{"id":13514,"date":"2023-03-21T01:53:53","date_gmt":"2023-03-21T00:53:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/odd-little-event-at-430pm\/"},"modified":"2023-03-21T01:53:53","modified_gmt":"2023-03-21T00:53:53","slug":"odd-little-event-at-430pm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/odd-little-event-at-430pm\/","title":{"rendered":"Odd Little Event At 4:30pm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>  4:30 p.m.  The subway train draws to a halt.\tThere is no station in sight.<br \/>\nAnxious glances dart around about the passengers as they realize each others<br \/>\npresence for the first time.  At the end of the train, a young lady in a green<br \/>\npants suit stands up in the middle of the car and starts to unbutton her jacket,<br \/>\nwhich she takes off and drops to the dirty floor.  She also takes off her shoes,<br \/>\nher pants, her blouse, and the rest of her undergarments dropping them into a<br \/>\nneat little pile.  This leaves her totally naked.  She then moves her hands<br \/>\nacross her thighs and begins to fiddle around between her legs.  Eventually she<br \/>\ngrabs hold of something cold and metallic and very slowly she starts to unzip<br \/>\nher body; working in a straight line up the stomach, between the breasts, up the<br \/>\nneck, taking it up right through the center of her face to her forehead.  Her<br \/>\nfingers probe up and down the resulting slit; finally coming to rest on both<br \/>\nsides of her navel.  She pauses for a moment, before carefully working her flesh<br \/>\napart.\tSlipping her right hand into the open gash, she pushes up between her<br \/>\nthroat, latching on to some buried solid at the top of her spine.  With a great<br \/>\ndeal of effort she loosens and pulls out a thin shimmering golden rod.\tHer<br \/>\nfingers release their grip and her crumpled body neatly sliced slithers down the<br \/>\nliquid surface of the rod to the floor.  SPLAT!  The rod remains hovering just<br \/>\nabove the ground.  A flagpole without a flag.<\/p>\n<p>  The other passengers have been totally silent, but at the sound of the body<br \/>\ndropping onto the floor a large middle-aged lady stands up and shouts &#8220;STOP THIS<br \/>\n, ITS DISGUSTING!&#8221; The golden rod disappeared The green pants suit was left on a<br \/>\nhanger, with a dry cleaning ticket pinned on the left arm.  On the ticket was<br \/>\nwritten:<\/p>\n<p>\t\t       Name&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n\t\t       Address&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n\t\t       &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n\t\t       &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-right'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-13514 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='13514' data-nonce='65e0e39b87' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.graviton.at\/letterswaplibrary\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-13514 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><\/div> <div class='status-13514 status align-right'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4:30 p.m. The subway train draws to a halt. 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