopping 215 calories, while the works race version had double<br \/>\noverhead cream and an even greater 250 calories (one  problem<br \/>\nbeing that it tended to run a bit rich.)<\/p>\n<p>      One particularly notable example was quite successfully<br \/>\nraced by the great Gordon Bleu. He put alcohol in the mixture<br \/>\nfor an even more potent result, but it also made the vehicle<br \/>\nless predictable. (A large squirt away from the line and the<br \/>\nwee Lotus simply did donuts.) Bleu&#8217;s first attempt at racing<br \/>\nwas abysmal &#8211; well into the race he overcooked it and had a<br \/>\nmassive melt-down. He was lucky to escape with only burnt<br \/>\nfingers. <\/p>\n<p>      The second time out, however, things began to go right.<br \/>\nIt was the Meal Miglia and weather conditions were not favourable<br \/>\n(the Lotus may have been superb in the dry, but in the rain it<br \/>\nhandled like a wet sponge), but in spite of severe icing Bleu<br \/>\nfought on and successfully creamed the opposition.    <\/p>\n<p>      Unfortunately from there it was all down-hill. Gordon<br \/>\ndesserted Team Lotus and claimed he could privately eat anything<br \/>\nthat would care to take him on. This he did, and was several<br \/>\ntimes disqualified for breaking weight restrictions.<\/p>\n<p>      With the demise of Gordon Bleu&#8217;s racing career the little<br \/>\nEclair, sadly, was doomed and the model that we photographed is<br \/>\nthought to be the only one left. (The rest having decayed or<br \/>\nbeen eaten away.) Restoration is not really a practical<br \/>\nproposition, so the only hope is that another well preserved<br \/>\nspecimen  may surface.<\/p>\n<p>      Until then we are very grateful that we were able to get<br \/>\na taste of such  a car, magnificent with its cream stripe and<br \/>\nreal chocolate upholstery.<\/p>\n<p>Technical Data:<br \/>\nMake:         Lotus                   Price:       $3.95<br \/>\nModel:        Eclair                  Engine:      SOHC 600 mil<br \/>\nBody type:    Choux Monocoque         Output:      215 calories<br \/>\nSteering:     Rack &amp; Rolling Pin<br \/>\nSuspension:   Gas Shocks at rear (caused by too much alcohol)<br \/>\nMax Speed:    Over 200 mph (Air New Zealand in flight catering)<br \/>\nStanding 1\/4: 1 min 15 secs (with fruit &amp; causing indigestion)<br \/>\nSitting 1\/4:  2 min 45 secs (Ahh &#8211; much more comfortable, thanks)<br \/>\n0-60 mph:     6.7 secs (Balanced on lap whilst driving a Europa)<\/p>\n<p>                                                     Phil Quagg.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nDonated by Phil Quagg for the library of:<br \/>\nThe Banana Republic BBS &amp; El Presidente (Sysop)&#8230; Thanks Phil!<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-right'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-13738 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='13738' data-nonce='65e0e39b87' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-13738 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><\/div> <div class='status-13738 status align-right'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lotus Eclair &#8211; Too Fat To Race Most Lotus enthusiasts are aware that the 1970&#8217;s Elite took&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-13738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-othernonsense","tag-english","wpcat-7-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13738"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13739,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13738\/revisions\/13739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}