{"id":13516,"date":"2023-03-21T01:53:55","date_gmt":"2023-03-21T00:53:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/a-collection-of-modern-acronyms\/"},"modified":"2023-03-21T01:53:55","modified_gmt":"2023-03-21T00:53:55","slug":"a-collection-of-modern-acronyms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/a-collection-of-modern-acronyms\/","title":{"rendered":"A Collection Of Modern Acronyms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MODERN ACRONYMS<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nOINKs    one income, no kids<br \/>\nDINKs    double income, no kids<br \/>\nPINKs    private income, no kids<br \/>\nLINCs    low income, nine cats<br \/>\nNINKs    no income, nine kids<br \/>\nDUDs     demographically undesirable divorcee<br \/>\nPODs     punks on dope<br \/>\nYAMs     young assholes on mopeds<br \/>\nSLIFs    still living in the fifties<br \/>\nSLITS    still living in the sixties<br \/>\nSHITs    suburban heterosexuals in town to swing<br \/>\nCANTs    corporate animals, no talent<br \/>\nSIMPs    sexually inactive male professionals<br \/>\nMIDGETs  mentally inferior divorced guys expecting terrific sex<br \/>\nTOADs    tennis-obsessed advanced-degree holders<br \/>\nRUGs     rich ugly guys<br \/>\nDRUGs    dumb rich ugly guys<br \/>\nSACs     sixties acid casualties<br \/>\nSIPs     single-income pot smokers<br \/>\nDORKs    damned overpaid Republican know-it-alls<br \/>\nFDAs     former drug abusers<br \/>\nYANKs    young assholes, no kids<br \/>\nNERDs    nervous evangelicals, recently defrocked<br \/>\nSOBs     son of the boss<br \/>\nCPAs     car phone assholes<br \/>\nWIGGs    women into gay guys<br \/>\nBICEPs   bisexual college-educated professionals<br \/>\nAWOLs    always working-out at lunch time<br \/>\nSLIMEs   single lawyers into money and exercise<br \/>\nRAMBOs   right-wingers afraid of Mexicans, blacks and Orientals<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-right'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-13516 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='13516' data-nonce='65e0e39b87' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-13516 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><\/div> <div class='status-13516 status align-right'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MODERN ACRONYMS &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; OINKs one income, no kids DINKs double income, no kids PINKs private income, no&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-13516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-othernonsense","tag-english","wpcat-7-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13516"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13517,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13516\/revisions\/13517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}