{"id":13714,"date":"2023-03-21T02:19:07","date_gmt":"2023-03-21T01:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/phiction-by-tristan-farnon-himself\/"},"modified":"2023-03-21T02:19:07","modified_gmt":"2023-03-21T01:19:07","slug":"phiction-by-tristan-farnon-himself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/phiction-by-tristan-farnon-himself\/","title":{"rendered":"Phiction By Tristan Farnon Himself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>80 Columns<br \/>\nTristan Farnon presents&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\t     +:-:-:-:-:-:-:+<br \/>\n\t\t     |\tDead  End  |<br \/>\n\t\t     +:-:-:-:-:-:-:+ &#8230;another twistful adventure!<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Next, please.&#8221; said the attendent. Sarah had been working at Citicorp Savings<br \/>\nBank for almost a year now. WHY? She asked herself. THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST<br \/>\nBORING PLACE IN THE WORLD.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Hello.&#8221; greeted the man politely. &#8220;My name is Max. In my left hand, I hold a<br \/>\n.22 caliber revolver.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  It took a few seconds for what he said to register in Sarah&#8217;s head. Then,<br \/>\nanother few to actually realize what he meant. She froze.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Please! Please&#8230;&#8221; smiled the man (if you could call it smiling &#8211; his eyes<br \/>\nwere staring coldly at her, but his mouth was turned upward with a smile that<br \/>\nonly LOOKED safe.) &#8220;Act natural. If you act as though something peculiar is<br \/>\ngoing on&#8230;I&#8217;m afraid I&#8217;ll have to shoot you.&#8221; his voice remained calm, but his<br \/>\ngun remained pointed.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;What do you want?&#8221; whispered Sarah.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;I&#8217;d like to make a withdrawl. A withdrawl of, say, ten thousand.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Let me check with my&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;NO!&#8221; he commanded. &#8220;The money is in the drawer right in front of you. I&#8217;ll<br \/>\ntake it in ten One-Thousand dollar amounts, please.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  Sarah quickly fumbled with the key to open the drawer. Hastily, she counted<br \/>\nout ten thousand dollars.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Thank you. I would advise you to keep absolutely quiet and remain perfectly<br \/>\nstill until I leave. My gun will be pointed at anyone and everyone within range.<br \/>\nDo you understand?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Yes.&#8221; replied Sarah, stiffening.<\/p>\n<p>  He quickly walked towards the exit. HURRY&#8230;HURRY&#8230;he thought. GET THE HELL<br \/>\nOUT OF HERE. YOU&#8217;RE ALMOST OUT THE DOOR. WALK NATURALLY.<\/p>\n<p>  Sarah let out a scream. &#8220;Stop him! He stole ten thousand dollars!! HELP!&#8221; The<br \/>\n  security guard reached for his gun. &#8220;Freeze!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  Quickly drawing out his pistol, Max fired a shot at the guard. He crumpled to<br \/>\nthe ground. Screams shot out from various locations of the bank. The second<br \/>\nsecurity guard reached for his gun.<\/p>\n<p>  Instinctively, Max grabbed a young woman and held her in front of him. His gun<br \/>\nwas pointed directly under her chin. He clicked the trigger back.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;ANYBODY MOVE AND I SHOOT A BULLET STRAIGHT UP HER SKULL!&#8221; he stated.<\/p>\n<p>  The guard dropped his gun to the floor. People stood around, not knowing quite<br \/>\nhow to react.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Nice to see you all. Have a nice day.&#8221; Still holding a handful of her long<br \/>\nblond hair, he pulled her out the door and into his car.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Where are you taking me?&#8221; she cried.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Shut up.&#8221; He started the car, and drove off at a speed that almost broke the<br \/>\nsound barrier. Keeping one hand on the wheel, he kept his other hand holding his<br \/>\npistol, which was pointed straight at her.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;What&#8217;s your name.&#8221; he didn&#8217;t ask it&#8230;he said it.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Cathy.&#8221; she whispered. &#8220;Where are we going. You don&#8217;t NEED me anymore. Let me<br \/>\nout of the car. Please.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Be quiet. We&#8217;re going to count my money &#8211; that&#8217;s where we&#8217;re going.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  They got out of the car right in front of his apartment.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Get inside,&#8221; he commanded.<\/p>\n<p>  She walked across the room and sat on the bed, not looking at him. WHY DOES HE<br \/>\nWANT ME HERE? WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME?<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Look.&#8221; he said, and flashed the $10,000 in front of her face. &#8220;Quite a steal,<br \/>\nisn&#8217;t it?&#8221; She said nothing. &#8220;ISN&#8217;T IT!&#8221; he screamed.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;YES!&#8221; she screamed back, with tears in her eyes. &#8220;I WANT TO GET OUT!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Have a drink.&#8221; he poured her a glass of scotch.<\/p>\n<p>  She decided to go along with him. &#8220;Thank you,&#8221; she whispered.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Have you ever SEEN that much money before in your LIFE?&#8221; he boasted.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;No&#8230;I haven&#8217;t.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;You&#8217;re a nice girl. A very nice girl.&#8221; he said. She said nothing. &#8220;See this?<br \/>\nSee this gun? Watch.&#8221; He opened up the wheel and took all four bullets out of<br \/>\nthe cage. &#8220;We&#8217;ll forget about the gun. Now we can enjoy ourselves.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;What are you doing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;What does it look like?&#8221; he smiled&#8230;unbuttoning his shirt.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;LEAVE ME ALONE! DON&#8217;T COME NEAR ME!&#8221; she shrieked.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Why? Don&#8217;t you like me? You do like me, don&#8217;t you? DON&#8217;T YOU!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  She smiled. &#8220;I like you&#8230;do you know why?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Because I&#8217;m rich. 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